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*Diavolo and MC talking*

Diavolo *excitedly*: MC I have downloaded one of your human social media applications!

MC: really?

Diavolo: yes! Now I can be down with the humans and all of their latest crazes. Finally I am catching up with your technology and learning the lingo.

MC: which one did you download?

Diavolo: MSN!

MC:…

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Catching up on Shining Nikki - the fact that the player character gets pissed off at Leonid and throws shade at him is fucking fantastic!

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come on man 💔

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My headcanon of their Ages (physical/mental not actual chronological ages)

Luke - 10

Satan & Lilith (the angel) - 19

Beel & Belphie - 21

Asmo - 24

Levi & MC - 27

Mammon & Raphael - 28

Solomon - 32

Diavolo & Mephisto - 36

Lucifer, Simeon & Michael - 45

Barbatos & Thirteen - they don't have an age, they can shift their physical appearance to fit any age but mentally? They've always just been the way they are and that can't be quantified in an age

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* I like the idea that angel! Lilith & Satan are the "same age"

* MC started off as early 20s in S1 (approx 23/24) but stopped ageing at around 27 as they became more powerful and less fully human (pretty sure MC is not fully human - examples here)

* I wanted Levi & MC to be the "same age"

* Levi & Mammon give off the energy of siblings who have a really small age gap and use that as a fact to try and murder each other

Anyway! What are your age headcanons?

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MC is litterally half the fandom whenever someone talks about Barb

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Fun Facts 1141-1150

• According to Belphegor Lucifer never has any strands of hair lying around just in case he and Satan attempt to use it for a voodoo doll

• Solomon sees it as a privilege that only he can easily sing human world songs with MC

• The owner of a club where Solomon pole danced is hoping to get Lucifer to pole dance next

• Solomon thinks that wings that are neither black or white suit him most

• Mammon thinks cuddling MC is the most relaxing thing

• Beelzebub thinks it tickles when you touch his wings

• When a clock took Lucifer on a journey of self discovery it taught him how dear and precious RAD is to him.

• Belphegor enjoys making dolls as he can zone out without passing out but makes MC promise to keep it a secret.

• Barbatos tells MC normally he’d never let anyone be close enough to him to touch his bare skin

• When referring to the king of the Devildom, Diavolo often slips up and refers to him as his father rather than ‘the king’ and he’s supposed to

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MC: *looks haggard from all the work they had done*

Diavolo: *stares*

MC: I know my face isn't pleasant to look at right now.

Diavolo: ...

Diavolo: There's something about your tired-looking face that makes me want to devour you—I wonder if you'll still look like that after giving birth to our future child.

MC: ...

MC: Diavolo, what the heck?

Diavolo: Is it what they refer to as "raw"?

MC: ...

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MC: do you ever think about how, like, diavolo and luke are technically your step brothers?

Solomon: . . .

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That is so very on brand for asmo

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Barbatos, an eldritch/ancient entity controlling space & time, seeing a neglected/abused young prince with a shitty dad: my child now

Barbatos, an eldritch/ancient entity controlling space & time, seeing a neglected/abused young sorcerer with shitty parents: my child now

Barbatos, an eldritch/ancient entity controlling space & time, seeing a loved/happy young angel with a great dad: my child & husband now

Anyway, I've always had a Barbatos & Simeon qpr agenda, I'm just making it more obvious now

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week 34 who else mino6ing out

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Diavolo: Where is Mc?

Lucifer: … *sighing* In the basement….

Mc: And this one here is Bola. Look at her, how can a one-week-old puppy be so big???

Cerberus: Woof!!

Mc: And this little one here, he's already opened his eyes.

Cerberus: Wuuh *excited*

Mc: I know, it's impressive.

Diavolo: *practically glowing* What am I seeing?

Lucifer: *sighing* Mc found a litter of puppies in the human world and…

Diavolo: So??

Lucifer: And they thought Cerberus would be the best adoptive father for them…

Diavolo: Ha, I think they got it right!!!!

Lucifer: Please, Diavolo, he's a guardian demonic beast!!!

Mc: That's really ugly, Lucifer. A job doesn't define what a father is like.

Cerberus: Woff *indignantly*

Lucifer: …

Diavolo: Aaaaww, I think we should order them some necklaces to match their father's.

Cerberus: *wagging his tail excitedly*

Mc: See? Diavolo is supportive.

Lucifer: Why are you like this?

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Yandere Type Headcanon | Diavolo

Diavolo would be a monopoly type. With being harmless at the beginning. 

And again. Before someone will jump at me saying how nice and soft he is. 

Yeah, he is nice and soft. He's so cheerful. 

But he's also literally a Devil. He's the Demon Prince. The next King. Do you really think someone with this title would be innocent? 

When it was my birthday, I was listening to his call. And everything was okay. Then he suddenly started more crazy talk that didn't sound innocent at all. 

“I’m going to tell you that you have no other choice but to choose me.” 

Yeah, you can think about that he just said that he's gonna make you love him so much. But… that's not such a soft way to tell someone that. 

Then he added:

“You'll only be able to see me, and your thoughts will only be of me.” 

He is a Prince. He got everything he wanted in his life. Everything he'll ask for, he'll get. He doesn't need to do anything around because someone can do it, right? 

He's first to say that he wants something. So… he needs to get it, right? 

Even if you love someone else? Well, he'll make you love him, because he wants that! He'll try his best so you'll love him!

He added once that he'll be working hard so he'll get your feelings. 

Why did I said that he'll get the harmless yandere side? Because before you're not with him, he won't do anything to you. He'll be trying to get your heart first. He doesn't want to hurt you. You're his soft spot. He can give you a world. So he'll be tempting you and showing you what he can give you until you'll fall in love with him. 

It can take some time, but he's not rushing. If he wants you, he'll be trying more and more! Someday you will be his! And you'll think about him. And love him. 

But he's not forcing you with anything. You can take small steps. No rush! That may be even fun for him to fight for your love somehow. So he's not angry when you're going out. 

He knows that he must love you more. 

And that he must make you his more.

As his beloved one, you're his royalty. When he's the prince, for him you're more important. He'll put you in the first place or ask what you want when someone's asking him. You're more important! You're his love!

You're priority here. He just wants you to love him. 

So love him back, okay? He needs only that. 

He also can feel jealous or bad when you're not showing your feelings towards him. He may be nervous and have thoughts about just taking you away. And making you his spouse. He'll need one, right? 

His bloodline needs to grow and live.

He's Demon. He knows all of the sins around. He may be wanting to do ANYTHING to have you. But still, he'll be trying to make you want him. 

So you'll come to him on your own will. With a heart full of love for him. 

So, he's working hard to get your feelings, not to completely force it on you. 

Because you're the most important to him.

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back with another dia screenshot

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I DID ONE MORE PROMPT FOR DIALUCI WEEK.

This was so fun to draw ISTG, Lucifer in his villain era fr.