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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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did trilobites walked among flowering plants

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Straight up fallopian it. And by it… well… let’s just say… my tubes

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The Victorian child who cleans out my lungs has gone on strike and now I’ve got bronchitis. Thanks a lot, Marx.

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September 25

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Spread the word.

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Guess it’s not

I bu on my pro til I fen is that anything

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I bu on my pro til I fen is that anything

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Well those are allllmost done

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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.