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Every time I;ve been softblocked, it is like a slap to the face. Every unfollow, a kick. My penis, medium sized. Curved at an angle some would consider “extreme”, but I think it’s normal. My pecs? Huge. Muscular. The less fortunate, love to rest on them. I give them a place to rest. I help them, I save them.  Cause really, helping others is what I’m all about. It’s not about me, it;s about the people of this world– [Puts my arm around your shoulder] yep… Just the two of us out here

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Everything I kill drops like five perfectly forged undamaged weapons wtf are these things made of? Do I need to have more iron in my diet or do they need less????

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Take care of yourself. Keep your body strong. Eat healthy. Go outside. Get regular exercise. Take breaks when needed. All for one thing, one goal. To kill Chaos

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Don't simply bite the hand that feeds you. Strive to bite it CLEAN off

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you got a lot of trans women following you, are you a chaser?

My mission is to kill Chaos, that's all I know

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Yes, kissing the homies goodnight IS gay, but don't ever think that's going to stop me

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I am two years old today, ten years on T, balls deep in the time loop losing my sense of reality

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Death is a fickle thing. When my homies died they came back as their fursonas

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Sorry for inactivity I was putting all of my memories into the funny rocks and forgot I had this blog. I also forgot that I'd gotten bottom surgery which was briefly very confusing so I had to stare at a wall absolutely flabbergasted for several weeks

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The thing that Jed doesn't know is that my spit actually does have healing properties. I just don't make a big deal about it.

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Jack Garland the idea vs. Jack Garland the man.

Everyone knows that Jack Garland is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes wolves and cartoon cacti into crystals? And why do we think of him as fondly as the lufenian (non-existent) Dr. Pepper? Perchance.

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His weak gait and pathetic demeanor have entranced me body and soul

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to have severe anger issues, poor communication skills, and the strength to kill chaos (and have that strength be respected)

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i am doing a team frye check in👊

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