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Imagine something weird happens and Stiles and Derek end up mentally linked and Derek is able to hear Stiles's thoughts. At first, it's really confusing and disorientating, but it ends up being kinda handy as Stiles will get up and walk into another room only to forget what he went in there for.
"Phone charger," Derek calls after him.
"Thank you!"
But things take a turn when Stiles ends up staring at Derek while he exercises. He can't look away from Derek's body, muscles tensing and flexing beneath his sweat-glistened skin. Suddenly Derek pauses.
"Stop commenting on my muscles."
"I wasn't!" Stiles lies, looking away as his cheeks burn.
Derek keeps working out only to pause again a moment later.
"Stiles, stop thinking about my ass!"
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I've been struggling to draw lately, tried to wrench out of it with a Jonathan
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Everyone reading Dracula Daily today
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melisandre seeing stanley and dave’s reunion
#'stanley and dave' is too funny i'm literally crying#asoiaf#acok#stannis baratheon#davos seaworth#melisandre#stannis x davos
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happy captain of the demeter day to all emotionally distressed
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Something we don’t talk enough about is how when Dracula tells Jonathan, “I hope to see more of you at Castle Dracula,” Jonathan just thinks Dracula is being fake-polite while intending to let him die at the hands of the weird sisters — but what Jonathan doesn’t know is that if he dies by vampire bite, he too will come back as a vampire, bound to the soil in which he was buried.
That means whenever Dracula comes home to his castle, he will be seeing Jonathan again. He’s not just keeping up the facade of civility, he’s implying that Jonathan is his newest bride.
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solo per lei
#i am the audience lmao i didn't even know i followed a nali fan i'm not even italian#faccio il diavolo per te#i watched this vid an unholy amount of times#annalisa
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Derek always getting dirty looks from random-ass pet dogs on the street. He’s got beef with every neighborhood canine.
The poodle across from the Stilinskis will purposefully jump the fence to pee on every single tire of his Camaro.
Mrs. Johnson’s Labrador cusses him out in the most colorful dog barks any time he passes.
The pug at the bookstore will bite down on his pant leg and rip every pair of jeans he can get his mouth on.
The German Shepherd at the police station will constantly try to get him in trouble by “detecting” a substance in his car.
Stiles doesn’t believe him at first. Saying he’s as paranoid about dogs as he is about rival packs but he collapses in laughter when Derek takes him out on a date through the park and every single dog stops, turns in unison and begins howling mockingly at him. Because domestic dogs don’t need a pack and their humans are their alpha so why the hell would they care about a 300 pound full shift werewolf?
Derek is petty as fuck though.
Stiles looses it when he realizes that when Derek is MIA sometimes he shifts into wolf form and causes pet mayhem. Digging holes in the poodles yard to get her in trouble. Stealing all the labradors chew toys. Chewing through petty parking tickets and letting the German Shepherd take the heat.
Stiles looses his goddamn mind over the fact that he’s in love with a full shift alpha maniac who has pissing contests with the library pug.
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Drawing a samurai during writing class!
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It's incredible how it took Dracula the first three days of the journey to start to terrorize the workers who are responsible for moving him, and his wooden boxes to england.
Not a single care of how they are the ones that keep the ship moving, all of them are expendable victims in his eyes.
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so you in no way have to reply to this at all ever but i had a cold medicine induced hallucinatory dream (idk, what the hell is consciousness) and i know nobody to even mention this to so i'm clearly word vomiting into your inbox after throughly enjoying every single one of your fics on ao3 (im not kidding i spent like three days doing it) to bring to you my hallucination of steve and danny standing at the altar and steve saying, very softly - book me, danno?
anon! i did not know cold medicine side effects may include lovely sweet images of blorbos at the altar, so this is incredible news you're bringing me. i hope you didn't wake up before you found out if danny did indeed book him (which i assume involves saying yes and kissing the groom, somehow), or if danny booked him (threw a book at his head for the timing of that quip. and then said yes and kissed the groom).
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𝔞𝔪 ℑ 𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔢𝔠𝔥𝔬 𝔬𝔣 𝔞 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 — 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔡, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤; 𝔞 𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔶 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔰𝔢?
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ᴵⁿˢᵗᵃᵍʳᵃᵐ
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saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.
her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.
icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.
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