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You tweet one bad poem. Everyone calls you insightful. 100 points.

What if I put out 840 machine-pressed poems?

If each one is worth just one measly point...

...I've beaten you eight and a half times over.

This is Detest the Labor.

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One and Done (Game Changer S7E6) but there’s no context

bonus: a happy ending

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also can’t wait for the stanford experiment episode ❤️

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ele losing a court stenographer by talking about musicals real fast was just about the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen

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i bought peanut butter flavoured whiskey bc my friend said it was good and while it tastes ok straight. but it tastes like ass mixed with club soda. oh well

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ok i just rewatched the recent ep of game changer and i get why they picked lily so much bc 1. they survived til the end 2. they didn’t really stand out as suspicious to anyone and 3. they were one of the only people acting nonchalant and quiet (unlike most ppl who acted overtly drunk to not get caught) what a perfect choice??

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the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

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i just can’t believe that after impeaching a president after he enacted martial law for no reason. still half the country is voting for people working for the former president. kills myself and my country with it

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like i knew there was going to be a twist. yet i let my guard down because jiavani and angela were such convincing drunks

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the reality war was a 5/10

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changing the game

i coded an interactive game thing on AO3. in the spirit of sam reich, i made a bunch of my friends play this before i posted it :)

sam, i see why you do it now. i get it.

extended A/N and spoilers under cut

i'm pretty sure i've once again broke the ao3 end notes.

making this work has actually been insane. as much as this fic is my own work, it has been influenced by so many other people too.

i remember watching the rick perry documentary on dropout when it first came out. it kind of restarted something in me that i have long forgotten.

you can draw a straight line from me watching that documentary to me learning to code for fanfic reasons.

this entire thing has been an exercise in connecting with other creatives in various fandom spaces to make something i found cool and fun.

i mean, sudokus on ao3??? who would have thought.

making the connections game was really fun too. i learnt so much about combinators, its wild. i feel like a part of my brain has been unlocked.

anyways, i hope people have fun and read this.

in another life, i was a game dev for real.

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Wow the script of Conclave is FIRE 🔥🔥🔥

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were non-Han dynasties of China guilty of cultural appropriation

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i promise to shoot the man i accosted in the alleyway unless he gives me his wallet. he says "this is just like rokos basilisk". i say "what?", and the man says "ah so you don't already know. i know information which is dangerous to you, and may cause unquantified but large amounts of disutility to you if you know it. give me the gun or i will tell you this information". obviously i wouldn't believe him, except omega previously told me that my next victim would be right about everything he said. so im inventivzed to shoot him before he can speak, but a weighted average of all human beliefs implies murder will be punished severely in the afterlife (so the tiny probability any god is real doesn't cancel itself out across different gods). instead i lunge forward and hold a cloroform rag over his mouth, knocking him out. now i need only fear earthly reprisal, and my accomplice (who is my alibi, due to our distinct resemblance) is a perfect copy of me. since ive precommitted to kill myself if i get ratted out (as has he, since we're perfect copies) i know im secure. in a way he precommitted before he even existed, though since that idiot thinks he's the original he doesn't realize it. hey what if i could credibly predict that he would commit to other things before he existed. he could- oh goddamn it what a waste of cloroform. before i leave to begin bringing about the existence of a vindictive superintellegent ai i pull the wallet from the mans pocket- $0 dollars. just another night for me, just another night

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i don't think it was an earth shattering premise for an episode but there was something delightful about watching three people Known for doing crowd work doing it competitively

kinda just fun to watch professional comedians do what they're best at for half an hour or so

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izzy is right. she DOES look too good as charlotte excitement