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Queen Victoria’s Golden Jubilee

*Jacob and Evie stand in the crowds watching the Queen drive by*

Jacob: *raises bottle of beer* God queen the save!

Evie: *annoyed* Jacob how much have you been drinking?

Jacob: *slurring his words* Just a little in honor of the queen.

Evie: You should have stayed sober for such a momentous occasion!

Jacob: *looking very serious* But, someone’s gotta drink to her health! How do you think she managed to live this long!

Evie: *exasperated* You’re drinking habits have not kept the queen alive all these years!

Jacob: *Takes a swig of beer* Best not to risk it!

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A St. Patrick’s Day Observation

Evie: Jacob’s a lot like a leprechaun, don’t you think?

Henry: *confused* What? How is Mr. Frye like leprechaun?

Evie: Well, he causes mayhem wherever he goes, and he enjoys inconveniencing others for his own amusement.

Henry: I see your point, Miss Frye. Perhaps your brother is indeed a leprechaun.

Evie: *shrugs* That or he’s just a changeling.

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Happy Belated Halloween!

All Hallows Eve *Jacob and Evie are having tea in the train* Jacob: You know, you might not want to go out tonight, sis. Evie: *confused* Why not? Jacob: Well, tonight’s Hallows Eve, and someone might mistake you for a witch. Evie: *glaring* Jacob..... Jacob: I wouldn’t blame them if they did. You’re quite frightening really. Evie: *getting up from the table* Frightening? I’ll show you frightening, you little toad! Jacob: *slightly panicked*Oh, shite...

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Thank you for this blog. I think I'll be living here for the next few days til I've read everything.

This is probably from forever ago, but you’re welcome! And thanks for checking my blog out!

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Jacob’s Nicknames for the Assassins:

Altair Ibn-La’Ahad: Al

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: Etsy

Connor Kenway: Kenny or Junior

Aveline de Grandpré: Avie

Edward Kenway: Eddie or Ed

Arno Dorian: Arnie or Frenchy

Evie Frye: Sis

Bayek of Siwa: ???(I’m stumped on this one?!)

Alexios: Alex, Alec, or Alexei

Kassandra: Kass, Kassie, or Sandy

Eivor Wolf-Kissed: Wolfie

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Happy New Year!

On New Year’s Day:

In a London Police Station

Evie: What did you do this time?

Jacob (in cell with several Rooks):I didn’t do anything!

Evie (Turns to Police Officer): Excuse me, could you tell me what this idiot did?

Police officer: He was found drunk with several other men, lighting fireworks outside of Buckingham Palace. He claimed he was trying to get a reaction out of the Queen’s Guard.

Evie(Rolling eyes at Jacob): You are a child!

Jacob: Are you still going to bail me out?

Evie: What do you think?

Jacob (sheepishly grins): Happy New Year, sis!

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Christmas Surprises

Jacob comes sprinting into Evie’s train car.

Jacob: *jumps on Evie’s bed* Wake up! Wake up! It’s Christmas!

Evie: *mumbling sleepily* What time is it?

Jacob: It’s Christmas time!

Evie: *peers at clock* Jacob, it’s three o’clock in the morning, go back to bed.

Jacob: Don’t be such a spoilsport!

Evie: If you don’t leave me alone until at least 7 o’clock, I will wake you up at three tomorrow morning, when you’re hungover from too much Christmas drinking.

Jacob: *slinking away* Fine, I’ll wait. *pauses at door* Oh, and Evie...

Evie: *snaps* What?

Jacob: *grinning cheekily* Happy Christmas!

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Happy (Belated) Bonfire Night!

I meant to post this yesterday, and forgot! Whoops!

Jacob and Evie are standing by a big pile of wood with some Rooks.

Evie: Did you remember make the Guy Fawkes?

Jacob: Of course I did! Rooks, bring him out!

Some of the Rooks open a wooden crate and pull out a straw dummy with a bright red Blighter jacket and an awful mustache.

Evie (squinting): Jacob, that doesn’t look like Guy Fawkes.

Jacob: It’s Crawford Starrick, idiot!

Evie (still squinting): It doesn’t look like him either.

Jacob: Well, who do you think it looks like then?

Evie: If you removed the rat from its face it would be a good likeness of you.

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Yoga Poses

Jacob: *walks into room to find Henry and Evie doing yoga together* What the hell are you doing?

Evie: *glares at Jacob* It’s called Yoga, Jacob.

Henry: Yes, its very beneficial for the body. Would you like to join us, Mr. Frye?

Jacob: No thanks, Greenie, I’d rather not look like an idiot today.

Evie: Why don’t you stay for the next pose, and I’ll impress you.

Jacob: All right, entertain me, sis.

Evie: *smiling sweetly* the next pose is called the flying bird.

Henry: *looking confused* Miss Frye, I think your getting confused the flying bird isn’t...

Evie: *flips off Jacob* Isn’t this pose majestic?

Henry: *gasping* Miss Frye!

Jacob: ...I’d better leave I have a meeting with the...er...Rooks...

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Do you also write headcanons? (I love this blog btw)

Hi, sorry if this was submitted a while ago. I don’t check my inbox that much. I’m not 100% sure what headcanons are, but I don’t think I write them. (I know this is awkward.) Anyways I’m really glad you love this blog! That means a lot to me. In all honesty I just made this blog for myself never expecting anyone to see it or follow and now I have like 400 followers or something and it’s insane! I’m gonna stop now because this is getting ridiculously long. 😳

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Scars

Henry: If you don’t mind me asking, how did you get that scar in your eyebrow, Mr. Frye?

Jacob: Ah, well, that’s a story, Greenie. It all started in an alleyway. And there were five other men, all armed and.....

Evie: *interrupts loudly* I threw a book at him when we were younger because he wouldn’t stop bothering me.

Jacob:.....

Henry:......*tries to muffle laughter*

Jacob: Oh, shut up, Greenie!

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Reblog if you are an Assassin's Creed fan!!

I wanna know how many people are in this fandom! XD

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Jacob: I’ve think I’ve gotten twice as handsome this year.

Evie: 0 x 2 is still 0.

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Henry: So, how have you been?

Evie: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes.

Jacob: *enters the room*

Evie: Oh look, there it is.

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Which One?

Jacob: *standing in front of mirror* Which do I look better in, my paperboy cap or my top hat?

Evie: I think you look like an idiot in both

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“I do this thing called what I want”

— Jacob

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Sick Day

Jacob is lying on his couch with a terrible cold. Evie enters the carriage with a steaming teacup.

Evie: I made you some tea with lemon and honey.

Jacob: Does it have whiskey in it?

Evie: *rolls eyes* Do you think I could get you to drink it otherwise?

Jacob: *sniffles* Thanks, sis.