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I'm probably one of the VERY few people that actually like Sticker🤣

I'll love it for all of you 🙌🏻🔥

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the next fan to win a video call event with any k-idol needs to tell them to search up their fanart. I feel like more idols need to see how creative their fans can get, esp when said idol is that fan's only muse. that stuff is just so sweet to me 😭

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yujae: *breathe*

me:

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yuta: i like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms

mark, looking down and realizing he only has 2 arms: fuck

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yuta: they say one in every five men is gay

yuta: i hope it's mark, he's super cute

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yuta whispering: future husband say what

mark: what?

yuta: [screeches internally]

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ahh these are so good

Jaehyun: Why did you hug the delivery guy like that?

Yuta: I was expecting Taeyong to come back.

Mark: Why did he kiss you on the mouth like that though?

Yuta: I have that effect on people.

Mark: What does that mean?

Yuta: Jaehyun look me in the eyes and try not to kiss me.

Jaehyun: *kisses Yuta immediately*

Taeil: WITCH! HE'S A WITCH!

Yuta: I'm what witches worship at their altar.

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NOT JAEHYUN OH MY GOD

asking a crush out

taeil: you're not that bad! let's hang out sometime haha I'll show you my favorite rap songs

johnny: I'll come pick you up at 7

taeyong: /doesn't ask anyone out. is asked out/

yuta: /stares/ come here /makes you sit on his lap. that's the date/

doyoung: I think you're special and I want to know you better. would you like to go out for dinner? is Mcdonalds okay? omg it is?? /plans the wedding/

jaehyun:

jungwoo: do you want to watch a movie sometime? /actually watches netflix and comments the best scenes. will cuddle/

mark: wow you're so cool and I was wondering if like ahah like if we could you know meet and idk just hang i guess ahah what do you think?

haechan: oh so you don't want to see me again ever and you hate my ass and everytime im around you want to choke me??? please date me.

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💀💀💀💀💀💀

Compilation of Mark calling Yuta Oppa

aka Mark being an anime girl for Yuta

Credit to @yutaful for clips used in this edit

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I need a fanfic where Jaehyun sits on the street like this with “I’m moving nowhere” atitude of a protesting dog, when JaeDo are having an argument over something after leaving a theatre or other fancy outing event.  And 90% of the fanfic should be written in dialogue. 

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PLEASE

CAN SOMEONE WRITE THIS FANFIC PLEASE

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his real name is yoonoh so we're safe.

dana...

STOP IM LOSING TRACK OF WHO IM RECEIVING TIKTOKS/TWITTER ACCOUNTS/TUMBLR LINKS FROM WAIT ITS 1045AM AND IM ALR SO STRESSED WAIT PLS SITJRKFKFK

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Yuta:Hey Jaehyun,wanna third wheel on my date with Sicheng tomorrow?

Jaehyun:Sure.

Yuta:Johnny!Wanna third wheel on my date with Sicheng tomorrow?

Johnny:...Okay?

Yuta:Great!I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Johnny and Jaehyun:......

Sicheng:Hyung.....

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foreign swaggers groupchat (because jaehyun is unnecessarily good at bowling)!

yuta: yeah jaehyun gets pussy from the bowling alley

jaehyun: i do not

shotaro: omg wait really?

jaehyun: no

ten: he does

yangx2: i've seen it

jaehyun: you have not

johnny: woah there bud, why are you getting so defensive all of a sudden

jaehyun: i pick up my girlfriends the same way every other person does

mark: but at the bowling alley

jaehyun: fuck you

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i’m actually so overjoyed that you guys are showing manic pixie dream boy jaehyun a lot of anticipation and love. like, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for stroking mine, and probably javi’s, ego and helping us prove a point on this fucking site. that point being: normalize manic pixie dream boy jaehyun. we mean it. say bye to the ceo power imbalance trope and to hell with the frat boy agenda. it’s the era of vinyls, sad movies, and drinking pinot noir by the balcony whilst drearily pondering human existence. 

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yes yes yes

Yuta in gimme gimme vid oh my god😍😍😍

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So we know how much jaehyun loves kids and he said he would be a dad if he wasn't an idol yeah? What kind of a father do you think he would be? The thought just melts me!! 😭 also I am in love w your blog and everything u write ♡ have a lovely day

Jaehyun has Cancer in the 5th house which makes him naturally good with kids.

Extremely nurturing and just overall affectionate with kids

will want to be a ‘friend’ to his kids.

but as a Aquarius Sun he knows the importance of space and individuality

so won’t be the kind of parent who would stifle their child

he’ll rather just let them be and form their opinions 

so yeah will put his child into all extra circular activities class they want

will also kike to share his own interests with his child and teach them whatever he can

with Taurus Moon he’ll try to make a stable and ideal environment for his child

a kind of environment that his child knows that no matter what they have their home to get back to

there can also be a tendency to spoil his child

so yeah his child might be that kid in school that has every new possible toy or game