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roommate texted this to me……..

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And we please have some more king and Mitternacht

They’re not on my mind but they will always be in my heart ❤️

And some king doodles because believe it or not I haven’t drawn her in a few months

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“love triangle” ? yeah of course i do !

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Dead bug in my water cup and I didn't even have to pay for it #moneymovements

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i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

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ground control to crazy frog

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average job application response they want: oh please let me work for the knife please please please let me work for the knife i love the knife the knife is my favorite thing in the whole world. did i mention i love working for the knife

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Thinking about Fray Bigotón (brother moustache), mascot of the Franciscan Monastery of Cochabamba in Bolivia who was adopted after being found as a stray

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wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight

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ponderous guy whose pronouns are huh/hmm

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db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers

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fandom spaces were better when the media creators didn't know we existed and we didn't want them to find out.

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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