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it is way too late in king princess' career to be releasing a song called "girls"

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nobody depicts their eyeballs as little butts anymore what's up with that 3_3

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And yet.. no tails selfie 💔

good things come to she/they who waits

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thank god youre gettingout pf america . ive been so scared. anerica stay away from her

I've gained so much weight I'm basically allowed to reclaim "americans are fat and eat cheeseburger" now

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I hope ya'll are finding some fun during ya'lls holiday :]

on my way back to Australia now :) I had fun

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calling me a man and everything

girl with presumably many times my followers immediately jumping to public callout post cus we had a disagreement about homestuck

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girl with presumably many times my followers immediately jumping to public callout post cus we had a disagreement about homestuck

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arms so sore lately from alternating playing tetris and jacking off and nothing else. seriously need a girlfriend to play tetris for me while i jack off

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My family thanks you for everything you have given us in donations.

Donate to us if you can or at least participate

Donate here

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Please help my good friend Marah and her family!! They are starving to death in Gaza

Her poor mother has lost 27 kilos due to starvation and her father has lost more than 15 due to the famine. Osteoporosis treatment requires a healthy diet, and the Balousha family can not eat.

@mahrahpalestine is her url for vetting proof!!

I am hosting this campaign! The funds you donate are transferred directly to the Balousha family by myself and an irl coworker. Thank you!

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I've not come to forgive Americans for many things during my time in their "country" but I understand why American drink sizes are so fucking big. YOU PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH ICE

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You hate your tumblr anonettes so much you left us for dead we are so hungry

nobody send me good shit no more

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im really sorry you had to witness minor to moderate amounts of man on man gay subtext in undertale chapters 3 and 4 that must have been an extremely traumatic experience for you. i hope you can heal

nothing about spamton qualifies him as a man. but by all means continue to wallow in your imaginary slop...

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applebeasts

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is objectum like the new fake piss fetish on here

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The toriel hate campaign is hilarious considering how everyone blorbifies tenna at the same time despite him being a terrible boss amongst other things. Like hes def not as bad as spamptom "predator" spamtom but its a bit sad how misogyny in the utdr fandom never really changed for 10 years

i dont think we even have to scrape the "bad boss" stuff at the bottom of the barrel he was also trying to trap kris and susie in a game show forever. like tenna was just gunna let them die for real