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Thou shalt not escape Baby Fingers!

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Having to explain to way too many people that no, Iran doesn’t have nuclear weapons.

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whatever happens now is entirely the fault of the united states and israel

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> be me

> bump into a drunk wizard on the subway and she curses me

> find out the next morning that I'm transforming into a catgirl

> track down the wizard and confront her about transforming me into a catgirl

> she is very confused because she definitely turned me into a catboy

> ask her why I feel like a girl then

> well fuck

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“Thank you for catching the Outlaw. Please go blow yourself up.”

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I am not posting specifics, my area is outside of the worst activity so idk if anything will happen. I will likely not comment on things beyond this, though.

But for everyone across California right now:

Know your local ICE response organizations. Keep an eye on the local news. Know your protest safety where applicable. Stay safe out there.

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Firelink shrine from dark souls (at least I think. I drew this for a friend)

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Havel-wearing hosts are so cute to invade in DS2. Sorry sweetie, but the fairy boy with butterfly wings is gonna skewer you and watch you die a slow, poisonous death, then dance on your corpse.

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

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Guy with like 100 homeward bones:

Just bone out bro. Having a bad time? Bone out. Date is going not well? Bone out. Poison swamp or like, a class is actively killing u? Have you tried boning out?

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