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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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Part of the reason that Han, Luke and Leia work so well as the main trio is that they're all mistakenly under the impression that they're the sane one in a 'two idiots and the voice of reason' trio trope. Like "Somebody has to save our skins!" and someone has to stop Han and Leia from murdering eachother mid lovers spat, and someone has to keep the twins out of trouble involving force nonsense. And they're all equally as much trouble as eachother, but they all think they're the only sane person. And it's wonderful.

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earlier this year, the government of Ontario gave me a grant to write a book based on a pitch. and then I was like oh fuck, I actually need to write this book now.

but IT'S DONE! grant book is finished! it's very petite (>50k) and not at all my usual style of writing, but re-reading the ending made me cry in public, so maybe it's alright.

the premise is: you're a changeling. you were been swapped at birth for a human child, sent to human schools, and now in adulthood, are a bit of a failure. because, turns out, it's really hard to do human things when you're not actually human.

but still, things are going decently! until the human you were swapped for comes back to take their life. and - instead of treating them like an invader - everyone loves them. more than they do you.

definitely not a metaphor for anything, don't read into this too deeply, hahahahah! but anyway, it's called The Auf, and I hope it'll be a real book someday.

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it's so crazysauce how when you eat food you are less tired and less shaky and also in a better mood for the whole day!!!!!!

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What's really special about Tumblr is that you can scroll through someone's blog for pages and pages without ever gaining the slightest idea of what time zone they're in.

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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

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on the cucumber internet theres pickles posting pictures vials of salt like "ITS NEVER TOO LATE"

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Count reprints, later editions of the same book, etc. If you have a copy that includes multiple books in one volume, you can count that, but do not count sequels/etc on their own. You can count ebooks and audiobooks if you possess the files in a permanent way (borrowed and streamed don't count).

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trust that everything will fall into place without you forcing it there.

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The thing about the fall of the Roman Empire is that nobody fully agrees on when it fell so I choose to take the most hilarious position which is that it never fell actually and we’re all still living in it.

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At least we have laying down

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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ok. i may be in the dungeon but check this shit out. *the camera's perspective shifts such that You appear to be behind the bars and i appear to be free...* heh...how about that...?

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what if American Psycho was wet?