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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way
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[The company comming up on a mushroom patch]
Bilbo: Okay, those are poisonous, so nobody eat them.
Kili: Yeah-ha. Duh-
Bilbo: Go throw up.
Kili: I didn't eat any-
Bilbo: Go throw up.
[80 years later, the same mushroom patch]
Sam: Oh, these are poisonous, we shouldn't eat them
Pippin: Well, duh-
Sam: Go throw up.
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What Gandalf are you today!?
Gandalf the Lamp
Gandalf the Quilt
Gandalf the Shroom
Trying to study light and shadows since I primarily work in flat colors, so why not study it on the wrinkliest meddler of Middle Earth?
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This is his personal internal monologue as the event occurs
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, warrior, reclaimer of kingdoms, called a dragon a slug to its face - currently getting lectured by his tiny husband because he used a metal spatula on a non-stick pan
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HIS EYELASHES! 😭 THE PRETTIEST PRETTY LONG LUSCIOUS BEAUTIFUL LASHES 😭
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Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Saturn, 25.01.25, by Manusia dan Langit
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Peak of gold sickness, saying to Bilbo "the gold it's ours... And ours alone". Sybau that ain't no friendship boy, you are GAY
#bagginshield#lotr#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#the hobbit#thorin x bilbo#fili and kili#fili durin#kili durin#bagginshield fanart#lotr fanart#thorin#thorin durin#thorin company#the hobbit botfa#thorin that was so gay of you honestly
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Alexei has been educated by Yelena on the existence of Ao3 and he fucking adores it.
i have no proof for this but i 100% believe alexei is the #1 sambucky shipper
(stolen from this post)
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I'm just like Tauriel, and Legolas and Bilbo fr (in love with Dwarves)
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I'm just like Tauriel, and Legolas and Bilbo fr
(in love with Dwarves)
#bagginshield#lotr#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#the hobbit#thorin x bilbo#lotr fanart#fili and kili#fili durin#kili durin#gimli x legolas#legolas greenleaf#legolas#mirkwood#tauriel#tauriel x kili#consort bilbo#I'm pretty tall#so please#please give me a dwarf I deserve my short king
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Oh how I love them.
And also him, look at him back there.

I love him.

gay people 👍
#lotr fanart#gimli x legolas#lotr gimli#lotr#tolkien#legolas x gimli#gimli son of gloin#legolas greenleaf#gigolas#amazing fanart#op love your art style
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