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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?

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Okay okay we all know Johnny cash did his cover of Hurt and we were all like “ok he owns that now” but I watched the music video he made and I’m like “oh he OWNS it owns it”

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Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster could be in Supernatural but Sam and Dean couldn't be in Psych, ya feel me

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every psych episode ever:

• some seemingly unassuming accident that ends up being a murder

• lassiter 1st crashout (we're just 5 minutes in)

• chief vick serving face

• jules being beautiful and kind

• shawn being a pathetic freaky loser for both jules AND lassie

• gus running away somewhere

• buzz being there for coffee and to make everyone's day better

• gus making a reasonable financial decision, which eventually ends up in flames because his best friend is human disaster himself

• gus and lassie having a diva off

• henry doing something to remind me why shawn is the way he is

• lassie 2nd crashout

• shawn and gus make some obscure 80s reference and probably dance to the macarena

• gus makes THAT one face but goes along because of course

• lassie 3rd crashout

• shawn figures it out and does another exaggerated bit and everyone loves it

• lassie 4th crashout

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:3

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If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 11/2/15, 6:21:31 AM, it’s that #911 discourse takes up too much of my time.

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#oliver stark and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by jamieroyjamieroy

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Artist: Phaedra Peer

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Rewatching supernatural on a streaming services and I haaaaatttttteeeeee the song changes.

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sometimes i have a thought and go “this would do numbers on tumblr dot com” and oh boy the numbers! 0. absolutely fucking nothing. maybe 1 if i’m lucky.

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If i ever made you feel safe, loved, heard, or even just a little less alone please know i meant it with every part of me

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this post is dedicated to my mutuals who are still my mutuals despite the horrors

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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Does anyone else just randomly feel like they're annoying everyone around them and that they should just disappear for a while to give everyone else a break from their existence, or is that just me?

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If your friend is struggling, the signs might not be obvious. A cry for help can take many different forms. Try checking in on them if you hear them express any of the following sentiments:

I miss Supernatural

I should rewatch Supernatural

Supernatural was such a good show

I hope they make more Supernatural