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Anxiety: You're almost 30 and haven't published a single book. You wasted your chance to become a successful author!

Me: Stan Lee created Spider-Man at age 40. George R. R. Martin wrote A Game of Thrones at age 48.

Anxiety: Oh fuck nvm you do you, king.

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That's a canon conversation, you cant convince me otherwise

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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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enough time has passed.

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There’s a lot at stake in this video…

This video was actually a request from a Patron

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you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee

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Fruit-Shaped Bus Stops (1990) Location: Nagasaki, Japan

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Herr unser Vater, nimm alle Sonnenbrände, Kopfschmerzen, Übelkeiten, und dyshidriotischen Ekzeme weg von meinen Mutuals und gib sie Julia Klöckner.