janetbrown711

[janetbrown711]

I don't want to cite my references. I want a puppet rat to pop up from the bottom of the screen holding a sign saying "It's True!"

[janetbrown711]

[janetbrown711]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[janetbrown711]

Moldy/unmoldy doomed yaoi or yuri?

you got it boss, here’s your doomed strawberry yuri

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[janetbrown711]

this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

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Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

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[janetbrown711]

I love working with kids

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The Good Place | Season 1 (insp)

[janetbrown711]

i always wanted to be as warm as a freshly printed sheet of paper

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[janetbrown711]

You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!

Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?

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[janetbrown711]

I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.

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I love calling stuff "the greatest thing since sliced bread" while replacing "greatest" with a different superlative that makes no sense to be used to refer to sliced bread. like, a really good joke? that's the funniest thing since sliced bread

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"Would you look at that, mercury's in Gatorade."

"I don't believe in astrology."

"No, I mean there is a recall."