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hey everybody neither of my blogs are dead forever i was super busy with senior year and college stuff, my computer has been opened for the first time in months and i'll try to get something out eventually

sorry everyone

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the way that I didn't do kinktober....and then fell of the face of the earth until now....sorry guys!!!

something will be posted eventually love u lots

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Dude shut up lol you aren’t even 18 yet and saying minors shouldn’t interact with your post, you’re not even an adult sit the fuck down

i'm saying minors shouldn't interact with my posts once i turn 18 you have great comprehension skills 😍😍😍

i understand how it is being a minor in the fanfic community i've been doing this shit since i was 11. i don't want to be the weirdo that lets minors follow them on an nsfw when they're an adult; let me do my crowd control a month early asshole

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also i'm SUPER excited for the behind the mask stuff. leslie is so underrated my little boinksy

LESLIE IS SO EVERYTHING TO ME NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT HIM HE'S MY FAVORITE THING

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hi it's me again THATS A RLLY GOOD LIST i'm super interested as someone who's also into tf2 and slasher stuff, i'm not really into batman but i'm looking forward to reading that too since your writing is just so good. i don't have any requests but.....pls anywhere you can stick Engie i beg...sorry i just am in love with that texan man. don't overwork yourself and happy early birthday!

i will find a place for engie wherever i can just for you anon

thank you so much for being so kind <3

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Ectoplasm's Kinktober Prompt List 2023

Just a disclaimer: I AM TURNING 18 IN OCTOBER!!! If you are under 18, please don't interact with my posts on this blog! My main blog, @jar-of-ectoplasm, is the place for you to freely interact with everything! If you are a minor and have your age in your bio, I will ask you to please not follow this account; thank you for understanding!!

Everything will be under the cut, certain prompts I haven't assigned characters to yet but you guys are free to request certain characters for certain prompts and I'll take those into account!!

I will be doing this in the form of headcanons, with two characters per prompt (with some exceptions)! Any day with an asterisk (* <this thing for those who don't know) i need characters for!

I'm pulling inspiration from several different prompt lists, but this is is an original list!

I am going to try to do everyday of this, but please don't be surprised if I don't, I have a lot of stuff going on in October this year!

Prompts and characters are under the cut!

Day 1: Threesome w/ Coop and Remer from BASEketball and Sniper and Scout from Team Fortress 2

Day 2: Medical/Lab kink w/ Medic from Team Fortress 2 and Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow) from Batman

*Day 3: Mirror sex w/ Illuso from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and a requested character!

Day 4: Accent kink w/ Tex Sawyer from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 and Sniper from Team Fortress 2

Day 5: Strap-on w/ Ms. Pauling and Zhanna from Team Fortress 2

Day 6: Temperature play w/ Ghiaccio from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Pyro from Team Fortress 2, and Victor Fries (Mr. Freeze) from Batman

Day 7: Sensory Deprivation w/ Demoman from Team Fortress 2 and Edward Nygma (The Riddler) from Batman

Day 8: Fearplay w/ Billy Loomis from Scream and Leslie Vernon from Behind the Mask

Day 9: Language kink w/ Spy from Team Fortress 2 and Eduardo Dorrance (Bane) from Batman

*Day 10: Bloodplay w/ Risotto Nero from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Sniper from Team Fortress 2 (but he's crazy!!)

Day 11: Size kink w/ Heavy from Team Fortress 2 and Formaggio from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Day 12: Work sex w/ Egon Spengler, Ray Stanz, Peter Venkman, Winston Zeddemore and Janine Melnitz from The Ghostbusters

*Day 13: Sex pollen w/ Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy) from Batman and a requested character!

Day 14: Body worship w/ Vincent Sinclair from House of Wax and Melone from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Day 15: Degradation w/ Harvey Dent (Two Face) from Batman and Herbert West from Re-Animator

Day 16: Professor/Student (PURELY CONSENSUAL, BOTH PARTIES 18+) w/ Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters and Engineer from Team Fortress 2

Day 17: Dirty talk w/ Prosciutto from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Stu Macher from Scream

Day 18: Dumbification w/ Bo Sinclair from House of Wax and Sellout!Remer from BASEketball

Day 19: Praise kink w/ Ray Stanz from The Ghostbusters, Coop from BASEketball, and Engineer from Team Fortress 2

Day 20: Volume control w/ Harleen Quinzel (Harley Quinn) from Batman and Spy from Team Fortress 2

Day 21: Public sex w/ Randy Meeks from Scream and Scout from Team Fortress 2

Day 22: Face sitting w/ Melone from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Peter Venkman from The Ghostbusters

Day 23: Hypnosis w/ Jervis Tetch (The Mad Hatter) and Dennis Prowell (The Music Meister) from Batman

Day 24: Mask kink w/ Adrian Chase (Vigilante) from Peacemaker and Pyro from Team Fortress 2

*Day 25: Predator/Prey w/ Tex Sawyer from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 and a requested character!

Day 26: Teasing w/ Remer from BASEketball and Leslie Vernon from Behind the Mask

Day 27: Manhandling w/ Chris Smith (Peacemaker) from Peacemaker/The Suicide Squad and Soldier from Team Fortress 2

Day 28: Passionate/Loving sex w/ Winston Zeddemore from Ghostbusters and Abner Krill from The Suicide Squad

*Day 29: Food play w/ Engineer from Team Fortress 2 and a requested character!

Day 30: Lingerie w/ Melone from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Ms. Pauling from Team Fortress 2

*Day 31: Costume sex w/ Selina Kyle (Catwoman) from Batman and a requested character!

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hi it's the anon who has notifs on. pls post the list i Need

i love you anon with notifs on i'll do it for you

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I just finished the full prompt and character list! I can either post that early or wait for this poll to finish; send in an ask if you have a strong opinion on it :p

erm okay fellas lets do a quick poll because i may or may not do kinktober this year and i just wanna know if anybody would be interested in that; if enough people would like to see it i'll release my plan for it

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erm okay fellas lets do a quick poll because i may or may not do kinktober this year and i just wanna know if anybody would be interested in that; if enough people would like to see it i'll release my plan for it

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🔮SPECTRE'S STATION🔮

IMPORTANT STUFF IS IN BOLD

main account is @jar-of-ectoplasm

I am 18+, please keep this blog 18+

If you're a minor, please do not interact with any post I make from this account!! Feel free to head over to my main account, I only post sfw stuff there and there's a lot more content anyway

Writing I'll Be Posting:

on here, it's purely nsfw headcanons

Rules for Requesting/Blog Rules:

for requests, i'd like to keep the amount of characters requested under 5; for stuff like TF2, i'll write for every merc on my own whim, but if every merc is requested then i may not do that particular request unless i'm really feelin it

I will NOT write anything or tolerate any request/message that is related to incest, pedophilia, homophobia, transphobia, racism and any other bigotry. In a similar vein, I will not write anything that relates to sexual assualt/harassment, abuse of any kind, or anything relating to suicide/self-harm*

*comfort headcanons relating to any of these topics are okay

all of my "readers" are intended to be completely free of gender identity, race, and sexuality. I intend to keep it this way. if you want a specific trait (ncluding glasses, hair texture, etc.) for a character to have, please include it in your request

if you request the reader to have an incredibly specific personality i am not writing it. my headcanons focus mostly around the characters i'm writing about, and i know you just want headcanons tailored to you/an OC

on a similar note to the above topic, i don't really write about the readers reactions/actions to anything (at least nothing specific) because again, i don't want to make you guys feel like you're reading from the perspective of a character that's in your place

Character List:

TF2: Everybody!!! Even Miss Pauling and Zhanna!!! Please someone give me an excuse to write for my wives!!!

Batman: Pretty much only the rogues, i don't have the time or attention span to consume a whole bunch of media they're featured in so they're just general versions of the character (which includes: the riddler, scarecrow, mad hatter, harley quinn, poison ivy, bane, penguin, mister freeze, catwoman, killer croc, and music meister)

Suicide Squad baby!!!!!! (only from the second movie though) I'm also including the Peacemaker show on here cause it's a spin-off

that's all for right now :)

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YEAAAAAAAA thank you i love you you're feeding me i am growing big nd strong!!!!!

eat your online posts so you can grow big and strong just like this anon!!!!!

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UR WRITING IS SOOO GOOD I LITERALLY HAVE NOTIFS ON FOR BOTH OF UR BLOGS BRUH I RAN OVER HERE WHEN I SAW U POSTED GOOD FOOD MMMMM YUMMY YUMMY

AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAH

I LOVE YOU ANON I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART AND ALL MY BRAIN AND EVEN MY LUNGS TOO

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LET THESE FREAKS FUCK NASTY!!

i'm sick and flipping tired of nobody letting heavy, pyro, or scout be insane and it's my american right to make it happen (this is for the anon that wanted mean pyro and for another anon that wanted heavy) (scout is for me)

under the cut obvs!!

WARNINGS: AFAB reader, crazy nsfw, CRINGE ASS DIALOGUE BITS!!!!! i wanted to try something new tell me if it's too gross and i'll stop and delete my whole account, mercs being MEAN!!!! also there's some russian (google translate russian) promise i'll provide translations <3

under 18 DNI !!!!!!!! please and thanks :)

Pyro:

-pyro has a neat little storage ottoman at the foot of his bed and guess what!! it's filled with sex toys!!!! who could have guessed!!!!!

-he's got a very wide variety of items 'cause he likes to keep it crazy; these items are included but not limited to: icy-hot (for temp play), handcuffs of many varieties, non-abrasive rope (for comfort), insane amounts of phallic rubber items (and glass he doesn't care) and just so so many more

-obvi the rope is used to tie you up but it's less shibari and more just restricting your movements by tying you to the bed/tying your arms and legs together

-obviously not the biggest talker (at least not anything you can understand), so whenever he wants to humiliate or degrade you, he'll grab your jaw and make you look into the goggles on his mask (it's a little scary) while he does whatever the hell to you

-not above teasing you in public and on the battlefield, he gets a laugh out of it

-touching a little more on the waxplay thing, pyro has a variety of candlesticks as well as regular candles in the jar containers. usually, he lets the ones in the jar burn for a bit until there's a pool of wax that he uses to cover larger areas on you, and the candlesticks are burnt while he drips the wax across your body

-into the idea of exhibitionism, hence the willingness to get you going in public areas, but he wouldn't actually want another person there during actual sex

-voyeurism on the other hand he is 100% down for

-wouldn't want to permanently damage you or anything, but pyro does like to use matches or a lighter to burn you just a teeny tiny little bit

Heavy:

-oh lord

-in my personal opinion, i think heavy is around 7 feet tall and 360-400 pounds so he's a BIG FUCKING GUY and obviously that's gonna translate to his dick

-more girth compared to length but sweet baby jesus it doesn't really matter at this point dude is SCARY big

-if you don't stop him (or if your begging doesn't get to him), he could prep you for hours on end. he wants to make sure he doesn't hurt you but another part of him very much enjoys overstimulating and making you beg for him to do something else

"Ты думаешь, что готов, маленький зайчик? Я не согласен. Мой член слишком велик для тебя." (you think you are ready little bunny? i disagree. my cock is just too big for you.)

-when heavy does finally decide to fuck you for real he goes wayyy too slow; he tells you it's for you to adjust but he just keeps dragging it out to tease you even more

-due to the whole "lets drag this thing out as long as possible" experience, it could lead to a lot of overstimulation. naturally, heavy's response to this is to just edge you until you're so desperate that you can't see straight

-like i mentioned in my first nsfw post, heavy has a BIG ASS breeding kink. he won't tell you (unless you know russian) but he does refer to himself as daddy when/if you let him cum inside you; he just thinks it's embarrassing after the fact and he doesn't wanna tell you

"Ты был так хорош для папы, ты заслуживаешь награды." (you've been so good for daddy, you deserve a reward)

Scout:

-my favorite part of the whole post !!!

-very very fast paced (obviously) and does enjoy slightly disorienting you with the speed he does things. whether he's fingering you, eating you out, or actually fucking you he makes sure to speed up as a little surprise

-sometimes he'll go hard enough to make his (or your) bed frame rock against the wall and he will rub it in the other mercs faces if someone knocks on the door to get you guys to shut up

"Oh wassat? You jealous I'm gettin' laid and you're not? Take that shiny bald head of yours and shove it up your ass, pal, I'm a little busy in here!" (could be talking to heavy or engineer you choose)

-i mentioned scout calling himself daddy in my last post (which IS canon i double checked) and it just got me thinkin so hard....he doesn't let you call him by his real name while he's fucking you, otherwise he'll stop what he's doing completely until you say it

"I don't know much about dis Jeremy guy you keep talkin' about, but it's startin' ta piss me off how often you're sayin' his name. Why don't you tell me who's really fuckin' ya this well, huh doll? Go ahead n' say it fa daddy." (i tried to write out his accent i love it so much but i'm so sorry to boston)

-whenever spy is out on a mission and you and scout are back at base he will sneak into spy's smoking room with you and fuck there. scout doesn't appreciate the subtle flirts he sees spy send your way, so he likes to give him a little reminder of who you chose to be with (even if it's in the form of cum stains on spy's velvet couch)

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Your works slaps so hard I hope I can write like you one day 😭

bae i pinky swear you can you just gotta practice all my old shit is ass you got it <3

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your pyro headcanons were . whew. 😳would u maybe consider writing some meaner pyro when u have the time? like. bondage + threatening + you mentioned waxplay which has got me fucking GOING. idkidk obviously not forcing u to write anything if u dont want lol

YES I WILL. I'M SO TIRED OF PEOPLE NOT LETTING PYRO OR HEAVY FUCK NASTY LET THEM FUCK NASTY.

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girl. GIRL. i literally havent stopped thinking abt ur sleeping w the mercs post since it came out. i need more pls im starving. PLEASE idek what specifically to ask for im so sorry i will literally pay you real life money for this please

(this is the ask the anon on my last post was talking about)

but don't even joke about giving your real life hard earned money to me i write headcanons because 1) i think it's funny and 2) i like giving people free content

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sorry that last ask was so pathetic not sure what came over me. filled with lust for the texan i guess. no pressure im so sorry to bother you.

literally don't even i love when people send in asks like that and if it's the texan you want then it's the texan you're gonna get partner