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goddd i just want spider-man's identity to be his own worst but new york city's best kept secret. like i want him unthinkingly taking off his mask and like 20 people see, but if you ask them if they did? no they didn't.

the rule is unwritten, but very enforced. like, there are online communities dedicated to erasing any trace of the spread of his identity. a tourist takes a photo of him and posts it online? it's gone in minutes, and people send DMs to the poster anywhere from "hey, i'm sure you were just excited, but...." to "ill kill u if i evr c you, fuckin bitch".

any information on spider-man is only spread via word of mouth, and only spoken in hushed, awed voices. after several years of spider-man, everyone knows someone who encountered him:

"he saved my cousin. caught a falling billboard from underneath with his bare hands..."

"wow... i've never seen him myself, but he talked to my coworker's daughter for an hour after he stopped a guy from getting a little too handsy. apparently, his smile is 'dreamy'."

these secrets are freely given if you're kind, trustworthy, and show respect for the little guy. but the moment you demand information on him... "i don't know what you're talking about, buddy. he's just an urban legend the news likes to blame the city's problems on so we don't unionize or worse"

so as many times as spider-man ends up with out a mask, or accidentally introduces himself with a name that starts with 'p' and rhymes with 'meter'... on the record, they don't know a thing. because he does his best to help as many people as he can, so it's only fair if they help him a little in return.

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Thanks so much!

Yall it's Jared Machados birthday say happy birthday rn 😠😠😠

Anyways happy birthday to my fav mischa bachinski ever @jared-the-dm

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AHHH!! LOVE SO MUCH!!

YALL THE MUSICAL WAS SO GOOD

Noel with a cardigan and hat so true, Mischa with a sweater absolutely. I'll draw all of them dw,, their fits go hard fr fr

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Chance Theater RTC Ricky and Jane 😳😳

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forever, eternally 🎢

saw ride the cyclone on a whim on closing night and i’m SO glad i did!!!

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Em's Jane because i can and i'm not taking any responsibility of this musical being my hyperfixation lately and my friends have awakaned in me an unstoppable urge to post my art, i'm literally struggling so yeah

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So cute!! I love!!

more chance bachelorparty :D last time it got a surprising amount of attention so. I took that as a sign

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Btw btw I <3 the Chance ver of the St Cassians Uniform

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hear that?? it’s the sound of my heart shattering into a million little pieces!!! goodbye, my sweet Jane. hopefully this isn’t forever <3

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chance sillies and hcs :D

alt vers under the cut!

last one is penny loosely inspired by em flosi at the end of the show

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Love this!!!!

I tried finally learning how to draw people kissing w some chance theater bachelorparty- take em and run

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I've recently seen @em-am-flo Ballad of Jane Doe and omg I'm in awe and I needed to draw her

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Do you prefer Uranium suite or Fall Fair suite?

Oh man! That’s difficult. I think musically, Fall Fair is more interesting (personally) and sets up motifs that pop up throughout the show (specifically Ballad of Jane Doe), but I think Uranium Suite does a better job of throwing us into the story and setting up the pacing! Thanks for the question!

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one more weekend with this lil silly before we say goodbye for now </3

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It’s alright. I was mostly talking to Em since they love to bully me. (but I was moving a little slow that day getting ready 🤫)

maybe the ride the cyclone california cast interacted with me. maybe.

srry jared

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SNL vs. The Graham Norton Show