jared-the-fool
jared-the-fool
life could be a bream...
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(He/Him, 20) Not the same man I once was, and that's alright... I hope. (Writer+Artist, attempting to do either)
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jared-the-fool · 3 hours ago
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jared-the-fool · 3 hours ago
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Is Gaza smaller and more densely populated than your city?
The answer is probably.
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Source: @/letstalkpalestine on IG
Israel has dropped over 12,000 tons of bombs on Gaza in the first 20 days of this current genocide alone, the explosive force of which is equivalent to the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima, Japan in 1945. Can you imagine a nuclear bomb being dropped in your city?? Can you imagine a nuclear bomb being dropped in your city and you cannot evacuate only because you lack the funds to do so??
My friend Ibrahim (@aburakhiaibrahim) has a chance to escape Gaza and reunite with his sister in Canada since their application for family reunification has been approved! However, they do not have the money to evacuate, especially since they don't even have enough money to buy food! Ibrahim tells me that he only has 1 meal every 3 days, and his skin has broken out in hives and huge welts due to the chemicals from the bombs. Hunger is eating away at his body, but they cannot miss this chance to evacuate to safety!
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But YOU can help Ibrahim's family of 28 people buy food! YOU can help Ibrahim and his family evacuate to safety! More than 500 Palestinians in Gaza have been killed while seeking aid this past month. I do not want Ibrahim to lose his life just so he won't starve. Please share and donate if you are able, every little bit helps!
Vetted! This fundraiser is vetted by @/gaza-evacuation-funds, #336 on vetted fundraiser list by el-shab-hussein, nabulsi, and MohAyesh, #802 on Butterfly Effect Project vetted list!
As an extra incentive, you can enter my necklace raffle (2.0) if you donate to this fundraiser!
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jared-the-fool · 6 hours ago
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from our limited perspective it seems to be a harrowing moment for the young beetlegirl comedian when her finest jokes are met with the sound of crickets, until the camera pans to reveal that the audience is full of cricketgirls as amused and chipper as can be
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jared-the-fool · 8 hours ago
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Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive
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jared-the-fool · 9 hours ago
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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jared-the-fool · 12 hours ago
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white people when there's dinner at the function
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jared-the-fool · 12 hours ago
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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments
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jared-the-fool · 12 hours ago
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Spurious Latin plurals are great fun if you're a specific flavour of nerd, but improperly constructed verb tenses are a game anyone can play. The past tense of "screenshot" is "screenshat".
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jared-the-fool · 12 hours ago
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The time has come.... get them while they're hot!
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Thanks to the fabulous: @bowelfly , @jared-the-fool , @dirtinmymouth , @urgohthewanderer, @freakyaccount for the last round of work! I had a whole lot of fun working on your art 💞
More examples (humans!!!! And other stuff) under the cut
Reblog if you like dodos!
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^ and this thing.
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jared-the-fool · 21 hours ago
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jared-the-fool · 21 hours ago
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My fave genre of images
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jared-the-fool · 21 hours ago
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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?
And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.
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jared-the-fool · 21 hours ago
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jared-the-fool · 1 day ago
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If the "young witch in the alps looking for her neighbor's cat" game was actually real (and for the sake of this question, was a carbon copy of Disco Elysium mechanically), what would be the version of the drugs in that game
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jared-the-fool · 1 day ago
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whats everyones first video game (criteria can be whatever you want but im going for the first game i remember playing as a kid) mine's harvest moon friends of mineral town
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jared-the-fool · 1 day ago
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good morning.. and in case i don’t see ya… good-afternoon, good-evening & goodnight ;) ⛏️
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jared-the-fool · 1 day ago
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meow btw. if you even care.
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