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jarjar-not-binks · 5 months ago

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Canonical messages between mizi and sua

#alnst #alien stage #alnst mizi #mizi #sua #mizisua #funny #sua would always ask for consent before verbally harrassing someone (unless its Ivan)

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jarjar-not-binks · 11 months ago

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Chat is it gay to penetrate your homies with a unicorn horn

#dark rise #fandom #funny #hes a ten but he penetrates his “enemy” with a unicorn horn #cs pacat #dark rise fandom #hes stabbing hes just stabbing i swear

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jarjar-not-binks · 1 year ago

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BEAN RELATED NAME FOR THE WIN 💪💪💪💪

Does your fanbase have a name? What do you call us Mx. Cookbook

I dunno, do you all have a name? Get in the discord and let me know

(and also the @jammechanics discord for the songwriting challenge show I do with Bug Hunter)

#poll #the narcissist cookbook #beans

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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I will be inconsolable when unreal unearth comes out

#hozier #music

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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Pov new hozier album comes out in 26 days

#music #haha #hozier #funny #dying

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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Patiently waits for unreal unearth to come out and for the "has hozier released unreal unearth" twitter account to fall into chaos ❤️

#hozier #music #haha #its gonna be funny #twitter

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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Me when trying to understand the skzverse

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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Sobbing I love this stupid show

#shadow and bone #no mourners no funerals #jesper #six of crows #my little meow meows

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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Stares aggressively at you while replaying tolya and Tamar's entrance in shadow and bone

#shadow and bone #tolya and tamar #it was beautiful #gorgeous #breathtaking if you will #fandom #netflix

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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STREAM CASTLE OF RATS BY THE NARCISSIST COOKBOOK!!!

RN OR I WILL PLANT A RAT NEST IN YOUR CEILING

#the narcissist cookbook #music #stream #rn #spotify #youtube music #idk the others #10000/10 as always

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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I enjoy interacting with small artists, especially when you can make them slightly unnerved :))

#i found a fanfic #funny #haha #music #me when telling my comfort artists i found a fanfic on ao3 advertising them and all they saw is #the joys of small artists

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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He's become powerful enough that garlic has no effect on him, he now spends all his time eating garlic bread

It is known that the older a vampire, the more powerful it is. At a few centuries, a vampire is nearly unstoppable. You just met a stone age vampire.

#i fucking love garlic bread #vampires #vampires should eat garlic bread #he has never known the beauty of garlic on bread

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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March is a good month

Shadow and bone season two

NEW Hozier EP (he's eating children again)

A new narcissist cookbook single (he made a song about the rats in my ceiling so excited)

New content is being shoved down my throat and I love it (not sexual you animals)

#music #the narcissist cookbook #hozier #shadow and bone #mmmmmm they feed me meals instead of crumbs #i can overlook hozier not releasing unreal unearth this one time #IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW NARCISSIST COOKBOOK SONG HAHEGEGSHEHEJDN

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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Have I been in the grips of an insane stray kids hyperfixation???

Fuck yeah

#skz #stray kids #lee know #lee minho #minho #lino #skz lino #skz lee know #skz han #han #han jisung #jisung #han quokka #sobbing #its been like 3 montgs #let me go please #adhd be like

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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Spotify: hey look here's a cool playlist based on the genre you like! New songs for you to love <3

Me: you fool, you utter fool. I have already listened to every song in the genre, you cannot give me new music, nor new genres. I am the avatar of music.

#adhd be like #music #my friend tried to give me a lesser listen to genre and i had already had like half the songs from it on my playlist #live laugh cry #funny #spotify

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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Me when i see a 2 hour video explaining the entire ninja turtle universe

#funny #haha #tmnt #rottmnt is the superior tmnt #2012 tmnt is SHIT #i hate 2012 tmnt

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jarjar-not-binks · 2 years ago

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The 1993 Mario movie was on some shit I swear to god

Why is mario like 40 and Luigi like 19????

Why is princess daisy born from a lizard egg????

Why is princess daisys dad fungus?????

Why are they all evolved from dinosaurs????

Why is toad this???

Anyways go watch it it's amazing

#Mario #Mario movie #1993 ladies and gentlemen #90s movies should be their own genre #funny #this movie is a fever dream #a good one though #whats your name #mario #mario what #mario mario #whats your name?#luigi #what luigi luigi? hahahaha #no luigi mario

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