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who here is awake and able to keep me accountable for turning off the stoce top when im done with this grilled cjeese
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Jennifer Packer, A Lesson in Longing, 2019
Oil on canvas, 108 1/2 × 137 in. (275.6 × 348 cm).
Whitney Museum of American Art, New York
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ok so im butt neked on the bathroom floor making it jiggle drinking a gin and gingerale . so what?
should i play the sims on the puter or play it in the realmworld AKA decorate my house
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oh whats that bro? youre feeling fundies brokies? (fundamentally broken?) youre feeling fundies brokies bro?
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should i play the sims on the puter or play it in the realmworld AKA decorate my house
#i havent hung up my wirs hanging basket yet#n i have a n idea i rly like...#also i wanna put up my lights and my halloween secoartiomnssssss#but sims sounds fun too#also im like lazy idk i kind of just want to snuggle with my dog n stuffed animals and play video game and eat corn lollll
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no nuance button, but feel free to tag with your observations
e: if no force on earth would stop you, just pick the highest option
#i voted often but honestly i used to get ill from eating somic cheeseburgers and indid it anyway for like 9 months when i was like 14/15����#knowing they were what was making me sick#also taco bell has turned me into a walking biohazard on countless occasions and i uh#i mwan i say ill stop going and often times i do for a while. but...........#my dr thinks i have gluten sensitivity and i want to get better i really do but i actually dont think i could do it if it required avoiding#gluten#and i did not test positive for a gluten sensitivity. im still going to try to go gf when inest thru my foods w gluten but oughhhh
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fuckkkkk dude i have corn im eatinng corn bro
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rings of rhe day and nail check btw
#i trimmed them cus i felt lile playing guitar 1 day and its taken like a month to get them here bcus im hashtag malnurrished#so instead of growing a cm a month theyre growing like 2 mm a month !!!!!! so saddddd#i want shrimp ramen but i have no shrimp 💔💔💔💔
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anywayyyyu i thiink 1. im goig to get drunk in mu bathroom and 2. i think im going to uhmm continue trying to find a 5'9 bitch to chew on my cooter
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Coiffure Avant-Garde: A Symphony of Strands by 999999999sx
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also wild sode nkte she knew and formerly housed a mutual in law i have On Here and obv im not going to say who but i considered housing this person back when i was able to do that until i got a concern of abusive behbior and my gut was 100%%%%% right 😭
#im obviously not going to say wjo and i wish that person and their partner the best but#im glad i made the decision tk prioritize mine and my familys safety
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gimme a kiss
#my date tm was very cute i rly emjoyed talking to her but idk if sje acrually liked me. LMAO#im like ????? should i text#im so much better at this when idgaf 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️#why am i sk good at fumbling futch dykesn🤧
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grandma got run over by a pass around party bottom
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