jaseroque
jaseroque
It's Shasta really, despite the potoo
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jaseroque · 10 hours ago
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I have no words
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jaseroque · 4 days ago
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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jaseroque · 4 days ago
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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.
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jaseroque · 6 days ago
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Every now and again I remember that my parents have a Japanese friend who ran away from his salaryman life in Japan to become a lumberjack in America and renamed himself "Joe Smoke".
He was awesome, though.
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jaseroque · 8 days ago
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For those of you who wisely avoid Facebook have this excellent image from the San Antonio Zoo page.
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jaseroque · 8 days ago
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They can't teleport me to where I already live... wait, unless they want to teleport me literally inside either Studio Ghibli OR a Studio Ghibli movie, which either way would be okay by meeeeeeee.
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jaseroque · 12 days ago
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jaseroque · 18 days ago
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jaseroque · 1 month ago
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Oh hey, happy Moon Day.
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
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jaseroque · 1 month ago
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jaseroque · 1 month ago
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jaseroque · 2 months ago
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#goals
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this is all i want
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jaseroque · 2 months ago
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Thinking about a duct tape wizard
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jaseroque · 2 months ago
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sardines creature
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jaseroque · 2 months ago
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I am so proud of the Hungarian ppl right now.
It was the 30th Pride.
It was banned.
200.000 people were there.
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Thank you for this boost today. Thank you for showing up and standing up for our right!
Photo cr.: Telex.hu
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jaseroque · 2 months ago
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“hi mom, guess what!” at the first gay pride rally in philadelphia, in june of 1972.
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jaseroque · 2 months ago
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