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i will quote fall out boy lyrics in normal conversation every chance i get but that’s just who i am this week

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me in the outdoors: wow this place reminds me of skyrim

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what’s cooler than being cool?

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When you turn on shuffle and London Bridge by Fergie starts playing

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Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

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I really do be on that phone

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i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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