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Happy birthday Jason 🎉 (w. FADE)

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“Despite everything, it’s still you.”

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Hi 👋 im trying out tumblr again after 7 years, nice to meet you!

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Vengeance My A*s by Dexter Soy

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Jason: *texts dick* theres this dumbass fucking fly in the throes of death ON MY BED dick: ….judt kill it Jason: what kind of heartless bastard would I hve to be to kill a dying fruit fly dick: … dick: the kind that regularly kills real people?????? Jason: but they’re bad people. This thing’s only sin is being a fucking dumbass who made it to where I can’t lay down in bed dick: it’s two am. I’m going to bed. Next time you text me, it better be a real emergency two hours later: Jason: the bitch dead dick: I hate you

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Dick: What did you get Damian for his birthday?

Jason: I got him a cat.

Dick: Really? Me too!

Cassandra: I also got him a cat.

Tim: Looks like we had the same idea.

Dick: Duke, please tell me you didn't get Damian a cat as well.

Duke: ...I got him a cat.

*later*

Damian, surrounded by cats: This is the best birthday ever!

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3am dinner

[speedpaint]

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this entire comic was a weird read, but these are the redeeming panels

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Steph, randomly: *leans over the couch where Jason is reading* hey, Jason? Jason: what? Steph: did you ever like . . . Actually get a driver’s permit? Jason: uhh . . . now that I think about it, no dick and Bruce: *stop what theyre doing in the background* Steph: did you . . . Get a learner’s permit? Jason: nope Steph: did you . . . Learn how to fucking drive???? Jason: uhhhhhhhh dick: *whips around to Bruce* I thought you were teaching him with the Batmobile!! Bruce: *crossing his arms* I thought YOU were teaching him! Jason: nah it’s fine guys Ra’s taught me everyone in the room: *having a stroke* RA’S AL GHUL TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DRI— bruce: *louder than anyone else* THAT MAN CANNOT DRIVE FOR SHIT

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gone for months then spawning with shocking otp ship

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Dick: our baby brother wants to show you his animals

Jason: and you better be nice!

Camera, pans to Damian standing next to a cow: this is my cow *holds up a cat* and this is Alfred, my cat

Dick and Jason: *standing behind him and staring menacingly into the camera*

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Bruce: I don't know who, but one of you has a broken bone. I know this because I'm your father, I have mythical dad instincts, and also, I'm Batman. Jason, very loudly: Bullshit, he's bluffing. He made a mistake last night during a mission and he's trying to pin it on one of us via injury. Bruce: *Pulls up a PowerPoint presentation of why it is Jason*

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the sillies

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smoke break

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jason and tim as brains vs brawns as in jason uses a long range weapon that should require him to think about trajectories and ricochet and shit and tim's out there whacking people with a stick

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*Jason gets Tim and Damian to help find out who is trying to kill him*

Tim: We’re in.

Damian: Now, do we have any information on who might wanna kill Jason besides all of us?

*Jason throws a giant binder on the table*