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Consider this...one day Bella’s cleaning out the attic with Edward in the corner looking through old pictures and she finds a toy laser like for cats and points it to the floor and Edward just goes insane. THEN, even better, she now knows a vampire’s weakness. So instead of ripping her arm open in Eclipse, she simply points a laser in the snow and Edward, Victoria, and Riley all get distracted and Seth kills Victoria and Riley.

now THIS is genius….

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So i had a dream where the pack all wore slides to save on money cause that way not only can they just flop that shit off even if they phase when angry or whatever the sides dont restrict feet like shoes do so all you see around la push sometimes is a giant wolf with slides on its hind legs. (Also quil, to annoy embry and jake will wear the ugliest fucking socks with his.)

LMFAO

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pls tag your favourite twilight blogs🫶🏻i’m talking 90-100% twilight dedicated!!

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Bella:

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This but Charlie Swan 👀

“Fuck the police” say less

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Everyone is like "Emmett would totally fit in with gen z kids"

Nah. This is Emmett

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Edward @ Bella 24 hours before he abandoned her

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Emmett:

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the Cullens prepping to take their SAT’s for the billionth time

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Twilight AU where Bella was normal + thought Edward was a fucking weirdo and literally never spoke to him again

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Bella during New Moon:

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Resume went to high school for four years + then threatened to out every single Cullen to every single person in every single town they ever moved to if they made her go back

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he got the child😔

Emmett found a flamethrower AU

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Alice really goes to people all like "I had a vision that we were family :)" and they just go along with it

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Edward + Rosalie

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my last post on this account was at least 3 years ago + today i decided to open it back up and scroll through my account. tell me why im sitting here giggling and kicking my feet over posts that I WROTE when i was a TEENAGER.