jaspervixillin

[jaspervixillin]

i've realized i either generate heat like a furnace created to heat an entire hotel lobby, or i generate cold like if the freezer sections of some stores where its a completely different room with all the meat and stuff in it, and a freezer in a morgue was large and powerful enough to store an ancient giant(from elder scrolls legends) had a love child creating a miniature Hoth equivalent temperature on my skin, instantly freezing anyone who touches my hand

[jaspervixillin]

i uninstalled grammarly and it didnt have the reason why i uninstalled it on the "oh no why ever would you get rid of our product please select a reason on the list so we can figure out boohoo" so i put in a honest answer in the "how else" thing

"in the nicest way possible grammarly sucks absoulute booty like im talking absolute swampass from a pirate who knows nothing of personal hygine and has every std known and unknown to man, at recognizing 1. writing style 2. having fun 3. names. 4. bad grammar being part of dialogue on purpose" ALSO HOT TAKE. bad grammar and spelling mistakes if its not superrrrr dependent on perfect grammar/spelling/whatever, can add so much personality to a post/short story whatever, like to me you can have strong writing with the OCCASINAL bad grammar

[jaspervixillin]

on the last day of sophomore year of high school, I saw these two girls kissing on the bleachers, like what the hell that's so gross. not because they're lesbians I'm fine with that like I'm bi so is my gf BUT THEY WERE LIKE FUCKING WOODPECKERS MAN, I'M SUPRISED THEY DIDNT BREAK THEIR NOSE OR RIP EACH OTHERS TOUNGES OFF BECAUSE THEIR TOUNGES WERE OUT AND ALL OVER LIKE WTF MY FRIENDS LITTLE BROTHER IN SIXTH GRADE IS OVER LIKE 8 FEET AWAY HE DOES'NT NEED TO BE SEEING THAT SHIT...i feel I should clarify, by "like woodpeckers" I mean imagine the "tough" kid who vapes getting mad and repeatedly punching a wall, or imagine a video of a paddle ball but in 2.7x speed