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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

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YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?

NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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i am so genuinely blinded by how attractive masc women are that i will forget that the rest of society refuses to find them sexy until they reform into femininity. you would take a carving knife to a flawless painting and claim you’re the better artist.

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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

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I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america

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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there

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