jawnn-watson

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I am very fond of the idea that Sherlock ends up staying with Mycroft during his absence from Baker Street. It seems probable that he would end up doing something to get himself kicked out though.

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Holmes does not appreciate Watson paying attention to anything that isn’t him for over a minute. Including:

1) Fictional characters

2) His wife

3) His patients

4) An actual corpse

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sherlock the type to do one of those "coming in a glorious suit for my best friend's [john's] wedding so that he knows what hes lost 😒" tiktoks (or he at least make some sort of fuss about it)

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obsessed with this photo my friend took of me simply talking & doing my job but it looks like i'm about to be killed by the thing

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getting to read my writing out loud so ppl can experience it how its intended to be heard is actually like. best feeling in the entire world i think, like i just love narrating SO MUCH and i love showing ppl all the alliteration and wordplay i utilize for specific effects in my prose, some of which work best only when read out loud!! 10000/10 experience for me every single time, if i had the time & equipment i would 100% podfic my own writing just to show ppl the rhythm and meter my work is meant to be read in

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people in zombie movies are tooooo dedicated to survival. watching 28 days later right now and not to be a downer but if i woke up in the hospital to the zonbie apocalypse having already happened and everyone i knew and loved was dead then baby you better believe i’d be fast on their tracks lmaooo

like truly the only thing that could bind me to this godforsaken earth in that scenario would be if i were responsible for a child or something.

you would Not see me wandering the barren streets of wherever the fuck, fighting to wake up another day and eat dry oatmeal.

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Randomly remembered something I saw online and can't remember the exact details of - a translation of an ancient Egyptian letter that a young soldier sent his family from abroad, I think from Rome. While all the other details are lost to me, I distinctly remember the tone of the letter, because the attitude in it was so shockingly different to the way I was raised. In Finnish, the word for "conceited" is literally "self-loving", and there's a saying about how self-praise reeks, and any kind of praise of one's own is downright shameful. Entire generations have been raised with the idea that saying anything positive about your own children will rot their moral core.

And this guy in this letter was like "Dear father, dear mother, I am now here in Rome! I am sure to prosper thanks to how excellently you have raised me. I have commissioned a picture of myself in my new uniform, so you can see how handsome I look in it."

Like... Damn. Imagine raising a kid to be that unwaveringly confident in their own worth and prospects, and unhesitant to praise you as well. Why would you raise your kid any other way.

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Look what I found in a free book bin

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i’ll say it a hundred times because some of you need to hear it a hundred times but the trick to liking yourself again is learning new skills and hobbies or returning to ones you had. it makes you so confident learning new shit all the time.

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time to bring back a classic.

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yeah yeah we’ve all destroyed and betrayed ourselves for nothing around here you’re not special

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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