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People have apparently started calling Markiona just "Mark" and idk why but it's killing me.

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Ok but it was genuinely so funny when he learned the doubt gesture because he’s innately a professional hater

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Geppetto on the second floor:

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Geppetto on the second floor:

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How I feel after the DLC without context

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Mechanical little rascals

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My lovely boy <333

I'm playing dlc and it's great!

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My Italian friend's reaction to Lumacchio's name reveal:

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there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS

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i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots

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collection - on twt

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tis the season~

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can i see baldwin my king 🫣

of course you can, he's at his usual place doing his usual thing. sitting on his crumbling throne, brooding over impending doom

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Made some friends today

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Sorry Teldryn