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"they're not canon!"

girl idc you wouldn't have survived in the rise of the brave tangled dragon era like come on

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thank you to walt peregoy for making scooby doo where are you! even more memorable as a child

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the thrilling sequal

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Can we as a society making shipping fun again because I'm tired of saying I ship two characters and then some annoying little mosquito starts yapping in my ear about how "it's never going to be canon" or "they barely interact"

Like learn to disagree in silence please and thank you!

Ship whatever you want as long as it's legal!!

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zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

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Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

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a little bunny looking at the stars in case you're having a bad day.

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i'm like if a mad scientist was a loser

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They're all so me

maybe in another universe I don’t feel different

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this is me if you care btw

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im going to say it… lin manuel miranda is a well trained actor and is actually eating hermes up a little bit… y’all just need to let go of your thirteen year old self who was cringe about hamilton…. do not let your anger be misdirected towards an artist that lost control of his creation…

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Ao3 maradaurs fanfic writers could write Romeo and Juliet but could Shakespeare write All the young dudes, Just lovers, Choices, Art heist Baby and many many MANY more?

I DONT THINK SO

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The crane wives are LYRICAL genius I love them sm

Crane Wives lyrics that make me go feral (in no particular order)

When my ghost sings my battle cry, you'll be too sorry to dance (Once And For All)

She lights cigarettes like lanterns for the darkness in my head (Nobody)

And if I were someplace else, and if I were someone else, and if I were not myself, would this be easier? (Easier)

Little girl don't let them sell you any armor, all your ribs are still your own (Ribs)

Cause in the night I know you burn with feelings I cannot return, my dear, oh my dear (Tongues and Teeth)

You're a passing grade on a low, low bar (High Horse)

I have gasoline in my veins. I am always burning, burning, burning (The Wolf)

The future is stretching out in every direction, and I want it all (Daydreamer)

Do you ever feel nothing at all? I do, I do, I do (...) I would not wish that on you (Nothing At All)

I may never be a rich man, but I can make sure that I am free. I may never be a rich man, but the rich man will never have me, never have me (Hand That Feeds)

I am selfish, I am broken, I am cruel. I am all the things they might have said to you (Never Love An Anchor)

I want to feel that fire that you kept from me (The Moon Will Sing)

Put your ear to my heart or set your teeth against my throat. Give me something pretty to wear beneath my bloodstained clothes. (The Garden)

The forest echoes, the trees are crowing hungry, hungry harmonies (Sleeping Giants)

I come from a long line of people who believe in things like flowers that grow in the cracks in the street (Here I Am)

I'll swear that I loved you, I'll swear that I loved you, I'll swear that I loved you, I swear, I swear (Little Soldiers)

And finally not a lyric, but the cross from Glacier House to Tongues And Teeth I love it so much