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Okay. Let's review...

Neither the President nor the Treasurer can be telling the truth, since they both say the Treasurer had the key.

The VP doesn't give out enough info to contradict anything.

That leaves the Secretary as the only one who could be telling the truth.

As for who stole the money...

I think it's the VP.

Unlike the first two, who claim to know exactly where the key was, the VP feigns ignorance.

If she's lying, then that means she's the only one who knew where it was.

Therefore, she's the only one who could've stolen it.

''Who stole the money?'' -

Another logical riddle + pretty and crazy girls~ This time it’s a bit harder, as you’ll need to figure out two things: Who is the one who tells the truth? And which girl stole the money? - Only one of these girls tells the truth, the others lie, and also, of course, only ONE of them stole the money. Can you guess which one?

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Can’t believe that not only is the reverse au canon, but also that one user who created this exact plot.

And remember, the show’s written in advance, so we just happened to come up with the same ideas. It’s like when we found out that both Wapeach and Bowsette were almost canon.

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normalize being cracked at videogames. beat that boss first try or you suck. put it on the highest difficulty on your first playthrough. get every single achievement or die trying. if you ever lose at anything you're a failure

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Okay, hear me out...If it's possible for Pearl(but only in a suit) to become a tumblr sexywoman, then like...

Y'know?

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Choosing a video

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what fucking boyfriend

why does everyone lose their mind if I dare mention I have a boyfriend

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Ay, who the fuck put all these beautiful trans women on my dash?

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Reblog and tag this post with whatever ur grossest, most embarrassing, or most extreme kinks are ^-^

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So this is pretty damn good

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On this newest episode of "Opinions from a Guy No One Asked", we have...

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE GOOSEBUMPS COVERS!

Just so we're clear, this is just ranking the covers, not the stories themselves, as I have not read all of them...

Say Cheese and Die!

The first great cover, in my opinion.

Night of the Living Dummy

Genuinely Creepy...

Return of the Mummy

It looks like the mummy farted in his tomb, and I think that's very funny.

Attack of the Mutant

Yo, when are we getting Masked Mutant vs. Ghastly Grinner?

Monster Blood III

I swear I've had those shoes.

The Horror at Camp Jellyjam

I've met people exactly like this at summer camp.

The Headless Ghost

I love how, despite the Victorian clothes, he still has an unequivocally 90s haircut.

The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena

This is just my grandparents when they come down from up north.

Egg Monsters from Mars

I mean...It doesn't really look expired, so...I might still try it.

How to Kill a Monster

Big Grassy Paws.

Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns

Sigh, I wish I were as cool as that pumpkin-headed dog...

Calling All Creeps!

Just a couple of cards...

Chicken Chicken

Reminds me of the ending to Freaks[1932].

The Blob That Ate Everyone

WET n VEINY

The Curse of Camp Cold Lake

This might be my favorite one, actually.

The Haunted School

Those eyes...

Werewolf Skin

There's a non-zero chance this awoke something in someone. good for them.

I Live in Your Basement!

Oh, that's gore. That's gore on my Goosebumps cover.

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fish bounce

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This is why the phrase “lurk more” was invented, I’m pretty sure.

I can't be the only one who's afraid of entering the communities because I feel like I'm gonna end up like this

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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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Alright Everyone! It's time for another Self-Actualization post!

Here are my "Just Like Me FR FR" Characters

This might be a terrible idea, but fuck it, we ball.

Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory

-Definitely talented, but thinks WAY too highly of himself

-Has a habit of awkward phrasing and delivery.

Jimmy Olsen from DC Comics

-Constant state of arrested development

-Utter inability to take things seriously

Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil

-Quips to mask what might be a buttload of trauma

-Speaks out loud when he probably shouldn't(What The-!)

Peter Parker/Spider-Man from Marvel Comics

-Most in the element while being DEEPLY unserious

-The eternal weight of the world

The Entire Student Council from Kaguya-sama

-Eternal Overthinker Supreme

-Today's hyperfixation of the day is...!

Michael Afton from Five Nights at Freddy's

-Tormented from things he did years ago that no longer reflect him

-Being way too deep in the lore to ever leave

Kirito from Sword Art Online Abridged

-Terminal douchebag syndrome, but is slowly trying to get better

-An eerie resemblance to my own relationship with my sister.

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Now, I'm sure most of us can agree that purposefully misremembering the names of media that our younger relatives are into is the ultimate form of psychic damage, but consider the equally funny alternative...

Purposely misremembering the names of media your OLDER relatives are into

"Wow, is this the Seinfelds?"

"You Watchin' the Friend show?"

"Is that that Buffer the Vampire thing?"

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Well, I really enjoyed doing my first list-post before. So, I figured I'd do it again, but with something slightly more embarrassing.

Here are my TOP 10 FICTIONAL CRUSHES(In No Particular Order)

Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail

Scorpia from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Marin from Link's Awakening

Palutena from Kid Icarus

Lola Pop from ARMS

Sundry Sidney from A Starstruck Odyssey

Doreen Green/Squirrel Girl from Marvel Comics

Kasane Teto

Mae Borowski from Night in the Woods

Giovanni Potage from Epithet Erased