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Well Fuck... Had To Make Another Post About FanFics I've Wrote: Ed, Edd, N Eddy and Calvin & Hobbes

Just getting this list out here of all the fanfics I've written to date, 'cause yall need to culture yall selves with some good fics and get out your comfort zone. Don't need to know the canon of fandoms to read them, just like with any other media. If you can watch a new movie, show, or get a book without knowing much, then fan fics are no different. Also I am open to any tag suggestions to add to any of these.

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Ed, Edd, n Eddy continued

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43233349/chapters/108666070 Fool Me Once, Shame On Ed

Word count: 6777

Rated: Mature

Synopsis: Sarah and Jimmy discuss how they both have a crush on Edd. As they got turned on, they masturbated together. Afterwards they went to the popular burger joint and saw the Ed's, both greeted Edd, who thought they were acting odd when they walked away. Eddy thought they were up to something.

Aftwrwards they went window shopping and ran into Marie, asked her for drugs. Marie told her to stop by the trailer later. Alone, she spotted Edd putting up groceries, enacted her plan and asked to help. As she helped, she invited him ovet for tea. He said he would be there.

That night she stopped by the trailer. Explained to Marie what she was doing, and Marie rather proud with her sisters that Sarah was trying to lose her virginity, sold her some with instructions. She went home, stopped by Jimmy's and convinced him to go with it.

The next day, they excitedly made a game plan, as they set everything up. Edd came over and they conversed, Sarah brought out the tea and spiked his cup. As thry continued to talk, they notice the drugs kick in and Edd start to lose his inhibitions while not aware of what's going on.

After they really kicked in and Edd was high, he grew more scattered thoughts and was ready to leave, until they got him to Sarah's room, where they started in on him, and he let them do as they wanted. The three way began. They had their fun until Edd passed out, then both cuddled with him and hoped he'd be a more willing participant before passing out.

Why: First off... I'm tired of the entire fandom making Edd gay, when clearly Jimmy was always obviously gay in the show. Secondly I just wanted to write another rape fic. The sex scenes are pretty good.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64703047/chapters/166234474 I've Ed It Up To Here

Word count: 41k

Rated: Teen

Synopsis: Edd had been getting fed up with his home and school life. He woke up to still no groceries or money for them, annoyed as Eddy banged on the door. As the Ed's go to schoole Edd refused to help Eddy with his new scam. At the cafeteria Edd told the others that Eddy was planning a new scam.

They had a run in with the Kankers and Edd afterwards was tired of it. He started seeing things he never noticed. In class when Marie passed him a note, he promptly took it to the trash can and embarrased her.

Before lunch, Edd saw Ed and Eddy's punishment. At lunch Kevin thanked him for the warning, found out the Kankers are looking for him. They found him in the hallway and confronted him about it. Edd finally went off on them as some other students cheered. He then told Sarah she wasn't too far off from them.

Edd has a talk with Eddy and Ed, expressing how much he's tired of Eddy, and pushing Ed to better himself. At home he found no progress on the groceries and set fourth a plan to help Ed. Over Ed's he sets up cameras to incriminate Sarah and help Ed with school work.

Back at home, Eddy stopped by while he was recreating the mondo stinkbomb into mace. As they talked, Edd spoke on how there were parts of himself that he didn't like and Eddu gave him something to think about, about his parents.

When he came back from Kevins and discovered his parents had been there. He started to lose it until Nazz came by and calmed him down. The next morning Edd had a decent breakfast. Eddy got into it with Sarah forcing Ed to walk her to school. Jimmy asked Edd to walk with him. Edd found out they fell out the other day. They talked and Edd revealed his plan.

Edd saw the Kankers take their anger out on Ed and Eddy. Eddy went off on Ed for never doing anything. Edd in class talks to Nazz and a brief moral discussion about boys hitting girls came about. After class, Nazz talked to him and they saw the Kankers look for him. Nazz went to get him away but they were caught by Sarah who alerted the Kankers. The Kankers started their assault, Nazz was held back by Sarah, Edd maced them to get away. Eddy went at them with his backpack.

Edd was sore all over, Nazz got on Ed about Sarah. While talking with friends, Jimmy helped Edd to class and came out to him. After school Ed carried Edd home and they had a heart to heart.

Once home, Edd had a soak. Ed told him his parents wanted to talk to him. When Edd went over, he talked with them and revealed the cameras. Afterwards Edd went to Nazz for dinner, Kevin saw and found her actions odd.

The next day Nazz paid more attention to Edd than Kevin. Nat told Edd the Kankers got suspended. He also found out through Ed, that their parents went to find help for Sarah. Kevin starts to get annoyed that Nazz spends more time with others.

Kevin was annoyed when Nazz sat next to Edd at lunch. He tried to get her to hang out, but walked off when she said she had something to do after cheerleading practice. Ed tossed Eddy for being rude. After school, Edd told Ed he was more than capable of standing up for himself, if he could do it.

At home Edd soaked in a bath and started his homework as he waited for Nazz and Jimmy. The Kankers were headed to his house. Nazz and Jimmy talked about Kevin. Edd answered the door to the Kankers and after an exchange of words he tried to get them to leave, but they yanked him in his yard and ganged up on him.

Nazz rushed in to fight them off. Jonny, Jimmy, and Plank went to get Ed's help. Ed literally tossed the three girls back to the trailer park, Kevin and Rolf saw them soar as they headed towards home. Jonny and Jimmy explained everything to Kevin, who tried to get Nazz's attention as Ed gathered up Edd to take him home.

Nazz and Jimmy talked to Edd and looked him over. Edd ordered pizza as they talked. Jimmy came out to the rest of them. Ed said his parents got help for Sarah.

At school Edd avoided Sarah, who caught him in the hall and went off on him and embarrased herself out of anger. Before lunch, Kevin caught him and had words, and Nazz came to defend Edd and scold Kevin.

Edd talked to Nat, and Kevin overheard things that pissed him off. Nat kept him from hitting Edd, that led to Edd kicking him in the crotch. Before last period Edd got in it with Sarah and lost his cool. Nazz tried to set things right and had to suspend Sarah from the squad. Jimmy told her she made the rumors real convincing, and she admitted she liked him.

Once Edd got home, he noticed a letter from his parents, read it and was in complete shock and numb. When reality rushed back, he lost his temper and went in a rage. Outside everyone could hear him yell and trash the house.

Nazz rushed to help Eddy, the unwarranted victim of Edd's coniption fit. While She and Jimmy helped, she went off on Eddy for being an asshole, he realized she liked Edd, and told her to take the shot. She admitted why she couldn't be with Edd. Once Eddy left, she went to Edd's and found him gone.

Edd went to the Kankers, and their mom answered the door. With an exchange of words, he gave them an ultimative to leave him and his friends alone. He talked to Kevin and Rolf on the way home.

Edd heard voices inside, and found Jimmy and Nazz cleaning his house. As they talked, Jimmy told her to come clean. Edd figured it out and Jimmy pushed until she admitted she wanted to date him.

At the pep rally, Nazz and Edd were not being discreet. Ed noticed the Kankers there. When Edd went to the bathroom, he ran into May and had a chat. After the pep rally, Kevin watched Nazz chase down Edd, and his teammates said he needed to get even.

Kevin saw them both, as Nazz invited Edd to the party after the football game. He tried to use the altercation with kissing Nat but she didn't care. As they walked away, a teammate told him everything he thought was coming true.

During the football game, Edd ate and made plans for anybody who wanted to try him again, and got ready for Nazz. He stepped outside as people came back and saw Nazz teased by Jimmy and her mom. After a small chat, she went to get ready.

When she knocked on the door, Edd tripped over the coffee table to answer it. Her outfit made him melt. At the party he got as comfortable as he could as Nazz went about. She eventually grabbed his hand and made him dance. Kevin was upstairs and as conversation moved to Nazz and Edd, he went downstairs and found them kissing.

Kevin pulled them apart and went off and pissed Nazz off. While in Kevin's clutches, Edd maced him. Then another player who stepped in. Jimmy danced around him and told Edd and Nazz they should leave and comgratulated them. As they left, Kevin tried to fight the pain and Edd punched him.

when they got back to their homes, Jimmy split from Edd and Nazz. Sarah called out to him and wanted to talk. The couple listened and Sarah admitted that she turned to Eddy, who had been the only support she's had. Eddy had stepped out of his house to get Sarah when they were done, and Jimmy went home.

Edd and Nazz made out on the couch and her mom walked in on them. Scared, she shoved Edd to the floor. Her mom found it amusing and was happy they were dating. She then said she was going to teach Edd how to fight and to call her mom.

Over the weekend they did just that. Edd remarked on her moms accent, and asked if Nazz lost hers. She said she changed her voice to fit in, and he understood. She offered to use her real voice from there on out, and he was elated.

He had spent the whole weekend there, and after a few days he practically lived over there. Often Ed joined on the meditation and Tai Chi, which seemed to be good for him.

Kevin was healed, the Kankers were back and Lee stated that Nazz stole Maries man, who didn't care, but still wanted them to pay for what she thought was a slight against her. May told them just to leave then alone, because Edd was right.

Lee and Marie went to confront Edd and Nazz until Nazz said something to Edd about Sarah and Eddy, which made Lee mad. Sarah thanked Eddy for being there, He said Jimmy would come around. Eddu tried to play off his feelings as they talked.

just as the two started to hold hands, Lee snatched her away and into a locker. Sarah couldn't fight. Kevin confronted Edd and Nazz, while they talked to Marie. Him and Marie go at it and decide to team up.

Lee is furious and attacks Sarah, who can only call out to Eddy. He thought about everything and Sarah's voice brought him back. He stood up to Lee and when she went to punch Sarah again, he gave her one of his heavy shoves. Lee called her sisters to help and they were stopped by Jonny and Nazz. Marie and Kevin fought Nazz and Edd, and lost.

Eddy carried Sarah to a janitors closet and looked her over, said he was scared of what Lee would do. She thanksd him for saving her, and told him to be honest with himself. He kissed her.

At lunch Edd, Ed, Nazz, and Jimmy talked. They wondered what the Kankers would do next. Edd said he already had plans. The Kankers argue and go to their lockers where. Edd's traps were activated in Lee and Maries.

On the weekend, Nazz and Edd took a break from his training and went on a walk. At the junkyard they heard Eddy and Sarah talking until the Kankers shown up. Eddy took a beating as they tried to pull Sarah from his grasp. Edd and Nazz jumped in. Sarah saw how hard they fought and found the nerve to fight herself.

The two couples and Ed sat outside and talked things over. Edd devised a plan to hopefully get his point across. Which was more than enough to get them to back off, especially with what Ed did.

After a while things got better, Kevin started dating Marie, Jimmy started being Sarah's friend.

Last year of Middle school, things have been great for Edd, except dealing with his parents. Everybody but Kevin and the Kankers are at Nazz's. Everybody enjoyed themselves but Ed seemed a bit upset, they found out he has a crush on May. Edd said he would fully support his choice to date her, if he does. The others more or less felt the same.

Nazz's mom rented a party bus for the school dance. Marie dragged May to the cul-de-sac so she could go with Ed. They danced, had fun, and found out Jimmy was the first of them all to lose his virginity.

Finally in high school and a few kids make fun of Edd and don't believe they're dating. He proved them wrong, and warned them that he doesn't want to tell them a second time

Why: I wanted to see Edd lose his shit with life in the cul-de-sac. This is a worthwhile read.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23467888/chapters/56261347 Revenge Is Best Served Kevin

Word count: 36k

Rated: Explicit

Synopsis: At a party Kevin ends up cheating on Nazz with Lee and Marie. Sarah caught him and tole Nazz with proof.

Kevin finds out Sarah told Nazz, and also that she had a crush on Jimmy, so he sat out to get Jimmy to be with him so Sarah couldn't have him.

With advice, Sarah tries to show Jimmy she's worthy of being his girlfriend.

It drove a rift between Sarah and Jimmy, especially when he told Jimmy that Sarah and Nazz were homophobic.

Kevin was the outlet for Jimmy to be himself. Sarah keeps trying to get Jimmy alone to tell him how she feels.

So many people believe Jimmy is gay. And Sarah eventually sees it for herself and is broken hearted.

Kevin is also hooking up with Marie who knows what he's doing. Marie tells Jimmy that she actually loves Kevin and she wants to watch them have sex.

Sarah goes to May to vent after she also catches Jimmy and Kevin in the act, like Kevin planned.

Kevin and Jimmy had lunch, Kevin pushed Jimmy to talk to a guy that was checking him out.

Nazz and Sarah talks and she tells Nazz why Jimmy had been acting the way he had, and told her he a d Kevin have been dating. Nazz and May couldn't believe it.

Kevin and Jimmy were done once he had a boyfriend. Sarah went to talk to him about what he and Jimmy were up to. Kevin wasn't going to talk to her but she kicked the door open, tossed Marie through the window and threw a couch at him. Kevin admitted everything and left her in tears. All the commotion drew attention.

Jonny explained what he saw. Sarah tried to talk to Jimmy, and Nazz backed her up. Jonny admitted his hand in it, and mad everybody mad. Edd shared a few words with Jimmy.

Kevin and Marie talk and have sex. He asked why she didn't have her own place when she has the opertunity since they own the trailer park.

Marie decided to move into another trailer. Sarah decided to tell Jimmy anyway. Kevin and Marie went to break in her new home after getting rid of her sisters mad about a TV.

Everybody else was at Nazz's party, except Marie and Kevin at his house, who watched Jimmy and his boyfriend go to Nazz's.

Sarah is on her way to the party, Kevin and Marie decide to crash the party. Sarah starts to get a buzz at the party. By now Kevin and Marie are hiding on the stairs.

After making out with Nazz, Sarah says that she has to tell Jimmy. Nazz tries to stop her. Jimmy starts to tell everybody he and James are dating. Sarah interupts him and tells him how she feels. Jimmy awkwardly states he was about to tell everybody he was gay and dating James.

Sarah doesn't believe it. Everybody assumed such. They all grew quiet when they heard Kevin and Marie laugh. Kevin said he had to see it, so they crashed the party and upset everybody. He said how he set everything up to get back at Sarah. James thought Jimmy was a part of it.

jimmy was mad once he found out that was why Kevin got with him. And explained that Jonny only knew that he told him he thought he was gay, and told Nazz why Kevin said they broke up.

Edd scoldes Kevin, To thank him for hooking him up with Jimmy, James punches him. Lee and May turn on Marie. Ed Grabs Kevin and throws him out. Marie voiced her own reasons for getting him to cheat. Nazz punched her and kicked her out.

jimmy apologized as he left. Ed and May took Sarah home, Rolf left. Lee and Eddy left. It was just Edd and Nazz. Nazz admitted that she thought it would be her and Kevin, but seeing all the couples made her feel more alone. Edd said she wasn't alone on that.

.Sarah talked to Ed and May. Jonny tried to chat up Marie and Kevin. Then saw Jimmy and James and was excited and made jokes about Jimmy being gay. Kevin was about to lose it when Jimmy tackled him and punched him. Jonny got up and hit him back, Jimmy kicked him hard in the crotch.

The next day Jimmy talked to Sarah. Kevin dropped Marie downtown where she ran into Nazz, tried to call May, and stopped by Lees diner. Lee had words to say. Later that evening, Kevin went and talked to Nazz, then Sarah.

After Lee kicked her out the diner, Marie stopped at another place, and ran into Nazz there. As they talked Nazz wanted to know if she actually did have a crush on her. Kevin went to Jimmy's that night to talk to him.

The next day, Marie met Nazz at her job and was shown around. Then they had a makeout session that Sarah and Jimmy saw. Shortly after Edd and James walked in and greeted them, Nazz played off what they were doing.

Edd and James met with Sarah and Jimmy. They talked about Nazz and Marie. After the fake tour, Nazz pulled Marie in the office, where they could get a bit frisky. Nazz still didn't want to go all the way. She invited Marie over that night. Where they acted like teens, ans made out a lot.

Kevin started to notice they were getting close, and tried to talk to Ed about it. Rolf came in with something to help Maries ankle, and applied it with force. Kevin talked to Rolf who confirmed Marie liked Nazz and gave him an ultimative. Nazz came to get Marie, before he could talk to her.

Kevin saw Jimmy at thr gas station and talked to him about Marie. Few days later he talked to Edd about it. Eddy eavesdropped on Nazz and Sarahs conversation about Marie and her house warming party. Marie pulled up to Nazz, Kevin and Edd walked over. As they talked, Eddy called Kevin over to look at his car. Eddy told him Maries plan. Edd mused Nazz might be trying to get back at him. Sarah snuck up behind them and asked what they were planning. Eddy spotted Jonny watch them talk.

That night Nazz looked for something good to wear. Eddy told Lee what they were doing. When Nazz was picked up by Marie, they were all ready to go. They met up with Lee. Jonny followed them. Jonny set up a bit away from the trailer, while the others were right on it watching Nazz and Marie.

Nazz brought her a teddy bear as a gift. They watched them dance and were surprised when Nazz got her to undress. Kevin started to feel uneasy. Nazz started to let Marie have her way with her and then stopped her.

They were shocked when they found out it was Nazz leading Marie on. Nazz told Marie she was getting even and made her cry. Nazz revealed that the bear was a camera and told her to dump Kevin, if she didn't Kevin would dump her once she shown everybody the video.

.Sarah stormed in and startled them both, with the others behind her. Nazz tried to play victim, but Edd shut that down. They realized Jonny was there, and he didn't like what he saw. Eddy told Edd they should leave before May gets there. Lee told Kevin to stay and Marie climbed in his lap.

They spotted Mays truck zoom in the trailer park and rush inside. Sarah and Nazz far behind cut through the junkyard. By the time Nazz got there it looked empty, she sat on her porch and cried for ruining so much.

Why: Drama and an excuse of a plot to write sex. It's a wild story decent enough to read.

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Calvin & Hobbes

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53861482 Calvin's Not...

Word count: 4516

Rated: Teen

Synopsis: Susie came in the house a victim of another of Calvins pranks. Her father was livid and tired of it but her mom had to agree with him and decided to make a phone call.

The next morning Susie had to deal with Calvin at the bus stop. At lunch he grossed her out and was a general nuisance the rest of the day that made her think it might not be that bad to have a day without him.

The next day she saw him home early for a prank he did, and after their spat, his mom called him back inside. She went in talking about what Calvin did, and her parents were concerned and reminded each other it won't be much longer that they deal with it.

A few days later Calvin came and rescued Hobbes from her tea party. As she played by herself she ended up an unwilling participant in his Spaceman Spiff game, and she decided to get even. She set a trap with Hobbes and dumped a bucket of water on him. They got into an argument and she went in the house.

Saturday she saw her parents talking to Roslyn as she got a snack. Her parents told Roslyn to remember what they talked about. Back outside she saw Calvin running around.

The following week he hadn't bothered her much. She walked up to him and asked to play with him, he said he was leaving her alone like she wanted.

At school he didn't try to gross her out with his lunch, they ate in silence until she asked if he wanted to help her with a comic. He agreed but had forgotten about it after school and said he would after dinner. When he didn't come she went over and his mom said he got sick and should be in the woods.

Susie looked and called his name, couldn't find him, but he appeared when she sat on the back porch upset. She opened up about her feelings, he said he would try.

He was late to the bus and she hardly seen him all day. After school they talked about the comic, but she didn't see him the rest of the day. A few days passed and he had been absent. She had been upset. Her mom thought things were getting better, her dad reminded her there would be ups and downs.

She started fo feel something was wrong and went to look for him. She saw him call het over to the woods, when she got there he was gone. She tried to follow his voice until she briefly saw him run back. She ran to his house and saw it empty.

She went home and found his parents there with Rosalyn. She thought they moved and thought something was up. Her father said it was time for the truth. Her mom said Calvin wasn't real. She denied it and said Rosalyn babysits him. She said that it was her she babysat. Calvin's parents told her they were Mo's parents. She couldn't believe it.

In a flashback upstairs her mom and dad argued over Calvin being real or not and start arguing with each other. She was told she was seeing a phychiatrist the next day. Her dad was on edge as they went and she was prescribed meds. Susie got mad and said that she didn't need medicine and threw them away. Her dad was about to lose it. Her mom grabbed the bag and said they would just put it in her food.

"Calvin's" parents tried to explain with proof they were Mo's parents. Susie saw Hobbes outside and thought that was proof. Her mom shown her a picture that proved Hobbes was hers.

Susie broke down and ran out the house. They chased her into the house next door where reality started hitting hard. They found her upstairs in what should've been Calvin's room. They tried to calm her down. She said she couldn't live without him, that she was going to find him, and jumped out the window.

Why: I wanted to write something dark, something I had never wrote before. If one is curious or into this kinda thing, it's worth reading.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45427753/chapters/114296887 When Things Change

Word count: 10k

Rated: General

Synopsis: Calvin started to freak her out with his lunch, she told him to tease other girls and he said he only liked her. She flipped his words against him and claimed he must have a crush on her. He denied it, but other students overheard. She thought that would get him to leave her alone, so she started flirting with him.

She got her friend into it and even sat next to him on the bus. He ran home and told Hobbes, who sided with Susie. His mom overheard and teased him about it.

The next day she kept it up and even kissed him, he was furious. When he went home and easilly dodged Hobbes pounce, he started on a plan to get back at her. Susie talked to her friends in hopes he'd leave her alone, he called during and told her to come over for a truce.

She started to walk his way and he and Hobbes ambushed her with dye balloons. She chased them through the yard. Hobbes tripped. He stopped to help Hobbes and she tackled him, they landed in his old wagon that rolled into the woods. She looked up during her attack to see they were rolling.

He pulled her to him as they careened theough the woods, bashing here and there, until they were thrown out. Calvin hit his head, and she broke her leg. He did his best to calm her down and took responsibility. Calvin put her in the wagon and dragged her back out of the woods. He screamed for his mom until he passed out.

Calvin woke up in a frenzy and wondered where Susie was, how she was, with no concern of himself. His parents were surprised and told him what happened and how she said it was her fault. He quickly took blame. That surprised his parents.

They helped him to Susies room. Where he told her it was all his fault and he would take care of her. Her mom said he didn't need to. He said he did and he was so scared when he found her. They all stepped outside and her parents told them Susie said the same things.

Once Calvin was back in school, he got her work so they could do their homework, he also made sure she had Mr. Bun. Susie didn't trust him and her paranoia started to rise when she was at home. He brought her work and her mom turned him away.

On Saturday Calvin stopped by Susies, her mom figured she could use the company while the go grocery shopping and led him to her room where she wasn't pleased. She told Susie he has been stopping by all week, he's probably changed.

Calvin tried to hug her and she got mad, thinking it was the bruising he offered a handshake. She asked what he was up to, he said making sure she gets better because he owes her. She said he owes her nothing and he's only cared about himself. He said cares and it's his fault. She explained why she did what she did, he was reminded of getting rid of the dye, ran to get the stuff that removed it. She yelled for her mom who stopped him until she saw what he was doing. Susie agreed to let him help her.

The next few days Calvin stopped by everyday after school and Susie took full advantage of it. Her parents said she could go back to school, she was happy she wouldn't be bored. Calvin said he wasn't bored, he learned so much about her. After finding out her friends only came over when he wasn't there, so he left so they could.

her parents had a talk with him and explained she was just using him and he's done enough. He said he risked her life, he owes her and she's the closest thing to a friend after this. Her parents went to talk to her when he left.

They told her she needed to stop and asked how she felt about him. She said she stopped trying to be his friend years ago. They explained what happened to him and that he doesn't realize what she's doing. She said he deserves it after everything and she'll stop when the cast is off.

She kept going and her parents gave up. Waiting for the bus he helped her up and to her seat. Nobody would sit with him, so she had to and the other students didn't like it and thought he should sit on the floor.

At school he carried her backpack class to class, and she got to see what he was dealing with and she couldn't tell if the school liked her more than she thought, or hated him more. She didn't think too much about it and thought he deserved it.

At lunch he sat with her and her friends. They asked how he was going to gross them out with his lunch. They were surprised when he looked at them with confusion and said it was regular food, and he didn't do that anymore.

He'd walk her home, she would wave him off. Sometimes she would see him just meandering around in the backyard or staring at nothing. She came out one day and asked why he hadn't been playing with Hobbes. He said it was just a toy, that surprised her, she explained his usual MO. He said he didn't feel like doing all of that, and left her shocked. He asked if she needed anything else, she said no and went back home.

The next day, her friends said messing with Calvin is fun, but they can help her, she doesn't need him. She said it was his idea and her fault. One asked if she had a crush, the other told Calvin he could go about his way and pay his debt by leaving her alone. Susie told him to live his life with a hug. He watched them walk away.

After school he left her alone and at school he kept his distance. She saw kids bully him and it didn't feel right. At home the thoughts of Calvin made it hard to do homework. A voice told her he didn't deserve it, a d startled her. She asked who it was and no reply. She thought she was going mad, and the voice said it was guilt.

Homework done, dinner ate, as they watched TV, Calvin stopped by. Her dad told him she was managing just fine. He said he just wanted to talk to her. He called her to the door. She was worried as she got there. He said he was in the woods and found her favorite flowers, gave her a bouquet and asked if they were still friends. She said they were never friends, she gave up, thanked him for the flowes and shut the door.

Her mom asked what it was about, Susie said he gave her flowers, then another knock. Susie opened to see Hobbes sitting there. She took him to her room and asked what he wanted, as she went back to her book. Hobbes asked why she took the flowers. She said to shut up. Again he asked why if she didn't like him. And that she did it because she felt guilty. She asked how would they even know she did. Hobbes said he saw her. She told him to show himself. It was quiet.

Another voice told her to be honest with herself. She said she was and that was hypocritical for somebody hiding and stalking her. She looked up to see Mr. Bun glare at her and she passed out. She woke to him slapping her face. They had a conversation about her actions and how it was her fault. Her mom stepped in and Susie asked if she heard two voices. She said just hers. Susie said she needed to sleep.

She woke up and thought it was a dream, the comversation fresh in her mind, the look on Calvin's face, and how he made her feel every time she thought he was coming around. She asked what she was going to do with Calvin. Mr. Bun said a thank you and an olive branch, then told her to have a good day.

Calvin woke up and started to talk to Hobbes until he remembered. He went downstairs to eat. His mom wondered if he was still sad about yesterday. His dad said he did nothing wrong and he has to wait for her to come around.

Calvin saw Susie at the bus stop. He stood away from her, but she called him closer. She thanked him for the flowers and gave him a hug, he eventually hugged back. The bus didn't change. In the classes they had, she saw him doing work, not drawing or sleeping, and thought she rubbed off on him. She felt as though they both needed that hug.

She invited him to sit with her at lunch. Her friends didn't like it and wondered why she defended him when he broke her leg and got away with it. She asked if they knew the truth and asked him if he told the truth. One of her friends told her what they knew. She corrected them and they aked why he was perfectly fine. She was shocked and corrected them, then asked why he didn't say anything. He said he didn't want to, she said he could've saved himself. He said he didn't deserve it. They asked how she got out of the woods, she said Calvin did it. She said he didn't deserve any of it, his injury was worse.

They were astonished. He said he wanted to be the martyr. One of her friends called him a hero. Susie angry said he was stupid because he'd rather be guilty and suffer, than be honest, and walked away. One asked why. He explained it all, how he had to atone for everything. They apologized for how they treated him.

Susie ignored him the rest of the day. She ranted to Mr. Bun when she got in. He said she shouldn't be mad at him when he was thinking about her and felt he needed to repent for everything. And asked if Hobbes agreed. She thought he asked her, he corrected with him. She called out Calvin, Hobbes said not quite.

She called out to Hobbes. Mr. Bun said they had a nice chat. She asked why he hasn't talked to him. He said Calvin can't see him anymore and he really cares about her. Susie said she was going over there.

She huffed and yelled his name, he looked outside and ran downstairs asking if she needed help. And apologized for making her mad. She said she was sorry as she explained he didn't deserve the treatment, how Mr. Bun and Hobbss talked to her. She said she would tell everybody the truth. He said it was okay. She said she wanted to go on adventures, play Calvinball, wants to be his friend. And atarted to cry, which shocked him.

Calvin's mom watched from the door. When he went inside, she said she seemed upset. He said she wanted to fix everything and be is friend. She asked if that was what he wanted. He said it was.

Susie kept her promise, she held it in and went straight to the office and convinced them to let her use the P. A. system where she explained everything and poured her heart into it, until she was in tears. A few students were skeptical but let off on him. He seemed a bit happier and that made her happy. She wanted to know this new sweet boy.

She told her parents what she did, and told Hobbes and Mr. Bun. Hobbes asked if she liked him and teased her. She grew concerned and said she didn't want to lose them after just meeting them, and she wanted Calvin to see him again. Hobbes didn't know how it worked, but he had a theory. She asked Hobbes to tell him everything he knew about Calvin incase she can't see them when she wakes up.

Calvin went in the house like his usual self and told his mom what Susie did. His mom was happy he mellowed out and wished him luck with Susie.

The next day she kept her word. He didn't want to be the old Calvin. She used what she learned and was patient. She knew the old Calvin was in there. Calvins dad found him in his office and Calvin said he wanted to draw something. His dad was impressed at the quality. Calvin said he had been working on it for a week. His dad wanted to give it a read. It was a Stupendous Man comic. His dad said he might be able to do something with it and Calvin asked if he could at least make a copy he could give to somebody.

After a few days, he finished the comic and his dad had a few copies made. He took it to school, waited for the right moment and gave them to Susie with goldenrods and a kiss on the lips. He offered to walk her away from watching eyes. She grabbed him and kissed him.

They became inseperable and her other wish came true when she brought Calvin over and Hobbss pounced on him and teased him for liking a girl. Mr. Bun said he was just jealous and Calvin agreed. Susie said they had a date and stuck her tongue out at him. Hobbes said Calvin must have rubbed off on her. She said a little.

One summer day Susie knocked on the door and yelled for him to hurry up. He blamed Hobbes. Hobbss denied it and walked out with a picnic basket. Susie led through the woods. They made their way to the clearing where he found the goldenrods. Hobbes told Mr. Bun that he wouldn't mind if they didn't need them. Mr. Bun said to enjoy the ride. Calvin found a spot to watch the sunset. They both thought they were in love.

Why: I wanted to write something nice that would get them together. This one is really worth reading.

[jaxrhapsody]

Fan Fiction I've Wrote 2: Daria, Transformers Prime, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Jimmy Nuetron, and Ed, Edd, N Eddy

Just getting this list out here of all the fanfics I've written to date, 'cause yall need to culture yall selves with some good fics and get out your comfort zone. Don't need to know the canon of fandoms to read them, just like with any other media. If you can watch a new movie, show, or get a book without knowing much, then fan fics are no different. Also I am open to any tag suggestions to add to any of these. The first list was all the Peanuts fics.

— Daria

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21869716 Through A Lense Queerly

Word count: 2817

Rated: Explicit

Synopsis: Takes place during Is It Fall, Yet where Jane is at the artist retreat, except she gets drunk at the party and has sex with Alison and realizes she does like girls, that she likes Daria. Sometime after Daria and Trent picked her up, she admitted to Daria that she liked her. Darie rebuffed her advance, thought about it and rushed over there to admit she felt the same.

Why: This was the first fanfic I ever wrote, after I had watched my bootleg dvd collection for the first or second time. I had a deep connection with the show. It's a pretty good read.

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Transformers: Prime

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60401803 Temporary Truce

Word count: 1514

Rated: General audience

Synopsis: Takes place after Breakdown is killed. Knock Out mourns the bot he loved by himself. My OC OverRev found him driving eratically. After an exchange of words and Knock Outs failed attempt to run him off the road, they both pull over and transform. OverRev explains how he understands what he's going through, and Knock Out opens up to him. OverRev helps him find some peace of mind, flirts a little, and offers that he'll be there to talk and listen when he wants to, because no Decepticon cares.

Why: I wrote it because I finally had an idea to write, and my weirdo ass thinks Knock Out is kinda cute. OC or not, it's short, sweet, and worth the read.

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My Life as a Teenage Robot (MLaaTR)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38037043 Being Human

Word count: 52k

Rated: Explict

Synopsis: Jenny takes heavy damage in a battle with the Space Bikers and Smytus. Jenny is rescued by Melody, whos in unmaintained disrepair. Tammy ends up kidnapping Brad when they go to the school looking for Jenny. While Sheldon and Nora look over Jenny, Nora suggest Sheldon repair Melody while she fixes Jenny, because Melody could be fixed faster, and stand in for Jenny.

Tammy holds up with Brad in a hotel. Sheldon and Nora explained to Tuck what happened. Tuck suggested it'd be cool to make Jenny more human so she could heal faster.

Brad woke up in the hotel and started to plan his escape before Tammy arrived. When she got in the shower, he checked his phone to find it fried, planned to escape when she went to sleep. When she came out the shower, she was ready to have her way with him and his body couldn't resist.

Nora explains how impossible it is to make Jenny human. Sheldon explains reading about the Singularity ans how if any scientist could get close, she could, and suggest that maybe Vega and Melody could help. He finished up Melody. She explained that she came back because she still had feelings for Brad, and they explained how he was kidnapped.

Brad and Tammy are having sex while Melody looks for him. She returns and Nora sends Sheldon home while she works on Jenny all night.

Brad woke up to an empty room, having fell asleep before her, found himself tied up, just before Tammy returned. She collared him so he couldn't leave the room and explained how she was leaving the planet with him, then decided to have another round of sex.

Melody searches for Brad. Sheldon is worried at school and shuts down the Crust Cousins. Melody searches for Brad, who's in the shower with Tammy. Nora monitors Jenny and tells Melody of an alien sighting at Mesmer's. Melody headed that way and saw Tammy leave, informing Nora. She followed Tammy to the motel , burst in the door, foyght her and saved Brad.

Jenny was back online with questions, when Brad and Melody came in and explained everything. Melody told Brad she came back because she loved him.

Once Tuck and Sheldon were there, Nora explained how she could make Jenny close to human. Melody expressed how she hated her body, Jenny talked to Sheldon about giving Melody her body. Tammy woke up pissed and signaled her gang.

Nora spoke to Jenny with concern of Sheldon and how one day he might be all she has to keep going. Melody went to Brads to talk, he opened up about Tammy raping him. Tuck discovered Melody slept over.

Melody took Brad to school where Jenny vents to her about Sheldon, and then shuts down the Crust Cousins. Sheldon sat alone at lunch, questioning his friendship with Jenny until she goes to talk to him.

Brad was on edge all day. Jenny tried to get answers from Melody about Brad, who wouldn't give her any answers. Sheldon talks to Melody about their plan at lunch, and loses his temper at one of Brads jokes. Goes at it with Jenny and leaves. Tiff and Brit talks to him about getting back at Jenny, angry at the dodgeball match.

After school Sheldon and Melody went to her dads abandoned lab for her plans. Jenny and Nora talk to Vega about helping out. The Space Bikers are on the ship with Smytus making their next move.

Brad waited with Nora and Jenny for Sheldon and Melody to return. Vega talked to them all and Sheldon sent her the plans. Afterwards, Sheldon sat at home, fueled by revenge instigated by the Crust Cousins, sat his plan in place.

Brad had a nightmare that bothered him at school. Nora spoke with Vega about the plan details. Lenny had been tailing Brad.

For a few days, Sheldon and Nora worked on the upgrades. Brad has been stressing out Melody, who at the limit demanded they all needed to know, and told them all. Nora sent them out to clear their heads as they worked. Sheldon waited for a chance to install the chip he made into Jennys new body. Then sent the rest of his plans to Vega.

The Space Bikers and Smytus begun their plan when Jenny went to deliver the parts home from the drop ship. The group is attacked while Jenny is getting switched over, leaving Melody to fight by herself. Brad paniced and stole a cab and called Nora. Jenny goes off in the middle of the operation to help.

Jenny charged in battle with what she had left. Tammy managed to get to Brad and Tuck. Sheldon decided to go help as well. Tammy had got the best of Melody. Tammy hit a mental sore spot and made Melody mad enough to show her true form. Sheldon revealed he built a new Silver Shell. As Melody gave Tammy a full volley, Sheldon attackef Smytus as he attacked Jenny.

The gang ran to Tammy who died. They fired at Melody who transformed to better dodge their attacks. Sheldon stopped her from going back at it, when they went to carry off Tammys body. He flew them all back to Nora's where Melody saw Jenny's new body. They set to transfer her into it.

Once online, she apologized for screwing up. Melody admitted that she killed Tammy. Sheldon had no problem with it. Jenny said heros don't kill. He said he ripped Smytus to shreds to save her. Vega called them and told them to meet her outside, she had a surprise. Jenny could feel the cold tile and grass outside on her bare feet. Vegas ship landed in the street. Vega met Melody and said she felt bad about her getting Jenny's old body and had built her one like Jenny's.

with her new body, Melody felt much better. Brad suggested they celebrate and invited Vega to Mesmer's where the three girls will try human food for the first time. When everybody met back at Jenny's and parted ways, Sheldon stayed to test his new programming.

Back to the battle, when the Space Bikers got back to the ship, they readied Tammy's body for storage and funeral. Tried to take her back home for burial, but were turned away due to being exiled.

On Earth, the next day, the Crust Cousins asked if his plan worked, and he lied to them. Later that day, Sheldon took a moment to ha e his way with Jenny. Eventually there was an attack, and she got to test out hee new body, and admired it afterwards. At lunch they dealt with the Crust Cousins, and Jenny got pants. Out of revenge, she used her claws and speed to shred their

Melody invited them all to her house for a movie night, and had the talk with Brad.Sheldon had a ll went to the mall, Sheldon was being snarky, and then confronted the Crust Cousins and impressed Tiff. He also got in it with Jenny. Later he went to eat at Mesmer's and because of his bike, caught Tiffs eye.

Jenny stopped by Sheldons and they got into it. He used her over ride code to take his anger out on her. When he was done, she went to talk to Brad and found out she was missing time, and had Nora look over her. Sheldon went to a taco place where he was least likely to be found, and ran into Tiff, who showed far more interest in him than he ever thought. Enough that she invited herself to his house.

The Space Bikers are at a port to attempt to get somebody to fetch Tammy's body. Brit confronts Tiff at home. At school Sheldon only tolerates Jenny for the sake of his friends. Don confronted him about the fight and Sheldon was okay with it. Tiff ran into him and apologized. He said she would nees to pick a side one day. Later Jenny wanted to start ovet and ge friends with him.

after school Don and Sheldon fight, Tiff outs herself when she thought Dom had the upper hand, and got herself in trouble. Sheldons bravado made them all back down. Tiff finally revealed how she felt for him in front of everbody with mixed emotions.

Angry, Jenny ranted to her mom, who had a talk with her. Sheldon and Tiff are with the others at Melody's. Jenny arrives and Tiff opens up about everything. When Tiff got home, she was in trouble. At school her cousin and friends turned on her, but the rest had her back. The Space Bikers come back to earth, Melody apologizes and offers to help them out sith help from Vega.

Sheldon, Tiff, Brad, Melody go on a double date. Sheldon admits to Tiff that he did do what they talked about to Jenny. She went home with him and recieved her suit and lost her v-card. The next day they come across Jenny and Melody fight Vexus. Sheldon joined in with the Silver Shell.

After the fight, when Jenny slept, she had a dream, and another, that felt like memories. She calls for her mom and demands diagnostics, and explains that she also had some lost track of time. As she sleeps, more memories come back as dreams and she can't wake up as they repeat. Nora tells her they'll check things out after school. At school, she starts having visions. At home they check out her files and defragment them. They continued as she slept, she was jarred awake and remembered them.

The same day Tiffs cousins ariived after school to get her and scold her for her defiance. Melody, Brad, and Sheldon stepped in. They managed to get her in the room with nothing but her backpack. She realized the backpack was her motorcycle suit. She went on a rampage and fought her family before she left.

Jenny was furious and waited for Sheldon to arrive before school. When Sheldon arrived with Tiff, she wanted to tell them the news. Jenny was too upset to care and got in Sheldon's face about what he did. He wasn't sure until she listed some things she did. Melody asked if it was true and he said it was. Jenny accused Tiff of being a part of it. Sheldon said she wasn't and explained why. Tiff stood up to her and defended him. Jenny said it wasn't good enough. Sheldon agreed and asked how it felt being so powerful, yet so weak. Jenny went to slap him and couldn't. His smirk made her even madder, she went to throw a punch and fought against her own body to yield a simple tap.

He said he made sure she wouldn't hurt him ever again. She screamed to remove it. He said he actually wants to but now she would pose a danger. She asked why he would help if he hated her so much. He said it was the right thing to do. They scold Tiff, who still defended Sheldon. Sheldon admits he fucked up and regrets it. Melody slapped him and couldn't believe he wanted to throw away friendships. He said he didn't but it was what it was. Brad asked if they were done. Tiff said they didn't have a choice, they can't fix it.

Tiff asked what they were going to do. Sheldon said leave, it's not Jenny's wrath, but Nora's, to worry about. Tiff asked why he didn't say it was her and Britta idea. He said because going by the other day, she would hurt her badly.

They decided that was their last day in Tremorton and left. Melody, Nora, and Jenny looked and never found them. Sheldon and Tiff got new identies and kept under the radar. He was grateful she was with him. Jenny met a new cyborg student and crushed hard on him.

Two years later, Sheldon and Tiff made a life in Texas. Tiff saw him drawing plans, he said he was sending Nora the instructions to remove the chip, if she hadn't found it yet.

While hanging out at Jenny's, Tuck found Sheldon and Tiff on Instaglam. Jenny and Melody went searching and found nothing revealing, including it they had accounts. Jenny was upset. Jackson said that unlike her heroing, she can't win all the time, and hugged her.

A week later Nora recieved a letter from Sheldon with no return address. Jenny wanted answers. Nora read the letter that including plans on how to remove the chip, and plans for a working womb. Nora was surprised. Jenny asked if they could remove the chip, and she would spare them. Nora found a thumbdrive in the envelop. They plugged it into the TV and there were pictures of all the good times they had, then all the times Jenny wasn't so much a friend, and his life before he met her. Nora thought that maybe she was the best thing to happen to him.

Few moths later a hurricane ripped through some of the south. Texas had serious floods and rain. Sheldon and Tiff helped where they could. Jenny, Melody, and Jackson went to help. Tiff was on a bridge that collapsed, pinned in the car by a branch. Sheldon did his best to get her free. He didn't realize that Jenny had landed next to him, along with her boyfriend. She recognized him. He couldn't read her emotion, but she saw the despair and desperation on his face, and noticed the now quiet fear Tiff had. Jackson asked if she was going to help or not. Sheldon looked at the guy, hope lost. Jenny nodded, picked up Sheldon and sat him by his van. Lifted the car back on the road nexr to his van and freed Tiff. Jackson got back on solid ground. Jenny said she was taking Tiff to the nearest hospital. Jackson asked if he was Sheldon and shook his hand.

Jackson explained how the stuff he sent helped, but his actions made their early relationship rocky. Sheldon begged not to hurt Tiff, kill him instead. Jackson said he wouldn't be responsible for hurting her over his death. It's all on Jenny and they should be getting to that hospital.

Tiff was quiet, worried Jenny would drop her. Jenny asked if she was okay and she wouldn't hurt her to get to him. She begged her not to kill him, said he was all she had. Jenny was quiet until they got to the hospital where Tiff asked her to stay with her.

Sheldon and Jackson got there, Sheldon ran in and asked a woman about Tiff, who turned out to be Melody, who was surprised to see them, asked why they were there. He asked where she was and she pointed down the hall. He ran and froze when he saw Jenny, who looked at him. He moved slowly, realized she held somebody's hand. Jenny said she just needed a few stitches and congratulated them when she held up Tiff hand, said she was drugged up. Took his hand and places it on Tiffs, told them not to be strangers and walked away.

A year later, Tiff and Sheldons friends were surprised to see they knew Jenny. Melody stated that Tiff was coming as the organist atarted to play. There was a startle as Vega landed her ship and rushed out. Finally the wedding started back up.

Why: I admit it's a bit of a crazy story, but I still like it. It does seem like a mix and mash of ideas that could be their own stories. Back when I was still refining my writing. But it works and is an okay read.

—https://archiveofourown.org/works/57116935/chapters/145269187 Love In Cluster Prime

Word count: 10k

Rated: General Audience

Synopsis: Basically the movie Escape From Cluster Prime but with Jenny and Vega falling in love with each other.

Why: I wanted to write a f/f story.

—https://archiveofourown.org/works/45105838/chapters/113468536 Through Her Eyes, Into The Singularity

Word count: 22k

Rated: Teen

Synopsis: The constant bullying from classmates, misstreatment from school staff, and dislike of citizens had taken it's toll on Jenny. She is dealing with depression, Brad and Kiki invite her to the mall to cheer her up, but Vexus attacks at the mall. Jenny is too depressed to fight, ends up in a store where the Crust Cousins are, who ignore her command to leave initially, Tiff leaves to save herself, while Britt refuses because they're waiting on their order. Jenny has to protect Britt while fighting Vexus and loses the fight. Vexus then blows up the mall to kill Jenny, who uses the last of her strength to hold back the debris from crushing Britt.

Once her power ran out, they were both crushed. Nora's rival Dr. Mog recieved her distress signal first and sent Kenny to retrieve her. Kenny brought both of them back, and he joined forces with Dr. Locus to merge them into a cyborg prototype to market and get rich over a few months. Kenny screws up and brings them online. They wake up and realize what's left of them is an incomplete cyborg and passed out due to shock. They're awoken later to find Phineas Mog, and Locus, who explains the plan to them.

After arguing amongst themselves, Jenny realizes that she won't he able to give Sheldon the chance he wanted. They convince Kenny to let them go, struggle to work together to get back to the city. An alert from them scaring citizens has Nora send Sheldon in the Silver Shell and XJ-8 to check things out, where they discover it's Jenny and Britt, quickly take them back to Nora's where Jenny's friends wait, even Vega shows up. They give Nora a copy of the files from Kenny, Britt wants to go home, and Jenny wants to have a talk with Sheldon. Sheldon admitted that he was dating Tiff. Nora discovers there is no reversal, only to finish what was started.

Brad agreed to take Britt home with Tiff. Once there, her parents were shocked and completely disowned her after everything was explained to them. They went back to Jenny's dejected. They all try to calm down Britt and lighten up the situation. They have no choice but to stay at Jenny's and learn to get to know each other and work together.

They were forced to go to school by Nora who worked on finishing what fhe other two started, and doing what she could for Britt, which was more than she thought she could. Britt got a taste of what Jenny had to deal with everyday, plus a bit more. Things got a tad better once Britt started to stand up for them.

Once her maintenance and diagnostic bay was refitted, Nora was able to finish what the others started, they chose to do it right away. While in progress, Britt grew worried that she would lose Jenny as a friend she grew to care about as they talked in the mindspace. They saw each others memories and finally the merger complete, they awoke as one.

Why: I found it a great idea to write and it's a pretty good read. It was something nobody else had written for the fandom, which seems to, as of late, turned into Jenny Guro erotica and half-hearted past her prime stories.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/32191558/chapters/79767718 Sex Ed

Word count: 2365

Rated: Explicit

Synopsis: Jimmy and Cindy are in high school and plan to lose their virginity, being some of the last virgins. Sex had never been on Jimmy's mind before, and Cindy sets out to teach him a thing or two.

Why: This is the only other unfinished fic I have. Back when I first joined AO3, I had pretty much only writing for Literotica, which bled into my fanfiction. I suppose what's there isn't too bad, but I don't know what I wanna do with the fic.

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Ed, Edd, n Eddy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42080817 My Heart Is Yours

Word count: 3734

Rated: Teen

Synopisis: Marie starts to fall for Nazz despite being jealous of her, and feeling unworthy, but she starts to fall for Marie back.

Why: I wanted to write a f/f story, and the way it's done was experimental writing. I don't think it's all that great, could've been better.

— https://archiveofourown.org/works/42871620/chapters/107703903 Ediacracy

Word count: 36k

Rated: Teen

Synopsis: Eddy's scam failed horribly, they were chased to the junkyard where Edd had built a panic room. Eddy completely went off on Ed for screwing things up. Such a scolding stayed on his mind the rest of the day, then he had to deal with Sarah. And May has to deal with her cruel sisters forcing her to cook on Maries night.

the next morning Ed ask Sarah how she actually feels and it wasn't good. The Kankers go after the Ed's and talk to the other kids who helps them with their plan out of revenge. The other two see Ed outside and assume it's safe. The kids run them towards the junkyard into the Kankers trap, where they successfully catch them.

While they leave the rest of the work for May, they scold her as Eddy does Ed, while Edd defends them both. When the cart tips and the Ed's get free, they run back home while Lee and Marie beat up May for their escape until she can get away. Edd tries to convince Ed that the kids do like him, until they tell the truth.

Ed went to the junkyard where he found May. They talk until her sisters show up and he defended her from them. From there he took her to Edds to get looked over. Eddy stopped by and was livid to see May there. Afrerwards Ed walked May home. Her sisters went after her again and she locked herself in her moms bedroom. She eventually woke up to her mom and after her mom hit her, she escaped, fought her sister and left.

Ed and Edd found May sleep in the junkyard and Edd insisted she come to his house for breakfast. Ed asked them to help clean his room. Along with Eddy and Edd's plan, they set fourth. Eddy ordered pizza afterwards and warmed up to May and gave her something to deal with her sisters. May taught Ed how to do laundry.

When May got home, she dealt with her sisters, then left before they woke up. At the cul-de-sac, Rolf was the only one up. Aprehensive at first, he talked to her, moved by her will to change and better herself, he helped her out and fed her.

Lee and Marie went to look for her and found their respective crushes. Both got into it with each other, and drew a crowd as they fought. Marie had to get Lee away. Afterwards Nazz Joined Edd to make sure he was okay. Once Lee and Marie got back, it seemed Marie had an awakening. Nazz talked to Edd and opened up about how she felt about him and asked him out.

Edd, Nazz, Eddy, May, Ed went to the playground. Nazz offered May friendship, and talked to Ed about his feelings with May. Later ar Ed's, Edd drew up plans for a loveseat, Nazz talked to Sarah about her jealousy, then took her to see how clean Ed's room was. Her and Eddy got into it until he had enough of it.

Nazz had May and Sarah over for a sleepover. Sarah and May did not really hit it off. But Sarah made some peace for Nazz. May told Sarah how much she hurts him. The next day, the Ed's waited for the girls to get the project going, Nazz sent him pictures of them in makeup, Eddy found Sarah attractive.

The girls met up with them as Kevin have Edd trouble, and thought he could fight Edd. In the junkyard they had to deal with the Kankers. Sarah wanted answers from Eddy. Back at Edds, May was furious and went to deal with her sisters, and ended up dealing with her mom as well.

May came back as they finished the love seat, told Nazz she had a new sister, then talked to Sarah. Sarah decided to change and wanted May to be her friend. They went to Nazz's, then to Mays to get her things. Sarah found Maries diary and shown a few entrees to May.

Sarah confronted Eddy and got him to talk and admit he thought she was cute. Sarah talked to Jimmy about it and other things. The next day she tried to fix things with Ed. Nazz talked to Eddy about his feelings for Sarah. Sarah and Eddy went somewhere private to discuss their feelings and try to date before being interrupted by Jonny.

The whole cul-de-sac gang were at an ice cream parlor, most were still surprised to see Eddy and Sarah date. Sarah helped Ed finally express his feelings for May. As they left, May caught Marie near by. Marie had a heart to heart and said she was leaving until she could be more like May.

Three years later, the couples were still together. Lee gave Kevin some advice. Everybody eventually meets up after forging their lives. Kevin held that advice those years. Ed and May ran late for reasons. They brought a very nervous Marie to the meet up with the intentions to set up her and Kevin. Who gave it a shot and hit it off. Much later while everyone was over Ed and Mays, she announced they were getting married.

[jaxrhapsody]

Fan Fiction I've Wrote 1: Peanuts

Just getting this list out here of all the fanfics I've written to date, 'cause yall need to culture yall selves with some good fics and get out your comfort zone. Don't need to know the canon of fandoms to read them, just like with any other media. If you can watch a new movie, show, or get a book without knowing much, then fan fics are no different. Also I am open to any tag suggestions to add to any of these. I wanted to make this one post, but there's too many works.

There's gold here, and I'll let you know how well I think about them.

PEANUTS

—https://archiveofourown.org/series/4586311 You're A Ladies Man, Charlie Brown

Word count: 109k split into four books, unlike it's original release on FFN

Rated Teen

Synopsis: Patty(not Patty Reichardt), Lucy Van Pelt, and Violet Gray each deal with something traumatic that not only had them turn on each other, but the school. As they each endured and suffered, Charlie Brown helped each of them through it, and they fell in love with him and created a polyamorous relationship. Takes place in high school.

Why: It was a story request from a FFN user. The premise seemed like a good idea, I am poly myself, and have never written a poly fic. It's also a nice change from the many Charlie/Peppermint Patty and Charlie/Heather Wold pairings. I like Patricia Richardt getting her man as much as the next Peanuts fan, but there's so many characters one can pair up throughout the decades. It's a decent read without too many convuluted fanfic mcguffins.

—https://archiveofourown.org/works/47588113/chapters/119936398 College Daze Book One

Word count: 35k

Rated Mature

Synopsis: Somewhat based on a series of comic strips where the Van Pelts were allegedly going to move out of town, but ended up moving a street over, diwn the street, or something. They moved while Charlie was in middle school, to New Jersey. So Charlie's life turned around without her around, and he ended up at the University of Louisville.

Because of how her life was in New Jersey, going from big bully fish in a small pond, to small bully fish in a big pond; Lucy did not handle it when she was basically the Charlie Brown of her school and neighborhood. Having turned to drinking and sex to cope as she got older, she was forced to transfer to sweep it all under the rug.

She had class with one of Charlie's friends who wanted to date her. Nobody had really ever seen her and didn't believe she was real, until he finally talked to her and convinced her to join them for lunch. She bailed when she realized Charlie was there, before he caught eye of her. He eventually ran into her—literally, she ran away, and actively avoided them all. It was then another friend of his realized who the other was chasing, pointed out she was one of the campus sluts.

Charlie found her and convinced her to be friends and slowly they started to fall for each other and date, where he helped her through her problems and she set out to end her reputation.

Why: It was an idea I had, and it was just too good to ignore. It's also the last story I've written with sex scenes. It also let me throw my own hometown in as a backdrop, so any other Louisvillians will enjoy seeing a few places past and present in place. It takes Charlie and Lucy out of the norm and puts them by themselves. Charlie/Lucy isn't a popular pairings, especially because she's canonically his bully, but that's when they're elementary school kids under ten. And it's fan fiction, where they can be made to work. They're older and through redemption and change, they work.

It's unfinished because I got writers block and had other things to write. There's 31 chapters with 19 published. I'm going to split it into two books, the first is going to get 20 chapters, the rest will be in book two. This is one of my fics I really like. One really doesn't need to know much about Peanuts to read it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63514585 Beautiful Music

Word count: 11k

Rated Teen

Synopsis: Long out of college, Schroeder found life and his dreams were harder than he thought, trying to make a living as a musician. He found himself at a jazz bar in hopes of a more permanate gig. It was there that he struggled and found out that there was a well loved singer that could probably make or break him working there. A singer that seemed to be quite the diva, who only did it for a place to stay. Who she was, was kept a secret from him, when his fascination after his first play with her, grew too much. He eventually found out it was Lucy, but she acted like she didn't know him, until they met again. She finally came clean and he finally started to fall for her and her old feelings returned as they're performances brought out the best of each other. He could see her worth, and she saw real reasons to want him.

Why: I kinda, sorta wrote this because of the Shrucy craze, but also because I had only ever written Schroder/Lucy once and had an idea for another one. I think the Schrucy fics are a fucking plague, but I think out of the few I've read, this is one of the better ones, and it's one of my good fics. It's underrated.

—https://archiveofourown.org/works/39667494/chapters/99304371 Him Over Her

Word count: 17k

Rated General Audiences

Synopsis: Patricia Reichardt aka Peppermint Patty now in high school is questioning who she is and how that's going to work out, discovers that she's trans once she convinces Charlie to take her to a dance, and wearing a dress felt wrong. She eventually started dressing like a boy in secret. All while Charlie finally dates Heather, yet the feelings seem different than the ones that confuse him that he has towards Schroeder. Once Heather moved, things still weren't clear, so he threw himself in hobbies and things.

Charlie and Linus went to follow Schroeder one day after Lucy complained and demanded they figure out why he didn't want anything to do with her or any girl. Curious, they went to track him down and found he was kissing Lamar, which brought those weird feelings back in Charlie. They kept it from Lucy for months, and Patricia slowly intergrated her new self. Schroeder eventually told Lucy to get her off his back.

Charlie talked to Schroeder and Lamar about his problem and found out he was bisexual, Patricia also opened up to them. Lucy spills the beans about Patricia liking Charlie to him. Pat finally came out. During summer, he went to a lgbt camp, while Charlie and Sally ended up meeting other kids on a family trip and Sally found out her brother was bi because of those kids, and had to be taught.

Towards the end of summer, before Pat got back, Charlie came out to his friends. Once Pat got back Charlie had no clue who he was and had a crush on him. Pat ended up dating a girl named Melody, who was also dating Linus. Melody's jig was up quick. Charlie looks for Pat at school, still not knowing who Pat now is now, found him and knew exactly who he was, and they opened up about their feelings.

Why: I hadn't really wrote many queer stories, I had a idea and not much else, so I decided to write it for Pride month. Not one of my best stories, it could've been better, and not so rushed. The ending is really good, though.

—https://archiveofourown.org/works/57094129/chapters/145207924 The Place... Errr... Face Kick

Word count: 12k

Rated Teen

Synopsis: Lucy tried to get Charlie to kick the football again and this time her prank failed successfully, left her seriously hurt. A broken jaw that hurt her social life, as well, although she had to start reevaluating things. Lamar still had a crush on her, that he didn't want to act on, on principle. Once she gets all the head gear off, she finds herself ugly and wore a mask. It was revealed to her that Lamar liked her, and they set out to try and get them together. She was nervous and surprised somebody liked her, despite all the time she spent chasing Schroeder. They finally had a chance to talk and she gave him a chance.

Why: I wrote this because I had been wanting to write something where here football prank failed her. It's not too bad unless you just don't like Lucy with anybody else.

—https://archiveofourown.org/works/57151420 Almost Missed You

Word count: 1836

Rated General Audience

Synopsis: Lucy and Lamar reconnect years after high school, and aim to date once both are back in town. Her car breaks down on the way, Lamar thinks she stood him up, until he runs into somebody on the side of the road.

Why: Just a quick story idea. Peanuts fans are probably wondering who Lamar is. He's an OC of mine, who typically doesn't take center stage and is usually a supporting character.

—https://archiveofourown.org/series/2722729 Episodes Of Minneapolis

Word count: 47k

Rated: Various

Synopsis: A probably pointless collection of stories that aren't related to each other. And too many to detail in this already long post.

Why: I don't know why I put them in a collection, but each one was something I thought of writing. The Ballad of Charlie Brown and Lucy Van Pelt was in a way inspired by Cowboy Bebop. The Great Pumpkin King was my first attempt at a horror story. The stories here are hit and miss, kinda mid.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21657583 It's A Reunion, Charlie Brown!

Word count: 44k

Rated Mature

Synopsis: Due to his childhood, Charlie became an OTR trucker and never wanted to set foot in his hometown again, much less the state, but Linus convinced him to come back for their first high school reunion. He was a changed man, far from the kid he was. Once back, they were shocked when he met up with many of them. They all but seemingly Lucy and Violet changed.

After getting reaquainted, he found out everybody wasn't okay. Patricia was hurt the most from his leaving and abandoning home and still had feelings for him. He set out to sort things between them. It was revealed his sister was a stripper, Violet and Lucy dated in high school, Linus and Marcie were FWB.

Patricia has taken to drinking and throwing herself into work at her dads garage. During a girls night with Tapioca, Patty, Violet Frieda, and Lucy, they decided to leave their childish loathing of Charlie in the past, except Lucy. They also found out Lucy and Violet were a thing back then and what happened. They try to rekindle that flame, but Violet refuses as long as Lucy continues to hold on to that hate.

Charlie and Patricia find themselves dating after her father kicks her out of the house for her own good and his sanity, to push her on Charlie. During the reunion Lucy is set straight and with the ultimatum from Violet, makes peace with Charlie. Things get better for both couples, niether wants to let go of what they now have. Charlie and Lucy go together to get their girls engagement rings. Patricia decides that she's going to leave and live her life with Charlie. Her dad gives her one last gift that leaves her in tears.

Why: This was what got me into fanfiction. I saw some of myself in canon Charlie. I was just inspired to write this. Technically the second fic I ever wrote(Through A Lense Queerly was the first), is the first I published. I wrote two versions, a clean version for FFN and the regular one for AO3 with the sex scenes. This is one of my favorite fanfics I've written.

—https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13798537/1/Are-You-Crazy-Charlie-Brown Are You Crazy Charlie Brown!

Word count: 77k

Rated: Teen

Synopsis: When Schroeder finally tells Lucy off for good, fed up with her obsessive antics, that left her heart broken and physically hurt, she grew afraid of him. Charlie despite having should known better, tried to help her out and she wanted nothing to do with him. After a talk with Linus, Charlie revealed that he had a crush on Lucy.

It's revealed that Frieda had a crush on Schroeder, but she was too nervous to say anything. Word got out that he hurt Lucy, he had to explain it wasn't on purpose. They decided to give it a shot. Lucy convinces Sally to leave Linus alone, so he can date Patty in peace. She also developsca fear of Schroeder.

Lucy ask Linus why Charlie has been acting weird and he tells her that Charlie has a crush on her, then has to hold her back so she doesn't do something stupid. Luct starts to reevaluate life choices. Linus and Sally sought out help to get them together. Lucy went to Charlie to apologize for how she treated him.

Lucy starts to have feelings for Charlie, and she wants him to want her. Everybody sets out with the plan to get them together. Charlie expressed his feelings to her, when the plan unfolded and she was happy to return the feelings.

Charlie and Lucy go on a date. The next day Violet opened up to Charlie that she broke up with Shermy. Frieda convinced Lucy to go on a double date with her and Schroeder, which she agreed to, because she values their friendship. Being with Charlie has triggered Lucy's hormones, and her nervousness makes a terrible combination.

Frieda and Lucy confront Violet about Shermy. Later that day Lucy has the talk with Charlie. The next day Lucy, Frieda and Patty, talk to Violet about getting with Franklin. Patty convinced Franklin to give Violet a shot. After talking to Violet after school, he decides to go and have a chat with Shermy. Violet told Patty what was happening and left, just to catch the end of their heated discussion, and went to tell Patty about it.

After school the next day, Violet is nervous as she waits for Franklin to come over. Franklin finds out there's more to her than he thought. They really hit it off and Violet starts to really like the idea of dating him. When her parents come home, they find out that they're racist. Franklin talks to his friends about it. Next day Violet had it in with her parents and showed up to school late, because of it. She lashed out on social media about it. After school, her mom arrived about it, and she made a quick getaway with Franklin.

Franklin dropped her at home, she got into it with her parents again. She made sure to post more proof online. The next day she emptied her bank account before her father could do anything. Her and Franklin were called to the office to talk to a news reporter. After school, her father slipped inside to pick her up from school, but got the run around from the staff. His wife found them in the student lot. During the ruckus, Violet slipped out of Franklins SUV into Charlies car. Her father chased Franklin and confronted him at a gas station until the police arrested him.

Franklin meets up with Violet at Charlies, from there they go to his house. When she went home, her mom lost it on her, she locked herself in her bedroom. At school Charlie talks about the band they had been working on. Marcie gets bullied by cheerleaders. Violet tries to help her, but she refused. They go after her again and she turned down Lucy's help. Violet and Lucy talk about it after school. Lucy invites Charlie over, where things get a bit steamy.

Violet spots Marcie after another altercation and convinces her to let them deal with it. Patricia thinks the secret Marcie keeps is that she's going to dump her. Violet tells the cheerleaders to leave Marcie alone, but they don't listen. After school, the cheerleaders try to get Violet alone to talk things over, but Franklin and Lucy follow.

Violet discovered they had Marcir tied up in the gym locker room and they were going to jump her. Lucy jumped in the fight quickly and the girls made short work of them. Violet drove Marcie to Patricia's where they talked it all out.

At Charlies, they're trying to get to second base when Rerun shows up, having been kicked out so Linus and Patty could run bases. Charlie opened up on how his and Sally's relationship really is. They decided to go out to eat. As they arrived they saw Marcie getting chased by the cheerleaders. They ran defense while they sent Rerun for Patricia, who came out ready to fight. Her and Lucy made short work, and they all left.

Later with alone time, they tried again to hit the bases, and it did not go too well.

Violet and Franklin had to go to court ovet her fathers actions. Her mother caused a scene and got in trouble herself. Violet threw a party that got a bit extreme as they found the alcohol.

Week later, Violet was emancipated. Charlie and his band get ready for the schools talent show. They surprised everybody with their performance and got a history lesson of their parents at their age. They went to the pizza parlor to celebrate and get a front row seat to Sally ruin her date.

afterwards they all went to look out point and finally Charlie and Lucy hit a homerun.

Why: It was just a good story idea. Execution could've been better, but I still like it. Also I had forgotten to repost this on AO3

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"Why can't the freaks on AO3 just go and make a site for all the gross stuff and leave AO3 alone."

Because AO3 is that site. Because AO3 was that site long before you decided AO3 was better than the sites you bullied us off of before, and I can promise you if someone somehow comes up with a fanfic site you like better specifically for the 'gross stuff' you'll try to bully us off that too so you can benefit from it.

AO3's specific core purpose is to preserve fanfiction, yes, but it was also instigated as a host site for the fanfiction that kept getting yeeted off other platforms like Wattpad. Its designed to preserve all fanfiction, not just the fanfiction you, personally, think is 'allowed' to be written.

AO3 is the site for all the gross stuff the freaks make. We've been there just as long as you. We've been funding it just as long as you have. AO3 has specifically said you have a place here. The timeline was literally:

Wattpad/FF.net/LiveJournal purge fanfics > AO3 is born > The people who's fics got purged moved over to AO3 > AO3 gains popularity as the best functioning site > The people who pushed for the fics to be purged off Wattpad move to AO3 > The same people try to push for AO3 to purge fics.

AO3's source coding is open-access. You go make a polished, strict, rigid site where nothing 'icky' is allowed. You go make a site where you can control what is hosted. We already have our space.

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Attention AO3 Readers

Comment on stuff. Stop being scared. If you know your intentions are pure with no malice, and the writer gets offended anyway; they a bitch made mother fucker, that's not your fault, you can only control your side and your thoughts.

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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳... three days ago!

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reblog if ur in the peanuts fandom

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ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

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The Shrucy Craze

Apparently the Peanuts fandom has exploded, which would be great because it'd put eyes on my work, but it seems to be mainly what they call "Shrucy"; the Schroeder/Lucy ship. Which means AO3 is being flooded with one ship, and that shit gets annoying (See Ed, Edd, N Eddy fanfic section) real fast.

The great thing is it's getting people writing, reading, and bringing some life back into one of fhe oldest fandoms. But that also brings a mass of ameteur writing mistakes. Which are baffling, and makes it look like one has never actually opened a book in their life.

--Large massive paragraphs--

Walls of text are annoying to read, chances are, it could (and should) be broken up into two or more psragraphs.

--Jumbled up dialog--

Everybody's dialog all in a single paragraph is a no-no in pretty much EVERY single writing discipline:

"Oh that's cool," Jim said as they looked at the fancy car. "You really like that one," Suzy asked. It had a great paint job they could see their reflection in, the engine was powerful. "Of course I do." The owner gave a thumbs up. "It does look great."

No. Every line of dialog stands on it's own, on a new line. Each speaker begins a new line/paragraph:

"Oh that's cool," Jim said as they looked at the fance car.

"You really like that one," Suzy asked.

(Things not related to dialog or the characters starts a new line) It had a great paint job they could see their reflection in, the engine was powerful.

"Of course I do."

The owner gave a thumbs up.

"It does look great."

See how that makes sense, and is easier to read? That's why stories are written this way.

--Mixing up dialog and actions between characters--

Again... this makes things hard to read and follow.

"I'd love to give this baby a spin," Jim said. Suzy took pictures and rolled her eyes. "One day I'll have a car this sick."

If you didn't know, all that dialog is Jim. This is another no-no. A characters actions should only be attached to THEIR OWN dialog, or by itself, NOT anothers.

"I'd love to give this baby a spin. One day I'll have a car this sick," said Jim.

Suzy took pictures and rolled her eyes.

Or:

"I'd love to give this baby a spin," said Jim.

Suzy took pictures and rolled her eyes.

"One day I'll have a car this sick," he added.

Or:

"Id love to give this baby a spin," said Jim.

Suzy took pictures and rolled her eyes. "You can barely drive, as it is."

--Tenses--

A story should be past tense, or present tense. It can't be both at the same time. Either it's already happened as being told, or it's unfolding as the reader reads it.

Jim knocked on the door, and Suzy is running to open it.

Jim had knocked on the door, that's past tense. Suzy running to the door is present tense. Either Jim knocked on the door and Suzy ran to open it, or Jim is knocking on the door, and Suzy is running to open it. It's one or the other, not both.

Suzy is laying down and watching TV is present tense, currently happening, as opposed to; Suzy had laid down and watched TV, that's past tense, she had done that already.

--Adverbs--

A person can't speak a laugh, or sigh, leer, or smile.

It's not, "You really screwed up," Jim laughed.

It's, "You really screwed up," Jim said with a laugh, or, "You really screwed up." Jim laughed. A person can only vocalize; growl, whisper, yell, stammer, shout, stutter.

This is all literally the bare minimum of writing. It's not asking much, regardless of why you write. You ain't gotta be perfect, or be on the level of Tolkien, or even seeking to better your writing skills. And nobody is asking, or expecting of such, we just wanna be able to read what you've slaved over. It could be pure fucking gold awesomeness, but if nobody can read and make sense of it, they won't see it, can't see it, or both.

And for the love of Charles Shultz; let's not flood the damn fandom with Lucy/Schroeder fics. Between the comics, the movies, the specials, the PSA materials, and educational material, there's like 35 characters to choose from.

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I wish these stupid porn whores would stop following me.

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Thought this was a dope pic.

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Episodes of Minneapolis: Alone Together

After a tragedy struck the Brown household; we see part of their life, and how it changed the whole gang.

Charlie reluctantly woke up, looking at his phone, turning off his third alarm, getting up groggy. How long had it been, felt like forever and yet just days ago, but it was years, years since he had to take the reins, step up to the plate, growing up so fast changed him… changed her, too. Charlie shambled in to Sally’s room, kicking her bed.

“Hey… Sal… get up, get ready for school,” Charlie kicked at her mattress.

“Fine, fine… I’m up… damn,” she growled, by the time she sat up, he was already gone.

Sally heard the coffee maker beeping in the kitchen, standing, taking a stretch, meandering to the bathroom in just her underwear.

“Morning,” she plopped down on the toilet for her morning wizz.

“Morning,” Charlie glanced at her, brushing his teeth.

Flushing the toilet, she joined him brushing her teeth, as he finished up. Separating back to their rooms, meeting in the kitchen for coffee. Neither talk much in the morning, scrolling through their phones.

“In your own bed this morning,” he grimaced at his phone, “must have been a decent night, tonight.”

“Mm’yeah, they’ve been getting better,” she sipped her coffee, “it’s been a while now, would be nice for the nightmares to stop.”

“Welp… that’s what therapy’s for.”

 

Charlie and Sally are called to the principles office two years ago, with urgency, both rushed to the office, waved in by the clerks and secretaries, they walked in to the principle’s office confused at everybody’s faces, to see more concerned, hurt faces. They themselves were getting scared, Sally actually grabbed Charlie’s hand and arm tight, which made him even more nervous, anxiety is starting to consume them. With the Principle were their perspective grades guidance counselors. After having been sat down; cautiously the news was delivered, the teens broke down- mostly Sally, Charlie didn’t feel like he could really let loose, though he did cry. Charlie picked Sally up in his lap, when she dropped from the chair, they practically broke the counselors.

They ran in to their friends, delivering them the news, they were all devastated, Lucy told the other girls and threatened them not to tease Charlie, but they cried instead, everybody cried. The news hit Patricia the hardest. Charlie doted on Sally so much, he hadn’t had time to really grieve, he spent many sleepless nights, making sure she was okay, his friends started to notice him being exhausted all the time. It really hit them both on the day of the funeral. That pile up on the highway took their parents away forever.

“You seem choked up still, Charlie,” Lucy assumed.

“What do you mean?”

“Well… I’ve been studying other aspects of people, like being able to read people and like chakras and stuff,” she explained, “have you really even grieved?”

“I have Sally to look after, and you know she’s a handful. I just- there’s no time to do it,” he sighed.

“Make time.”

“I gotta focus on school, I had to make all the arrangements, Sally’s still out of it, and keeps having nightmares,” he explained.

“You’re not alone, Charlie Brown,” she hugged him, “I can’t express how sorry I am for you and her, and I’m glad you’re trying to be better for Sally… you’ve always been a stand-up guy, despite everything, but you have to grieve… let it out.”

Lucy wasn’t aware of how much she cared for Charlie, or could care for him, until she had to. She had to be better, so he could be better, this isn’t the limit she wants to push, this isn’t horrible, alleged tough love advice, or trying to throw a baseball game, or pulling a football- it’s more, bigger, and those things need to be left in the past. She found herself doing something out of nature; hugging him tight in the hallway, kissing his forehead, while resting his head on her shoulder. They stood there a moment in silence, she didn’t know what else to say, but she did know what to do, hoping damn well it was the right thing for Charlie.

“Sally… c’mere girl,” Lucy greeted her with a hug.

“Hi Lucy,” she sighed.

“You’re still a wreck, poor baby,” she hugged her, “I know you’re lost right now, but you’ve gotta give your brother a break, everything is on him, now. He hasn’t even had a chance to grieve.”

“I’ve seen him cry,” she looked at her.

“No… not a real one, he’s so worried about you, taking care of you, I don’t think he can show so much in front of you, seeing as you barely had more respect for him, than I did. You gotta do better for Charlie, don’t make things harder.”

“What do I do?”

“Come with me after school, hang with the girls, we’ll get ice cream, or whatever, we can all have a good cry, or at least I’ll cry with you. Please, for Charlie?”

Sally was nervous being away from Charlie after school, worried if he was going to survive the drive home by himself, Lucy ran the idea by her friends, and then her and Violet told Charlie what she planned on doing, though reluctant; he submitted under peer pressure from Linus and Peppermint Patty. Tapioca stole some ice cream from her dads factory, meeting them at Violet’s, where she could let go, and not be alone with it, she had never seen Lucy cry before, or Violet. Despite it all; she had a good time. This left Charlie driving Linus from school, and Peppermint Patty tagged along, both agreed he should go where ever he wanted, so he drove to the park, they sat at the big oak tree, and just listened to him talk. Neither one really said anything, they knew where he was headed; to a much needed breakdown. Linus gave his friend a hug, exchanging glances with Peppermint Patty, surprised at the decorum that she had. Finally tears started to flow, they’d never seen him cry so hard, they both hugged him, she cried with him, Charlie held her close, laying to rest in her lap.

Sally eventually cried herself to sleep, cuddled up with Lucy on Violet’s floor. Patty took a picture and sent it to Charlie and Linus, the latter which got a small chuckle from it, Charlie didn’t look at it, until much later, he was just content with Peppermint Patty rubbing his back, as he calmed down in to convulsions, they told him if he wants to let go, they’ll be there, she leaned over, kissing him on the cheek. When he was ready to go, she insisted on coming home with him.  Linus hung out for a little while, with the both of them, giving Sally a hug when her and Lucy walked in, brushing her hair from her face, reassuring she could come to him, if she wanted. Eventually he left the four of them, going home. Charlie finally looked at the text from Patty; the first earnest smile he had, since that day in school, Peppermint Patty saw the picture, laughing and snickering, Sally and Lucy looked; Lucy rolled her eyes with a smile, squeezing Sally in a hug, Sally has a weak sickly smile. Both girls decided to stay the night, giving them a break from each other; Lucy slept with Sally, playing big spoon, same for Peppermint Patty.

 

Coffee finished, Charlie grabbed both their lunches, they stepped out in to the brisk morning, hopping in their dad’s old Cherokee XJ, headed to school. Two completely different people today, walk in from the student parking lot; a young man running the household and managing the barbershop, stepping in to basically a fathers role, keeping his sister in  line. A young lady who had just as much growing up to do, has to pull her own weight, and stand on her two feet.

“Morning, you two,” Lucy hugged them both, “how goes it?”

“Same shit, different day,” Charlie answered.

“Yeah… it does be like that, sometimes.”

“Hey Chuck,” Patricia greeted with a kiss.

“Morning, babe.”

“Oh, I almost forgot, big brother; Linus and I are going on a date tonight,” Sally said.

“Make sure you do your homework first, and it’s your turn to wash the dishes.”

“I will,” she went to catch up with Linus.

“They grow up so fast don’t they,” Patricia joked.

“I’m proud of her, you two know how hard it was at first, she thought she could just do whatever, and not listen.”

“At least I know now if we ever had a kid; you’d be a great dad,” Patricia smiled.

“I can’t take all the credit.”

“Damn right, we’re the ones who has to be big sisters to her, to fill in the gaps,” Lucy pat him on the back, in the way Peppermint Patty used to.

“I thank the both of you everyday, for your help, everything’s changed,” he rested his hands behind his head, “everybody else has changed.”

“Well it impacted us in ways we didn’t expect, we wanted to help you and Sally. We’re adults now in some way.”

“Lucy’s right; we knew you couldn’t do it alone in the beginning, I knew it, I had to toughen up and tell you how I felt, it was rocky, I learned my place, I didn’t want to lose you, Chuck, I couldn’t be that same brash, bossy, little girl, if we were going to work.”

“I’m surprised, and happy Linus came around, and stuck around through my paranoia- I had to remind myself my best friend wasn’t trying to take advantage of her.”

“We all know he’s better than that… however I admit; the thought crossed my mind, and I made sure my lil bro was being sincere,” she opened the door for them.

“I knew Linus was serious with her, because I saw him give her his blanket,” Patricia added.

“Yeah,” Charlie and Lucy said.

“All doubt out the window,” Charlie agreed, “funny how Schroeder came around, when you didn’t have time for him. This is a whole new paradigm.”

Charlie, and the two girls plopped down at the table after getting their breakfast, chatting with his friends, deep down he feels these are the end times, graduation is coming up, and there’s no telling who’s ending up where. He’s certain Patricia isn’t going anywhere, but what about the rest, should he prepare himself for Lucy, especially Linus, to go away? Or Sally to go to some college somewhere that won’t scoff at her G.P.A., leaving him in an empty house? No, everybody has a life to live, right now is what matters- today at these minutes, this day, let the cards fall where they may- nothing last forever, except memories. Slyly he dismissed the thought, laughing, catching a joke Franklin was telling. A surprise kiss from Peppermint Patty, they exchanged glances at each other, he followed her eyes to Sally, watching them with a soft smile. This is what matters, and Charlie is going to embrace it while it last, even if they do go somewhere, those two girls aren’t leaving his life, he thinks about a better future, not one of fear with everybody gone, but one where even if they are; the one that matters as much as his sister, will still be there, and the rest; they’ll all see each other again, you don’t spend your life together, just to throw it all away.

“Wha’cha thinking about, Babe,” Patricia asked him.

“Oh… just the future. Nothing bad.”

“Really,” Lucy raised an eyebrow.

“Really. I’m thinking that; everything will work out and…”

“Hey, our friendships won’t end just because we graduate,” Frieda said.

“I know, I’m not worried about that, what I was trying to say is that; everything will work out, and hopefully one day,” he looked at Patricia, “you can be my wife.”

Everybody gasped.

“Chuck… I love you a lot… yes I’ll be your wife! Whenever you’re ready,” she hugged and kissed him.

“The irony is everybody already calls you two husband and wife, behind your backs,” Marcie stated.

“I will be an ordained minister, when I finish this online course- if you can at least wait that long,” Linus instructed.

“Well, I guess I was worried about nothing,” Lucy shrugged.

“I think we all were,” laughed Violet.

“To quote Alfred E. Newman; ‘what, me worry’,” he said with a goofy grin.

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Episodes Of Minneapolis: Schroeder's Mistake

Part of my series spread across FFN & AO3, Of unrelated Peanuts stories.

Much to Schroeder’s annoyance, Lucy is once again pestering him while he tries to play his piano, his ire completely raised at her talk of their future.

“Lucy,” he stopped playing, “why do you keep going on about this same shit… it’s been years and nothings changed.”

“Not yet, but I know in my heart, as much as you like to play coy; you’ll come around,” she smiled.

“No, I don’t think so,” he went back to playing.

“Can’t you just see how well we go together? Famous musician married to a famous psychiatrist, save up money, move out of this town, have two kids, a dog, we could afford to put our kids in private school, doesn’t that sound nice?”

He kept playing, trying hard to ignore her.

“I love you Schroeder, you can’t tell me that doesn’t sound like a good life for us?”

He slammed his fingers down on the keys, “no, it sounds like a good life for you!”

“But I was just thinking that-”

“You don’t think… that’s your problem. When you do think; you just think of yourself, for your self. I wouldn’t want any of that shit, especially with you,” he leered at her.

“Really?”

“Yes really! Why would I want anything with you, I barely tolerate you, you’re insufferable, the fact you have any friends at all surprises me, because I just cannot see how it would be worth being your friend, other than not incurring your bitchy, vindictive wrath. Drop these delusions! Wake up!”

“I really do love you, why can’t you just see that?”

“I know, I know you do… we all know you do, in your own twisted god damned way. Even if I wanted to love you; do you think I’d give you the time of day what with how you treat my best friends? Oh yeah let me just date the girl who makes Charlie’s life a living hell! I’m surprised you even know what love is!”

“I know what love is,” she started to cry.

“If you did; you’d care about what I want, you’d be more respectful. Barging in here like you own the place, being rude to my friends, pushing your selfish fantasies on me.”

“I’m… sorry.”

“I doubt it,” he laughed, “all you care about is your self.”

“I care about you. I really do love you like nobody else, I wish you could see that. I just want us to be together,” she sniffed, “do you really hate me that bad? I accept that music is first for you, and I’m okay with being second… how can I win your heart?”

Schroeder just rolled his eyes.

“I know you’re mad at me, but I’m just asking for a chance. Prove to you that we’re meant to be.”

“I have a recital to practice for.”

“So you don’t care about me at all, okay,” she stood up, “I’ll do anything, anything to make you happy! If you have the slightest bit of care for me, I hope you’ll see deep down inside; I’m the only girl for you. I’ll leave you alone, now. No more marriage, no more kids, no more coming over… I’ll stay out of your life, until you let me back in.”

“Lucy…”

“No, I’m a horrible person, remember? I can be better for you, but you can’t even give me one chance to prove myself,” she walked out the door.

Schroeder sighed, looking at the ceiling.

 

He went back to practicing another hour, before calling it a night, proud of himself, though sure Lucy would just show up tomorrow as per usual her motive. The next day at school, she didn’t even give him a wave, or even speak to him.

“Finally, I think I talked some sense in to your sister.”

“Yeah, I guess you did- she was crying all night.”

“She’ll get over it. It’s for the best  you know how she is.”

After hanging out with everybody after school, he came home, locked the door, looking at his piano with a sigh.

“We’re going to have fun, my friend. We have a recital to practice for,” he plopped on the bench.

He kept checking the door every few minutes to see if Lucy was about to walk in the door with her stolen spare key. She never did. An hour in to practice there was a knock on the door.

“You’re knocking like I don’t know about your key, Lucy,” he yellled.

“It’s Linus,” came from the door.

“Hey, whassup,” Schroeder opened the door, “wanna hang?”

“Not tonight. Lucy had me give this to you,” he handed him her key.

“Oh. Thank you.”

“No problem. Catch ya later,” he left.

“Sure,” he shut the door.

Walking back to his piano, he studied the key, sitting it on a shelf, finishing up his practice.

“Another peaceful practice down,” he went to retire to his room.

The night of his recital, Schroeder saw all of his friends in support of him in the audience, waiting for his turn, Charlie and Linus met him back stage for a moment.

“We just wanted to wish you luck, real quick,” Charlie said.

“Yeah, we know how hard you practiced for this, not that you needed it,” Linus added.

“Thanks guys, practice makes perfect. I’ll be up soon, you should get back to your seats.”

Everybody cheered when he finally walked out on stage, he turned to take a glance at all his friends, before taking the bench. He played marvelously, as expected by everybody. Everybody waited up for him after it was over with.

“You did great tonight,” Sally said.

“Yeah, impressive as always,” Marcie added.

“I managed to stay awake the whole time,” Patricia stated.

“Well thank you,” he chuckled, “is Lucy not here?”

“No, she didn’t come,” Linus answered.

“Oh. She usually likes these things.”

“Not really.”

“That’s weird,” Schroeder looked concerned.

“Never mind her, let’s celebrate your success,” Charlie cheered.

 

Another week went by and Lucy still hadn’t been by his place, she hadn’t talked to him unless she had to. He’d greet her, and she’d quickly respond and move on, baffling him. Another week goes by and he barely sees her, unless they’re all hanging out together.

“Thanks guys, it’s nice having company here and there while I practice,” Schroeder thanked his friends one day.

“No problem, I enjoy classical music here and there,” Linus said.

“I do enjoy hearing you play,” Marcie agreed.

“Let’s see those magic fingers,” Charlie added.

Schroeder went to play one of Beethoven’s songs as they sat quietly, reaching some of the harder parts, he missed a few notes, and everybody knew it.

“Wow… that’s never happened before,” he chuckled.

“I’ll say,” Charlie said.

“I’ll just try another song,” he went to play another.

“Are you okay, Schroeder,” Marcie asked.

“Yeah… I’m fine… I just don’t know why I can’t get this right.”

He started playing the song again, butchering it worse than the first attempt.

“Maybe you’ve just been over working yourself on the piano,” Charlie suggested.

“Yeah, you might be right, Charlie. I should take a few days off.”

“We were going to head over and meet Trish, and Franklin at the diner from here, you wanna come with,” Linus offered.

“Sure, let’s do that… this isn’t going anywhere,” Schroeder closed the cover.

They went to the diner meeting up with their friends. The usual burgers and sodas for the bunch.

“Man, these are the days, right, hanging with friends… lovers,” Patricia kissed Charlie, “I wish it could never end!”

“These are the best times, we should cherish them before adulthood comes banging on our doors like the tax man,” Linus said.

Just then Lucy and Shermy walked in.

“Hi everybody,” she greeted.

“Hiya Lucy,” Patricia greeted back.

“You doing okay, Charlie,” she asked.

“Been a pretty good day.”

“Good. Keep your head up,” she smiled. “Marcie, thanks for helping me with my homework.”

“Oh anytime, Lucy.”

“You hanging out with us later, Franklin?”

“Sure thing, Luce.”

Schroeder just looked at her.

“Umm.. Lucy,” Schroeder mustered.

The moment she looked his way, Shermy walked up.

“How you guys doing,” Shermy asked.

“Doing good, brother,” Charlie said.

“Babe, I got us a table,” he kissed her.

“I’ll see you guys later… date night,” she walked off.

“…date night,” Schroeder whispered.

“Don’t they make a cute couple,” Patricia asked.

“Almost as cute as us,” Charlie said.

Schroeder didn’t say anything else, all the chatter faded off to white noise.

 

Few days later Sally walked up to him in school.

“Hey Schroeder,” she smiled.

“How’s it going Sally?”

“Fine. I have a question; there’s a school play coming up, and the teacher wanted me to ask if you’d play for it- she’s been too busy to ask you.”

“I haven’t been able to play the piano in weeks, gonna pass on it.”

“What? You’re the best at it!”

“I don’t know what it is, Sally… every time I sit down and play, nothing comes out right. I’m just going to give it up, I’m sorry.”

“It’s real easy music to play, it’s not as advanced as what you normally play. I have the music with me,” she dug in her backpack, “just give it a shot, okay?”

Schroeder sighed, “I’ll try, but I can’t make any promises,” he took the sheet music.

“You’re the greatest,” she kissed him on the cheek.

Schroeder went to the music room, looking at the upright grand, taunting him. He sat down, placed the music on the stand and attempted to play, for twenty minutes he couldn’t get past the first four lines.

“Fucking bullshit,” he cried out.

He stormed out of the music room, searching for Sally, spotting Charlie in the hallway, walking up to him briskly, freezing when he noticed who he was talking to. Lucy. She raised an eyebrow, making Charlie turn around. With a deep breath he closed the last few feet.

“What’s going on, Schroeder,” he looked concerned.

“Give this sheet music back to your sister… I can’t play it,” he kept his head down, “I… can’t play the piano anymore, I give up.”

Charlie took the music from him, “you give up? What do you mean?”

“I’m done playing the piano,” he fought his tears, running away.

Once Schroeder got in his front door, he threw his backpack on the couch, sat at his own piano and tried to play anything, all the way down to Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, and basic scales. He just dropped his head on the keys crying, looking up at the ceiling.

 

Schroeder took a breath looking from the ceiling to the door. He jumped up, running outside, looking for Lucy, she was a few houses down.

“Lucy,” he ran to her, “Lucy wait!”

She turned wiping tears from her eyes, he wrapped his arms around her.

“What is this, Schroeder?”

“I made a terrible mistake! Please don’t go!”

“I thought you didn’t want me in your life?”

“My life would be a nightmare without you in it,” he started crying, “will you come back to me please Lucy? I can’t do this without you, can you be mine again, I can’t stand the thought of somebody else having my Lucy.”

“Your… Lucy?”

“My muse, my love, my… Lucy,” he looked down in her eyes.

“Schroeder, I don’t know what to say.”

“Married, kids, a house with a picket fence, whatever.”

“No… you’re right, all of that was selfish of me. I never once cared or asked what you wanted.”

“But will you come back to me, now and forever?”

“Really? Of course I will!”

His lips crashed in to hers,  catching her by surprise.

“I love you Lucy Van Pelt, I’ve been a damn fool, I really love you.”

“You don’t know how happy you just made me, Schroeder!”

“You going to come back with me?”

“Ye- I would, but I know you really need to practice.”

“I can practice anytime… you’re more important than that piano, you’re special to me.”

She went back with him, and they talked all night. When the night of the recital came, she was there in the front row, she was there to kiss him afterwards, leaving everybody else stunned. They both just smiled, and kissed a little longer the second time.

[jaxrhapsody]

My Heart Is Yours

They spent much of their childhood chasing the Ed’s, torturing the Ed’s, in their twisted sense of what they thought was love, often would have the whole cul-de-sac in an uproar with their tyranny, especially if they thought anybody was helping, or just in the way of their conquest of capture and kiss the Ed’s. This carried on for years; Lee, the oldest and leader chased Eddy, Marie, the middle, chased Edd- or Double Dee, the youngest, and seemingly sweetest, yet seemingly not so brightest, May, chased Ed. Antics overlooked and ignored for the simple fact they were girls, not subject to the double standard of harassment. The Kanker sisters really reveled and took advantage of the Ed’s plans and scams backfiring, leaving them caught or trapped, such as when they managed to get stuck in Jonny’s wall, or tied up and captured by the other kids, sometimes taking an active approach, such as the water gun scam. They thought the Kankers and Ed’s were fated to be.

The three Kanker sisters thought the Ed’s were the guys for them, they often planned on how to get them in their clutches, often putting the boys on edge, like the time Ed got himself in trouble, so his parents would ground him, and take the stairs leading to the basement, to keep May from sneaking in at night.  They worked well together… kinda, they were at least often enough, more efficient than the Ed’s, such as their rigging the tunnel of love.  This carried on all the way up to that one middle school summer; The sisters got in to an argument over a circulating fan, in a fit of rage, Lee shoved Marie in to it and damaged it, blaming Marie for breaking the fan, she kicked her out the trailer and locked her out. Marie wondered around until she came to the watering hole all the kids were at, keeping her diatance, watching their antics, laughing when Eddy pushed Edd down to the water, Kevin trying to flirt and the rest of the guys, but Jimmy and Rolf fawn over Nazz. She wondered what possibly could Nazz have, that she didn’t, watching her intently, even Edd had a thing for her- that annoyed her even more. Something caught her eye; Nazz’s smile, her laughter, a laugh that seemed to drown out all other noise. Her interest in the party, girl-next-door blonde, grew, she couldn’t not look at Nazz. Marie would’ve, wanted to, talk to her, say hi, but she knew she would probably chase them off, nobody trust them when all they do is bully. She didn’t understand what she was feeling, tearing herself away, before she did something stupid.

Marie thought about Nazz often, she still didn’t exactly understand it, she just knew she wanted to get closer to her, although still stuck in her ways because of her sisters, she would often try to approach her, usually trying to catch her alone, but there was always Kevin, or Sarah and Jimmy. Marie just wanted a friend, she knew very little about Nazz, and it didn’t help when her sisters were around; she often would just run away with the others  Lee and May didn’t realize how much that started upsetting her, they did, however notice that Marie didn’t have the vigor she used to, when trying to bag the Ed’s. Double Dee noticed this too; one day he was rummaging through the junkyard for some invention of his, Marie didn’t care where the other Ed’s were, typically she would’ve ran back to get her sisters, but this time she just followed his complaining of the place being messy and filthy, giving him a nonchalant hello, making him jump. She said she wasn’t interested in him anymore, much to his relief. They simply talked, and he admitted it was a pleasure, she was interested in what he was building and after he explained it, she wanted to see it finished, and made the promise that she wasn’t going to help her sisters anymore.

 

In school Marie realized that she could be away from her sisters and possibly catch Nazz alone.  Oddly enough, her and Edd started to grow a friendship, and when they could get alone time, he realized she was smarter than she looked and often found her insight valuable. She thought this was funny; all the times spent chasing him, and now she technically had him, but didn’t want him- not as a love interest. She often would try to talk to Nazz, but it seemed like she ignored her at every turn. She asked Edd for advice on what to do, if he could talk to her, he was unsure what to do, since he could barely talk to her. She kept trying until she caught herself getting mad about it, and hurt. Her sisters were getting fed up with her not helping them with the Ed’s, she would just watch, often giving Edd a heads up on their plan. Marie would try to talk to Nazz in class, and she would give small noncommittal answers. She wasn’t sure if she would ever be friends with her, until one day it seemed Nazz was starting to warm up to her, but still often acted uneasy, despite often seeing her and Edd together.

 

In high school it seemed that Nazz was getting too busy, she was always around Kevin, or Sarah, Marie and seemed to forget she even existed. Ed and Eddy had warmed up to her since she seemed to always help them against her sisters, and after what happened with Eddy’s brother; Eddy seemed to shape up. She doesn’t know what happened to Ed, but he seemed to change, and with that change, actually liked May. Marie did get closer to Edd, and convinced him to take shop class with her. Marie would often greet Nazz in the hallways, she sometimes would respond in passing. One night while flipping through channels on their illegal cable, Marie ran across the L-Word on HBO, and it started making sense, she quickly called Edd and explained the show and what she thinks she might be feeling for Nazz. After talking it over with him, both in agreement with her theory, she came out to him, then the next day she told the other two. Marie was begrudgingly starting to accept that maybe her and Nazz would never happen, maybe she thought her dark aesthetic was intimidating. Sarah heard her talking to Edd, ranting on how Nazz seemed to have changed since middle school and the summer before high school, when she thought they were going to be friends, how does school and cheerleading take up so much time. Sarah gave her a glare and said that Nazz doesn’t always have time for her either, with all the sports she does.

This got Marie thinking; maybe she could join some and catch her attention, that almost seemed reserved mostly for Kevin. It made her mad that it seemed he got her all to his self. She longed to be with Nazz, figuring the best way to get the popular girls attention, was to join some sports, something she didn’t much care for, would much rather work on her motorcycle. She found out what sports Nazz played, going to events; swimming, track and field- not her thing, but she kept going and tried to liven herself up to cheer Nazz on. The next year she decided to take up wrestling, and then football, where she knew Nazz would see her. She did her best for Nazz. Lee had been noticing this change with Marie, especially her preference of hanging with Edd, or generally being a loner, constantly calling her emo, it was her choice of sports that bothered her most, in which she demanded answers to, that Marie refused to give, other than because she likes them. Eventually Lee started calling her a dyke over it, saying how she wasn’t a proper girl, questioning if her boyfriend, Edd knew, Marie told her Edd and her wasn’t dating. Lee continued to tease her until one day at school she was talking to Ed, Edd, and May, Lee walked up joking and teasing her, making Marie storm off. Ed had gotten upset at Lee’s teasing and outed her for being gay at a fairly loud volume, much to everybody’s dismay. Marie turned with fear in her eyes, it looked like Lee was going to explode.

 

Lee’s teasing turned in to harassment, she often tried to turn to May for backup, but she wouldn’t say anything, she didn’t want Lee’s wrath, either. She knew Marie could hold her own, herself, not so much.  But finally Nazz did start talking to her, noticing Marie, congratulating her on how well she does on the football team, and as much as she felt it was the wrong time; it made Marie happy, nervous, she had trouble finding her voice, realizing that must be how the other boys used to feel. Marie did her best to keep her aloof demeanor.  Lee eventually saw the two girls starting get friendly and friendlier, not only ramping up her harrasment, she eventually warned Kevin that Marie was trying to take his girl, which pissed him off. He started paying attention, reading Maries body language, and how she never talked to Nazz when he was around. He started taking out his anger towards her during practice, Lee started hurting her at home, whenever she thought Marie was doing anything gay, even things she already did, like the way she dressed. Nazz noticed the bruises, thinking they were friends enough to talk about it, but Marie couldn’t tell Nazz it was because she was in love with her, because she was a lesbian. Marie would keep quiet about it, this upset Nazz, she wanted to help her, she cared about her.

 

These issues started to really effect her performance on her teams, something Nazz noticed when she was either cheerleading at football games, or at the wrestling matches she started going to, that Marie didn’t notice. Nazz found herself caring about her, she wished she didn’t treat Marie like she did in the past, in truth, she did find Marie interesting, she wasn’t like the other girls. One day at home; Lee really let Mare have it, May realized that she wasn’t trying to defend herself, she just… took it. May pulled Lee off of her, yelled at her to stop, Lee simply knocked her away and went for Marie again. May would pull her hair, tackle her, anything to stop or slow her down. With a whiff from Lee yelling at May, she yelled at Marie that she was drunk, Lee shoved May down, yanked Marie, and tossed her towards May on the floor. Marie often stayed away from home as much as she could, she didn’t know that Lee would hang out and drink with others, the sight of Marie set her off.

May climbed over Marie as Lee started to stomp on her, May told Marie with tears in her eyes what was happening and to run, managing to get on her hands and knees, so she could get free. She apologized to Marie for doing nothing. Marie crawled away, ran out the door and left her bike. May threatened she would call Sarah if she hit her again- an angry Lee is one thing, an angry Sarah, nobody wants to deal with. Marie ran to the only person she could trust; Edd. She found him with Ed and Eddy, she told him what happened, and the rushed her to Edds for medical care, where she cried to him. He did the best he could to patch her up. The next day at school, Nazz saw her and demanded to know what happened, Marie refused, Nazz went on how she was worried, and missed the old Marie. Kevin saw them talking, and Nazz hug her- he was furious. Marie wanted to tell her it was because she was gay and in love with her, that she joined those teams to prove she was worthy because she knew Nazz was far above her. Kevin talked to Lee about what he saw, and they decided to join forces. Nazz knew how Marie was, that she often cut school to eat out during lunch, she was going to do the same thing and offer her a ride, until she saw Lee and Kevin roughing her up in the parking lot, this infuriated her, she didn’t know why they were doing it, or why she was just taking it. Nazz knew and admired how tough Marie was.

Nazz decided she would try harder with Marie- she deserved it. She needed answers, she went to the Ed’s; Ed almost blabbed again, but Eddy stuffed a book in his mouth, Edd explained that he wanted to tell her, and help Marie further, but it was against his moral code to reveal the root of the problem, she would need to talk to Marie herself. Nazz went to May, who wasn’t much more help, though May, like everybody else didn’t know of her crush on Nazz, so didn’t know why Kevin was involved. She persisted in spending time with Marie since she could tell it made her happy- it made her happy too. Eventually she was hanging with Kevin, something she had done less and less of, noticed he grimaced towards Marie, who looked really hurt at the two of them together, she was determined to get answers from somebody. At Maries next wrestling match, Nazz turned up the cheers; she yelled at the top of her lungs. Marie saw and gathered the energy to barely win her match. Nazz gave her a hug after the match, she could see it made her so happy, and her In return. This is how she wants to see her everyday. Kevin saw this and decided to confront the both of them, Nazz saw the fear in her eyes- this girl wo used to have no problem beating him up. Kevin was angry, Nazz stepped in front of Marie and demanded why he was acting the way he was. He said because she was gay and trying to steal his girl. Nazz was furious, she was speechless, simply taking Maries hand and storming off. The next thing Marie knew, she was in the passenger seat of her Mazda 6.

 

Tell me everything, Nazz demanded, she wasn’t taking anything else but the truth. Marie got annoyed and asked if she would rather been with her boyfriend, than trying to take care of her, since they were hardly friends.  Nazz pulled off the road, grabbed her face, told  her firmly; Kevin was not her boyfriend, he was just a friend- was a friend. She demanded Marie tell her everything, Marie didn’t want to make her mad either, she gathered the strength to tell her that she was a lesbian, and how Lee hated her for it. Nazz asked why Kevin was ganging up on her with Lee, and if Kevin ever did anything on his own. Marie almost clammed up, but admitted what Kevin was doing to her at football practice. Nazz banged on her steering wheel at Kevin’s antics. Marie said that Kevin was not going to let her steal Nazz from him, Nazz spat out several fucks, turned to Marie and asked her; how long have you liked me? This made Marie freeze. Nazz told her how she felt bad for how she treated her, she did notice she had changed, and she thought she was cool, more than cool. This girl practically looked up to her from afar, wanting to be closer to her. Marie looked down at her lap, told her it was all her fault for falling in love with her, she recanted everything from the point she saw her in that swim suit years ago.

“You… wanna be with me… like girlfriends?”

“Ye-yeah… I’m sorry, I just- it’s stupid, I’m stupid. Even if you were gay; why would you be with me of all people.”

“You’re not stupid, Marie! You’re awesome, I just said that! I… I would be honored to be your girlfriend, dude, I give a shit about you. Nothing makes me more happier than you being happy.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah… and you’re… tough, so hardcore.  I’m yours, Marie, as long as you want me.”

“Really?”

“I just need to say it, huh; I love you, Marie!”

Nazz pulled off, she could see Maries spirit returning, finally the two girls were together. Marie had to be the girl Nazz wanted- herself. All these years dreaming, and wondering. Nazz had been paying attention, she knew most of the boys wanted her, except Jimmy, although she wasn’t the typical girl, couldn’t they see she was one of the guys, for a reason. That she wasn’t interested, or never flirted? There wasn’t really anybody she was actually attracted to, though she had a small crush on Sarah, she knew Sarah was straight- she was boy crazy and had a crush on Edd. There was always something about Marie, despite how she was- something about Marie itched her, that bad girl attitude of hers. One day they all setup the Ed’s after one of their scams epically failed, and the Kankers were there, she couldn’t help but watch Marie, she was still afraid of her, but the thought of dancing with danger. She saw a moment of compassion when they helped deal with Eddy’s brother. That night while everybody was hanging out, even them, she couldn’t keep her eyes from her. Jimmy asked if she liked her, curiously she asked why would he ask that, to which he quietly responded his gaydar was pretty good. Ah, that’s why he was never interested in her. In middle school, she was afraid of Marie still, but saw how she kept trying to talk to her, she just didn’t trust her, still, though willing to give her a chance- if only Kevin would leave her alone. Everybody thinks she and him are an item, they aren’t! He’s just a friend, the only other jock she’s close to. She realized Marie was different, and maybe they could be something, and she wouldn’t just gay bash her, like she used to think, if she came out in middle school, and asked her out. She even joined school teams, why would she do that, she always looked at her when she was on the football field- she could feel, she knew Marie was looking at her. But something happened, she’s not her usual self… she’s brooding… hurting, they were just getting back on track. She had to know what happened, she has to fix her Marie.  Somebody has answers. They don’t understand, they don’t know how much Maries sorrow hurts her. Kevin and Lee are ruining everything! She’s going to lose her heart before I can give her mine.

 

The next day at school Marie was feeling better, Nazz was happy for her, but she knew Lee had to be dealt with, she can fight if she has to. They walked in school together, the first thing that happened was Kevin tried to grab Nazz, suchba jealous not-boyfriend. Nazz snatched away; I’m not yours, we never dated, I’m hers, she yelled, don’t you ever touch her again, she yelled, grabbed Maries hand pulled her away. The two girls ran in to May and Sarah, the former saw the two holding hands, and gave them a hug, she apologized for not doing anything sooner, she was scared. Marie knew she tried, and told her she probably saved her that night. Lee saw the girls, sneering slurs at them, May stood with them with a glare, she wasn’t standing on the sidelines anymore, she would protect her big sister like she did before. This time Marie didn’t back down; she gave Lee a hard haymaker to the stomach and told her to fuck right off.  Lee knew she wasn’t going to be a match for all four of them.

Marie came back to her sports with renewed vigor; she took the football team to the finals, and knowing Nazz was in the crowd, in her cheerleading uniform; she took no prisoners on the wrestling mat. Marie was there for Nazz, she saw Marie threaten somebody to sit at the finish line of the track, and couldn’t help but giggle, Nazz wanted to get to Marie at that finish line, as fast as she could, at the swim meet she noticed that Marie had stolen her cheerleader uniform, again all she could do was laugh. Both of them won, showing up at school wearing their medals. The two girls had never been happier. It was like a fresh start for both of them, to get to know each other.

 

“Maybe I should get a motorcycle.”

“Now you wanna motorcycle?”

“Yeah, but something actually cool- not this grandpa bike, a sports bike,” she smirked.

“You like riding bitch on this ‘grandpa bike,' why you dissing it?”

“It just looks old.”

“It’s a Harley Sportser, it’s a classic!”

“And you look soo hot on it, too,” she kissed her, “but I just look like a model sitting on that thing.”

“Yeah… and,” she sneered,  “that’s why you look so hot on it.”

“But wouldn’t I look good on something sporty, wearing those tight leather riding suits?”

“Fuck yeah, ya would!”

 

This is everything and more that Marie wanted with Nazz, the girl she thought she was; kind, strong, and Nazz made her kinder as well… just not as gentle- to anybody else, but Nazz… and May. Alone together, Maries found out that Nazz has a devilish streak of her own.  Despite it all; they aren’t that different than each other.

“So… babe, you wanna dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

“Huh?”

“The Sophomore cotillion is coming up.”

“Yes, I’ll go to the dance with you,” she giggled, “and every other dance, my blue haired demon.”

“Can this be forever- I don’t wanna rush anything, but-,” she started.

“It’ll be me and you; we’ll stare in to the abyss together… and make it blink.”

“My heart is definitely yours,” she leaned on her, staring at the stars.

“Mine is yours,” she fiddled with the spiked bracelet Marie gave her, looking up.

[jaxrhapsody]

[jaxrhapsody]

You don't need 1999-2006 Cartoon Network lineup, Adult Swim, Toonami Meguzi, 1995-1998 Kids WB lineup, ABC TGIFriday, 1997 ABC's One Saturday Morning lineup, generations of Disney media, 1998-2008 Nickelodeon lineup, Fox's Kids Club, late 90s to cancelation after school lineup, various years primetime lineup, Fox Family and ABC Family saturday morning lineup, ALL in one fucking crossover story. Put down the meth.

[jaxrhapsody]

Why the fuck is nearly every Ed, Edd, Eddy fic on #ao3 fucking gay‽ Can't you people write anything else‽ 1,212 stories... 549 are Edd "Double Dee"/Kevin, 152 are Edd/Eddy, 118 are Edd "Double Dee"&Kevin, 21 of Edd&Eddys bro, 22 Ed/Edd. 862 fucking stories out of 1,212. The fuck is the variety‽ Shoutout to the writers, who can write something else.

While I'm at it; I CAN'T be the only one who thought Jimmy was the gay kid... and no Jimmy/Edd, Jimmy/Kevin? Who would even think Edd is gay over JIMMY, anyway‽ *Deep sigh* I'm not even getting in to the crossovers, that probably is most of the other 3XX stories...