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I am not... normal about him

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I rewatched the intro scene at least ten times.

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Scribbled my take on Boomie. Just a mishmash of his various versions. 😛

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this is just for and by the girlies

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.

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I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.

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Nothin' Good Starts in a Getaway Van ⁂ Quick and Dirty [AFAB] [AMAB] ⁂ No Use Mending BridgesConjugal Visit** Fluffy HCs ✧ | P2 ✧ NSFW Headcanons ⁂

Daddy-oh ⁂ Ice cream truck ⁑✧ Useful ⁂ Get Out of a Shitty Date Free Card ⁂ [Genderbent Flash/Captain Cold] You like it when I'm bad** SecretsCrunch

Asks:

Good deed ⁂ Thigh riding ⁂ Temperature play ⁂ | Lil more ⁂ Cold Burns ⁑

Good morning Central City ⁂ I'm not a skeptic anymore ⁂ Messing with you ⁑ Be Sweet To Me ⁂ Fucking around

Asks:

Oral Fixation ⁂ Tricked ya ⁑

[Reverse Flash] I could love you ⁂ [Reverse Flash] Didn't mean to fall in love [The Rogues + Reverse Flash] Pussy eating abilities ranked ⁂ [The Rogues] Kinks** [The Rogues] Casual Affection [Heat Wave] Wax/temp play ⁑ [Heat Wave] Friendly Fire

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Kitten and a boomerang

"Hey, where the hell did Digger x Blake come from? They don't even meet in the comics" Don't worry about it. Anyhow <3 a lazy morning for the local Catman and Cap. Boomerang

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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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hey guys just here to say that the new online safety act in the uk has blocked the suicide hotline

this is extremely problematic for very obvious reasons and i have no idea what the fuck this country is fucking coming to

childline has also been restricted

if you're a uk citizen and still haven't signed the petition please do so

even if you're not a uk citizen please reblog to spread the word !!!!!

this isn't safety, it's censorship

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This guy seems to get it. Sometimes test screeners are just wrong.

“Why would he save the squirrel” Just say you don’t get Superman and leave.