jayjojune86

[jayjojune86]

just ran into a guy who looked just like mike myers. two of us balled out. ended up giving me $10 and a pair of roller blades before disappearing into thin air.

[jayjojune86]

so i'm sitting outside the bar. completely geeked. puffin that fun-roll. when i look up and it looks like the the sky is falling! str8 chicken little moment. the neopeople city is detaching. why? who cares? i grab my za-bar, my hoagie, and my $50 sunglasses, and run inside to tell scary doug. he's watching the news about a giant balloon animal fighting the spear helicarrier. hold up. that's weird. so i lock myself in my office and watch an episode of Seinfeld. i come out, its all fine, there are three women outside my office (whaaatt??). champagne, confetti, a kangaroo?? shit goes crazy! terrible trip but i found a 5 on the floor

[jayjojune86]

i am not even gonna lie my “house made” salsa is just tostitos with some more salt mixed in. big time chef ova here

[jayjojune86]

on a boat. with a bottle of tequila. listening to kesha. had to document this. hype

[jayjojune86]

richard kahn is a narc and a fraud. should’ve been disbarred years ago when he decided health codes were also his business. unemployed behavior

OMG GUYS Forte vs SPEAR

this is cray-cray, the ACLU is here and they're going up against raymond kahn, literally saying un-people don't have legal rights. He's such a little bitch boy ngl, andrew tate ahh

[jayjojune86]

just ate a whole can of #mungbeans