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beach read - jegulus - july 21 - discord server microprompt challenge - word count: 240 - I'll give you virtual cookies if you can guess what book reg is reading!

Regulus was so wrapped up in chapter 55 of his book that he didn’t feel his boyfriend walk up beside him in the sand.

“What’re you reading that’s got you staring so intensely at a book?” James asked with a chuckle, plucking the novel out of his hand and bringing it up to his face.

Instantly, Regulus’s stomach dove to his toes and his heart raced even faster than it had been previously. He leapt up onto his towel and tried to snatch the book back. “It’s just a book!” he insisted, feeling himself go redder than he had been a few days ago when he’d forgotten sunscreen.

James, however, was infuriatingly tall and fast, and began twisting this way and that to evade Regulus grasp, even as he scanned the open page. “‘At least the rumours about wing-span correlating with the size of other parts were right.’ What the fuck are you reading?” His smile was huge and teasing, eyes sparkling with mirth.

“It’s a–a beach read,” Regulus growled, using James’s amusement to his advantage and grabbing the book back, snapping it shut and throwing it back in his bag.

The taller man laughed loudly. “Sure, Reg. If you consider smut a beach read, no judgement here. Just let me know what you read about later so we can reenact it, yeah?” he winked, sauntering away.

Regulus groaned, covering his face with his hands. It was suddenly very hot.

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beach read - jegulus - july 21 - discord server microprompt challenge - word count: 240 - I'll give you virtual cookies if you can guess what book reg is reading!

Regulus was so wrapped up in chapter 55 of his book that he didn’t feel his boyfriend walk up beside him in the sand.

“What’re you reading that’s got you staring so intensely at a book?” James asked with a chuckle, plucking the novel out of his hand and bringing it up to his face.

Instantly, Regulus’s stomach dove to his toes and his heart raced even faster than it had been previously. He leapt up onto his towel and tried to snatch the book back. “It’s just a book!” he insisted, feeling himself go redder than he had been a few days ago when he’d forgotten sunscreen.

James, however, was infuriatingly tall and fast, and began twisting this way and that to evade Regulus grasp, even as he scanned the open page. “‘At least the rumours about wing-span correlating with the size of other parts were right.’ What the fuck are you reading?” His smile was huge and teasing, eyes sparkling with mirth.

“It’s a–a beach read,” Regulus growled, using James’s amusement to his advantage and grabbing the book back, snapping it shut and throwing it back in his bag.

The taller man laughed loudly. “Sure, Reg. If you consider smut a beach read, no judgement here. Just let me know what you read about later so we can reenact it, yeah?” he winked, sauntering away.

Regulus groaned, covering his face with his hands. It was suddenly very hot.

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narcissa "stupid? or is it slow? maybe it's... useless? but there's a cuter word for it I know... MANCHILD!" malfoy after lucius spent years trying to bring voldemort back only to then act like a complete pussy

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Sirius looks and dresses like a cunty vampire

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*Hen overhears a conversation occurring in the bunk room*

Eddie: are you guys sure this is a good idea?

Buck: yeah Eds it’s totally safe!

Ravi: cmon man live a little

Eddie: fuck it, why not. lets do it

Hen, frantically: oh shit- BOBBY!!!!

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random student: Oi Pettigrew, was Potter fucking serious when-

Peter: no, Remus is fucking Sirius

random student: wha-

Peter: James IS fucking Regulus though

random student: that's not i- uh, was Potter being honest when he said that you guys weren't behind the hair colour changing potion in the pumpkin juice

Peter: oh

Peter: yeah James is fucking serious when he says that

random student: huh, I wonder who did it then

Peter: It was me. the others weren't involved

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rip james 🙏🏼

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slight nsfw if you catch my drift

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Regulus being a DE doesn't make me think about his views and his decisions. I just think about Voldemort cause literally wtf was a 16 going to do for you? He was still in school as far as we're aware so it's not like he was going to the meetings or battles. He was just chilling with the dark mark until Christmas holidays and then till summer. He enlisted a teenager for nothing, there was no benefit.

THEN voldy tries AGAIN however many years later with Draco and shockingly Draco wanted to back out too. MY GOD VOLDEMORT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A VILLAIN AT LEAST BE SMART ABOUT IT

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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

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i love that silly little ant sm

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toast - jegulus - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 331

“Hey baby, while you're out at the shop can you pick up some… umm” James shifted in his seat and flapped his hands. “You know... What's the word?”

Regulus was used to this kind of conversation. English wasn't James’ first language - he was as close to fluent as you can get but occasionally the correct word would escape him, and the more effort he put into trying to remember it, the harder it became.

Over the years, Regulus had learned that the easiest way to help James figure it out was by asking questions. Most people would leave James to it, assuming that he'd get there on his own given enough time. But James had confided in him once that he didn't like for people to watch him struggle, it made him feel stupid, but talking around the word would help him.

“I'm sure I can love, but I'm going to need a little bit more than that.” Regulus was already in the doorway, so he turned and leaned against the door jamb.

“Right, of course. It's the umm… it's in a packet. You use it for sandwiches.”

“Okay” Regulus offered. “Do we keep it in the fridge?”

James shook his head. “No, we keep it out.”

“Butter?”

“No, not that.” James scrubbed a hand through his hair. “It's not for inside sandwiches.”

“Cling film? Tin foil?” Regulus tilted his head thoughtfully - what else could be the “outside” of a sandwich? “Sandwich bags?”

“No none of those. It's… like cake?”

“Sandwich cake? Like a Victoria sponge?” Regulus was wracking his mind trying to think of anything else James could possibly mean, but one look at his boyfriend's face twisted in confusion told him he wasn't right.

Suddenly James’ face lit up as he exclaimed “Toast!”

Regulus smiled softly. “I can't buy toast Jamie.”

“No, I know. But that's what it is, raw toast”.

“Jamie, darling” Regulus' eyes were twinkling with mirth and a small chuckle escaped him. “Do you mean bread?”

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sirius: i cannot believe you’re dating my brother

james: i have taste

sirius: he used to collect dried beetles in a jar and whisper to them at night

regulus: they were traumatized, sirius

james: yeah pads, they were traumatized. dont be rude to your brother

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Ravi: hey bobby, who’s your second favourite firefighter?

Bobby: as captain, i don’t have- what do you mean second favourite?

Hen: well buck’s obviously first

Chim: yeah, that was a given. it’s the second favourite that we’ve got money on

Bobby: there are no favourites at all!

Buck: *comes upstairs* hey bobby, can i eat the last of the lasagna?

Bobby: of course! i’ll heat it up for you, go sit down

Buck: thanks pops! let me just grab my phone *goes back downstairs*

RaviChimHen: *silence*

Bobby: ..i see your point