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Eustace
So for Christmas, I was in Barnes and noble and saw this enderman plushy. Thinking my girlfriend would love it, I picked it up to give to her. Little did I know that I would be getting the exact same gift from her. So I named my Eustace. He never leaves my side while I'm at home (unless I leave him in bed). It is incredible how much this little guy means to me. As a big enderman fan, he already gets points in my book, but it was given to me by somebody who I care about deeply. It was given to me by the love of my life, and she has one as well. I hug, cuddle, and sometimes talk to him like he is a child. It helps me get through some rough moments where I miss her so much. Long distance relationships are tough. I would never recommend it to anybody. But if there is somebody you truly love, truly want to be with, chase them. It's not impossible to accomplish if you try your hardest to be with them. At the end of the day, you love them, they love you, and it is worth every ounce of effort to make them yours. I plan on marrying this girl one day. And I plan on reuniting our enderman. I have a year and a half to go, but every day the countdown gets smaller, and the light shines brighter. Soon is all I can really say. I love you so much :)
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