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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

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LOSING MY MIIIIIIND THIS IS SUCH A GOOD UPDATE!!!!!

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

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i can't stand kim dokja. his fictional crush who's the hottest man in entire existence becomes real and that man even becomes a woman in one arc and instead of counting his blessings and letting that woman peg him what does he do? die again. fuckass

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Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

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Hey dude. I noticed that you seem to be having a lot of symbolic association with the ouroboros icon and I just wanted to know if you were like. ok. or like, that you're experiencing time linearly and not stuck in an eternal loop of the same events.

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"this post has 10k to me" well to me it has 2 from my beloved mutuals

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

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me watching the knights seize everything in my accursed dungeon knowing theyll just be enthralled by my dark amulet and their souls trapped inside

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My day will be so normal and then I think about Mirabelle Chevalier and my day instantly gets better.

Cute girl with bonus of instant buff of +30% happiness and joy

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He died doing what he loved. Being fatally injured.