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at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

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"Who would you choose to play you in a movie about your life?"

My life is not nearly exciting or dramatic enough to be turned into a movie and I'd like to keep it that way.

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who is she

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"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.

six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.

point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but it won't build you the the muscles.

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I finally colored this sketch from years ago, and also I'll be in the SDCC artist alley (table HH-24!) in like a week. See ya there! 😘🌸

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Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

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or, alternatively: welcome to jasmine dragon. would you like jasmine or dragon?

based on an incorrect quote i saw in a different fandom

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Someday i wish we got an actual adaptation of the original addams family comics. Like look at this, when did we ever get this

This are the actual words by the author

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hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

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We need more holidays.

Everyone make up a holiday, please.

My first entry is going to be Deluxe Brunch Goblins where we dress up in an outfit that we have wanted to wear for awhile (and/or an old favorite) and eat breakfast food for a few hours and talk about goblins.

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been seeing some discourse on what makes a real witch and i'm just wondering

have we come full circle? lmao

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the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

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It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

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Making your bed traps the bugs in there

I love messy beds actually

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Get some fans if they aren't all sold out, try and make a cross berries across the house

Its currently 33°C in Sweden, which is really fucking hot and people are struggling, AND OF COURSE American / Australian fuckers have to chime in like ROFL YOU THINK THAT'S HOT???? MY CUNT IS LITERALLY ON FIRE AS WE SPEAK NOW THAT'S HOT HA HA HA

Like YEAH? You're used to the heat? It's a NORDIC COUNTRY, WE'RE NOT USED TO TEMPERATURES OVER 20-23°C DURING THE SUMMER??? actually fuck off I hate you all.

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Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs