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“before, i could only trust myself. now i can only trust you, and they’ve taken you away from me” chris carter when i catch you chris carter.

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so glad i’m not the only one who noticed that in 1x24, also i may js be going insane but sometimes whenever scully is introduced to someone they kinda give her a look ???? idk the 90s were smth man

I get mad when people on the X-file call Dana "Miss Scully"

Like that's Dr Scully to you, Bitch

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i agree

that's it. that's the post.

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ever since the ripe age of 13 i’ve always been confused why war/violence between countries happens when political leaders could just 1v1. or kiss. i personally think the world would be a better place if the latter happened

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the entire house fandom:

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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autopsy date or wtv those freaks do instead of confessing

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House and Mulder are weirdly similar

They’re both the eccentric genius in their respective professions and everyone admires them but is deterred by them in some way (House because he’s obnoxious and Mulder because he’s spooky) and they have outlandish theories that are always correct and they have something going on with a coworker/coworkers.

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when i first started watching i already knew that scene existed since i saw pics online but had no idea it was so early on in s1 that when i saw it i had to take a lap around my room

I've known I was going to be obsessed with The X files ever since Mulder held Scully's face for 5 seconds in Beyond the Sea and my brain short circuited so badly I had to pause it and take a 10 minute break

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literally everyone has said it before but glee is fucking insane. the episode can open with kurt dancing to single ladies in his mental asylum of a basement and then 10 minutes later we find out quinn is pregnant bc according to her hot tub temperatures allow sperm to swim faster. and sue blackmails figgins with his commercial for compression socks. i dont think i’ve laughed this much for an episode of television ever

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whenever i remember abt the gilly box for gillian anderson in x files it always gives me a lil chuckle bc what do you mean they filmed entire scenes on that thing. and sometimes she would fall off ???? cut david duchovny at the knees

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guys !!! it’s summer and you know what that means *turns into a biblically accurate mabel pines and flies away on a suspiciously waddles shaped pig*

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HEY YOU.

look at these two gorgeous women

happy pride to the foundations of our community. ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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was thinking abt the trump elon divorce then my mind somehow traveled to spiderverse lore and how we’re the only universe without a spider man. idk what this implies but tell me someone gets it

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being a lesbian and having a lesbian friend is so awesome and cool bc you could be talking abt wtv and one could say “h-o-t-t-o-g-o” and the other would immediately respond with “you can take me hot to go”