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Blake: You’re all forgetting the most superior opening, Dragon Soul.
PYJ: ??
Blake: it’s the only one we got on Menagerie
Jaune: Fuck that is the best one.
Yang: I already got my own theme planned out. Like, the Grimm and bad guys are terrorizing a town, and then in the distance they hear,
Yang: Dragon, dragon... Rock the dragon... Dragon Ball Z~!.
Pyrrha: I've been more partial to the Argus version.
Yang: NOOO! NO! THAT ONE SUCKS!
Pyrrha: No, it doesn't. It's the one that goes,
Pyrrha: Dragon, dragon! Dragon Ball... DRAGON BALL ZEEEEEEEEEE~!.
Yang: No, that's not-
Pyrrha: You have to do the "ZEEEEEEEEE~!" until it hurts.
Jaune: I mean, I'd prefer it we come over the hill going,
Jaune: CHA-LA~! HEAD CHA-LA~!.
Yang: ...I like that one, too...
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And somehow he's still…Cooler
You give one of the best villains a non-canonical brother, and you do nothing to differentiate him from the original.
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Jesus Christ I made ONE post about being a leftist now the MAGA shit lords have infested my for you. GIVE ME BACK MY RWBY SHITPOSTS
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I mean yeah. Now understand that I’m talking from the perspective of an American, so we’ll use that as a base. The system itself, upon which all institutions were built on, is inherently flawed and not designed with everyone in mind. That’s why Thomas Jefferson was a promoter of a living Constitution: tearing it up every 20 years and redrafting it to fit with the times. Additionally, if we look at history, most majors changes had to happen due to some level of violence, the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, even the social revolutions of the 60s - 80s had violent riots. Change does not happen unless the people are heard, and no is heard if they operate how the system tells them to.
To further explain let’s take the police example. The police first started off a department of slave catchers, back when that was a thing. If we look at the progression, almost nothing about the police has changed, from their primary targets to the methods they use. They just swapped whips and nets for bullets and tasers. If such an institution existed and persisted with such little change, would it not make sense to scrap and replace it when it’s purpose is inherently evil, and no longer functions to serve society in a productive manner?

The left hates EVERYTHING America stands for.
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got milp?
Jaune has a shirt that says MILP
Man
I
Love
Pyrrha
I’ve had this in my notebook for literally months
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AHHHHHHH WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN
Follow-up commission for @comicbookcorps of another drawing they commissions HERE
These designs were done by me a while ago of them in their hypothetical third year. Also it should surprise no one to know my laptop was NOT happy with me after I started adding the confetti
Want some art of your own? [Buy Me A Ko-Fi]
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Don't mind me, I'm just gonna slide this in here really quick
If your boyfriend tells you he’s looking into buying podcast equipment, and you do nothing to stop him, when I’m president and I sign an executive order to finally prosecute men with podcasts, you will be charged as an accessory to a crime. Just some food for thought
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He's just a bit grumpy


Forgot to post this. Also, Jaune got tiny feet. 😭
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GoL: Why is that Arc child still resentful towards me, hey you, follower of mine? Did you send Arc that girlfriend? you know the red-headed green eyed one? The invincible girl?
Angel: ...oh uhm...what girlfriend sir?
GoL: ...I told you three months ago... to send him a girlfriend.
Angel: You mean...kill him and his friends, right?
GoL: Oh my me, Is that why everyone has been dying around him and why he is physically and emotionally dead!?
Angel: He-he-he looks fine...he's taking it pretty well!
GoL: This explains so much.
Angel: Im sure we can fix th-hyruc! *getting choked out*
GoL: Uh oh...uhm Pyrrha, my child, please don't kill him.
Pyrrha: You mean to tell me... I died because of you MISINTERPRETED GODS WILL!? *doing the choking*
Angel: *dying*
Pyrrha: I'll send you to the after-after life!
GoL: *rubbing temples*
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I have an idea…let me cook
GoD: Yeesh, someone’s cranky
GoL: Yeah, feathers for brains didn’t listen when I told him to send that Arc kid a girlfriend. And now the broad’s pissed
GoD: Well for someone who just learned their demise was accidental she’s taking it pretty well.
GoL: I suppose
GoD: At least she hasn’t found out they were supposed to be married by now
*record scratch*
Pyrrha, with flaming green eyes: WHHHATTTTTTT?!?!!!
Angel: Oh no
GoL, at the purple one: WHY?!
GoD: …aight, imma head out
GoL: Why is that Arc child still resentful towards me, hey you, follower of mine? Did you send Arc that girlfriend? you know the red-headed green eyed one? The invincible girl?
Angel: ...oh uhm...what girlfriend sir?
GoL: ...I told you three months ago... to send him a girlfriend.
Angel: You mean...kill him and his friends, right?
GoL: Oh my me, Is that why everyone has been dying around him and why he is physically and emotionally dead!?
Angel: He-he-he looks fine...he's taking it pretty well!
GoL: This explains so much.
Angel: Im sure we can fix th-hyruc! *getting choked out*
GoL: Uh oh...uhm Pyrrha, my child, please don't kill him.
Pyrrha: You mean to tell me... I died because of you MISINTERPRETED GODS WILL!? *doing the choking*
Angel: *dying*
Pyrrha: I'll send you to the after-after life!
GoL: *rubbing temples*
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“SAY DRAKE 😀”
Can you imagine having someone make a diss track on you where you publicly accuses you being a pedo. Not only that but the song blows up. Every club in the world is playing it, corporate brands are referencing it on twitter, the guy gets to sing at the Super Bowl because it before winning 5 Grammys with the crowd of celebrities singing along to it and dancing. The guy you got a tattoo of has even sung to it. It was so bad that your response track wasn’t even a diss track, it was a defense track.
How can you ever come back from that?
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I miss this show so much I fucking hate cliffhanger cancelations
SANTA CLARITA DIET | MORAL GRAY AREA
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Oh my god he’s Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy
The Arc curse...?
Ruby: You know, Jaune.
Jaune: Hm?
Ruby: Y-You're handsome
Jaune: Thank you. *Smiles*
Ruby: Can... Can I take your hand?
Jaune: No, is mine.
Ruby:...
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Yang: What are you going to do tonight?~
Jaune: Sleep
Yang: Without me?~💕
Jaune: Yeah, I'm a big boy now. I can sleep alone.
Yang:...
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Weiss: Hey, do you wanna get out of here?
Jaune: And go where?
Weiss: Wanna come to my place?
Jaune: Nah, is to far. How about McDonald's?
Weiss:...
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Blake: I'm so wet.
Jaune: How? I don't see any water.
Blake: No, like you're making me wet.
Jaune: Do I look like water to you?
Blake:...
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Pyrrha: I like your shirt.
Jaune: Me too.
Pyrrha: *Chuckles* You're funny.
Jaune: That's not my name.
Pyrrha:...
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RWBYP: (My God, how can he be so dumb. I love him💕)
#rwby#lancaster#white knight#knightshade#dragonslayer#arkos#colorguard#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#drax the destroyer#guardians of the galaxy#marvel
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“Don’t be rash-”
👊🏽💥
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
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