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The World According to Jeff Goldblum | Official Trailer

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Interviewer: Why do you think Spider-Man is such an important part of the MCU, because there may be be a little divorce happening.

Jeff Goldblum: ???

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im so protective of jeff and emilie i saw like a few days ago someone interrupted their date night to take selfies with them and im STILL mad about it. don’t interrupt them when they’re out for a date night or i’ll haunt your dreams and tell you how disappointed i am in you and your choices.

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it’s been exactly one year today since jeff rubbed his face on mine and told me he loved me and honestly? it’s been too long.

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What do I wear when I want to feel sexy?

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Jeff Goldblum in The Mountain (2019)

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Do you believe your dreams are imaginary, or that they’re real?                                                                                                             real?

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21 things about me and 21 tagged

I was tagged by @charlesdances​ which seriously made me so, so happy??? thank you???? I don’t know how to handle someone actually wanting to know about me hahaha oh boy.  anyways! yes thank you for the tag!!

nickname/s: ash, uni (short for unicorn), pir (short for pirate), and glitzy... I’ve circled around a few different internet haunts with different names so I have a ton of nicknames my friends refer to me by.  Ash is the obvious one that everyone calls me by. zodiac sign: sagittarius (sun), capricorn (moon) height: 5′2″ hogwarts house: hufflepuff last thing I googled: “physical expressions when someone is ashamed” ....can you tell I’m a writer? lmfao I was trying to make sure I’d correctly explained how a character looked ashamed. fave music: alternative rock, rock, some alternative hip hop, some punk, some pop... I tend to have a very, very broad taste in music and can like just about anything tbh.  but I pry listen to/gravitate towards alternative rock the most. song stuck in my head: do I wanna know? by the arctic monkeys what I follow: a suuuper wide variety of stuff.  my main blog is just a mix. followers: 🤫 do I get asks: yes! I have a few requests I’ve been dying to do forever, people used to send me their jeff goldblum dreams which was always a real treat, and I just get a lot of random asks here and there.  I LOVE it.  so, so much.  even if I don’t have time to respond to them quickly, I just really love them... it gives me the warm fuzzies when someone takes time out of their day and chooses it to talk to me :> amount of sleep: I need much, much more.  Right now I’m getting around 4 - 6 hours during the week and 6 - 9 hours on the weekends. lucky numbers: I honestly don’t think I have one? like... I used to be so stunned by this question because I never could come up with one or even think about any lucky coincidental numbers that’d happened in my life.  eventually I just started telling people it was 23 instead of explaining that I don’t think I have one. what I’m wearing: tank-top and some little cotton shorts with cute cartoon unicorns on them, cause I’m adorable. dream job: published author!!!!  making a living off my writing!!!!!! please!!! dream trip: a year-long tour throughout europe, where I spend multiple months in the biggest countries so I can really soak in the day-to-day and get a feel for the places, and get to experience everything I want to experience. favorite food: PASTA.  also, mac n cheese.  which... i guess is a pasta?  my mom specifically showed up at my house one day and handed me a pot she bought special for me when she saw it in the store because it had a built-in strainer and she was like, “cause you make so much mac n cheese” lmfao  instruments: that I play? that I like?  I don’t play any, but I love watching people play guitar, bass, piano, or the violin. languages: english and then some very butchered, very weak spanish.  I’m trying to force myself to get back into strengthening it again so I can speak it more fluently. favorite songs: juice by lizzo, betterman by honors, the drug in me is you by falling in reverse, do i wanna know? by arctic monkeys (this one has a very personal attachment to me), heroin by badflower, me and my shadow by jeff goldblum and the mildred snitzer orchestra ft. sarah silverman, thank u jeff by james corden, medication by damian marley, stephen marley, wiz khalifa, lying is the most fun... by p!atd, i don’t care by fall out boy, the sharpest lives by mcr, and like so many more  random fact: this month will be my nine-year anniversary of working at a men’s prison. (and you wonder why my dream is to be able to quit work and instead do something I love? lmfao) aesthetic: baby pink and bright blue, fluffy, big cotton candy, uncontrollable, contagious laughter spilling over until you cry, unicorns, flower crowns, baby deer, golden retrievers wagging their tail so hard, their whole body shakes, the golden age of piracy (romanticized), and GLITTER

tagging: whoever wants to do this! no! seriously!!!  I really do want to get to know all of you who follow this blog, especially if you’ve been following for some time!  Names I recognize always pull me to their blogs, and I read your guys’ tags and the stuff you say when you reblog it.  SO YEAH I really do want to get to know you!  So if you feel like sharing, copy this and @ me so I can see it!!!!

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me, watching jeff play tag/hide-n-seek with charlie on emilie’s Instagram story:

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okay, but...... that outfit jeff wore in LV while filming an episode for his upcoming show? 😍😍😍

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snackable💙💜💛😜 

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JEFF GOLDBLUM 2019 Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Los Angeles | February 24, 2019