jeffreywoodsgf

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idk the context behind this but im not gonna question it

i think gerard way should kill harry styles

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Happy Birthday to Jeff The Killer!! (2/6) 🎂🎉💓

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Jeff: Turn around.

Jeff: No, turn the other way.

Jeff: Wrong way again.

Y/N: Jeff, where are you?

Jeff: At home, but the idea of you twirling around trying to find me is really fucking adorable to me.

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i want to shift to creepypasta so bad.

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Jeff after failing a mission: I hate everything in the world I hate my friends, my family, my life and I swear the next person that walks through the door I’m gonna-

Y/N walks in: Hi Jeff!

Jeff: -give them a kiss on the cheek, come here baby.

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*[Y/N] placing a cucumber behind EJ discreetly*

*EJ, turning around and jumping five feet into the air, hissing*

Jeff: what the fuck.

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Toby: We all know you like them.

Jeff: I don’t like Y/N, shut up.

Toby, widely grinning: I never said who.

Jeff: …

Jeff: Listen-

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How the creeps hug you, from best to worst

BEN- very soft, comfortable, tiny pillow. Gives those hugs around ya neck

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Toby- bone crushing hugs, but you feel the love

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LJ- picks you up and spins you around, has dropped you before (oops)

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Hoodie- gentle hug, kinda limp and unmotivated, normal, boring.

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Masky- does the "awkward dad hand taps" on your back, probably doesn't like hugs?

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Jeff- hugs you way too tightly, not as much as Toby, but it's the one that gives you a headache

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EJ- very unresponsive, just stands there awkwardly :(

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Jeff: What the hell???

Slender: Language.

Jeff: You’re right. That was such a mellow reaction, let me try again.

Jeff: What the FUCK???

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“jeff the killed” IM FUCKING CRYING LMAO

cant wait to finally write my fanfiction where jane kills jeff over and over. jeff the killed

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you’re telling me jeff had not ONE button up shirt? not even a nice sweater? a v-neck? NOTHING? his definition of casually dressy was a crusty white hoodie??? how did he have a pair of dress pants but not a nice shirt????????? like wtf are the dress pants for if you don’t have a shirt???? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

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would the creepypastas k1ll me without a second thought? probably. do i still want to be friends with them? fuck yeah.

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sad teenager 🤝 finding comfort in characters that are meant to be horrifying

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Slender: What are you doing?

Toby: I’m teaching Y/N how to summon a demon.

Slender, unfazed: Alright, as long as you’re careful.

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Sully: YOU’RE UGLY WHEN YOU LIE JEFF!

Jeff: IM NOT LYING!

Sully: THEN WHY ARE YOU UGLY?!

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pov: one more thing went wrong

i swear if one more thing goes wrong i will listen to partners in crime by set it off and go back into my creepypasta phase

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jeff: hey.. I like you romantically...

y/n: well I like you friendship-ally

jeff: how dare you make words up just to reject me