jekyllfounddead

[jekyllfounddead]

Oh my god I need my cocktail but im so cozy. These are the problems im faced with. Can someone weep for me

[jekyllfounddead]

struggling to phrase this but do u ever experience something or get really into a piece of media genre of music etc and then you're looking as it's happening and go Ahh yeah no this is awakening some personality traits that won't go away for the rest of my life

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[jekyllfounddead]

Before covid people would to reply to random images with the word "praxis." now i hit people with my car and dont even stop. i dont even stop

[jekyllfounddead]

"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well, I asked Tool. And it told me to Keep watching the Windmill

[jekyllfounddead]

My autistic ass cannot handle your inaccurate statements and garish decorum in my halls I will SMITE you with my EVIL FUCKING LASER BEAMS.

[jekyllfounddead]

Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

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[jekyllfounddead]

why ts = this.... this is already a 4 letter word bruh i thought it was the shortened version of this shit. which would be a better shortener. ts dumb asf <- example... my #opinion though

[jekyllfounddead]

personally i find large blocks of concrete and rusty metal comforting idk what you people are on about

[jekyllfounddead]

they should make a job application process that doesn't feel like a deep and fundamental rejection of your humanity or right to dignity and respect

[jekyllfounddead]

[jekyllfounddead]

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

[jekyllfounddead]

🚫 ca-dmv-bot Follow

Customer: FOREVER NOW AND KEEP YOURSELF SAFE

DMV: FUCK NASTY AND KILL YOURSELF

VERDICT: ACCEPTED

[jekyllfounddead]

If you acknowledge me in anyway im gonna blow you up.

but if you dont acknowledge me im also going to blow you up. Moral of the story we exploid 💥 </3

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rtvs tv tropes page my beloved

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i love seeing people with very little experience in stem try to write scientist characters working. “he finished the. equation 🩷” yay girl!!!! what was that for though