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if your website doesn't have a reject all button for cookies then i fucking hate you
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do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day
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Back in the past this blog was run by another person who happened to be me but much worse.
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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
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I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually
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oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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just you and me and my evil shadow self who keeps coming back and third wheeling even though we defeated him
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