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This is the Money Tubbs!

Like to charge! Reblog to finally get back all the money you’re owed from that one mooch who just sits around waiting for you get paid so they can ask for a loan they keep not paying back.

Yeah, that’s right. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you?

DON’T YOU, KAREN???

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PSA

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Reblog to lower the amount of drunk drivers! 

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Ah yes the moment I knew I was done for 

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if you think julian “let me jump out of this window” larson won’t make sure he has the biggest “sup fucks i’m alive” entrance in the world, we’re going to need to have a talk. because that drama queen is probably buying the fog machine and unicorn he will ride in on as we speak.

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me age 13: OMG!!! TEAM EDWARD!!!!! I LOVE TWILIGHT!!! TEAM EDWARD TEAM EDWARD TEAM EDW

me age 16: i fucking hate twilight i never want to see it again get it away from me what the fuck  was wrong with me

me age 18: omg wtf twilight isn’t so bad but why was i ever team edward he’s so abusive and controlling jacob is clearly the superior choice for bella i’m team jacob forever now

me age 20: Jacob Black is the epitome of the “nice guy” who plays heavily into “friendzone” culture. Bella has, on multiple occasions, told Jacob she has no romantic interest in him yet he continues to peruse her, even forcing himself on her against her will. She punches him after he forces a kiss on her but since he is a werewolf her hand bounces off his face and it’s laughed off as a joke while Jacob faces no real consequences for his actions. While Edward has exhibited abusive and controlling behavior, he stands in contrast to Jacob. Jacob will not stop pushing Bella to admit she has feeling for him while Edward, with the exception of a few minor incidents, takes the high road and doesn’t engage in Jacob’s childish and harmful practices. He does his best to protect Bella from harm and protect her ability to chose a human life or a life with him. What is really interesting is the Team Edward/Team Jacob culture that was perpetuated by this fandom when Bella Swan was the protagonist. Bella was essentially erased from the narrative by fans who wanted her with either Jacob or Edward and her choices were narrowed down to a controlling emo 100 year old vampire or a whiny man child werewolf. I am team Bella Swan and I support her ability to choose the life she wants. (Reference: Meyer, Stephenie. Twilight. , 2005. Print.)  

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Society: Were do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: At the cemetery

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last one!

Simon and Izzy. Getting ready for bedtimes.

aka. No one will get any sleep because Simon introduced Izzy to video games and she’s loving murdering zombies in Dead Rising. 

[malec ver.] [clace ver.]

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A young Jonathan Shadowhunter! 

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Robert, confused by his dreams about that time he went totally heterosexually skinny dipping with Michael in a hallucinogenic lake.

I meant to make it sad but it ended up kind of cute. It’s cutesad

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Jonathan receiving the Mortal Instruments.

Happy Birthday @cassandraclare !! Thank you for the inspiring stories and for being such a kind, supportive and inclusive friend! 

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Benedryl. Ice packs (crack and work)

MEDIC ALERT 3

Cosplay Medic Corps has a BRAND NEW tackle box that is going to be painted and filled with Coplay Medic Gear and will to taken to cons to help

So far we’ve got:

band-aids

neosporin

pain killers (ibuprofen and Tylenol)

sanitary napkins and tampons

duct tape of three different colors

safety pins

hairbrush

scissors

a small sewing kit

a glasses repair kit

emergency water bottles

What else should we put in it?

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Dear people who don't have epilepsy

There are different types of seizures and no. Not all of us shake No. You’re not funny by imitating what you think a seizure looks like in fact it’s quite insulting Yes. I really have no idea what’s going on when I have a seizure Yes. It is serious No. I am a NORMAL HUMAN Don’t make fun of me because I can’t drive Yes I could die at any moment but technically you could too I am fine thank you.

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Donder’s Crown

(Dancer & Cupid & Comet & Blitzen & Dasher)

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