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People were acting dramatically as if Stranger Things 5 would look like a Grease situation where late-30 middle-aged men with beard shadows and receding hairlines are playing high schoolers, when it's just young adults of early 20s who look like they could be 18 are said to be 16. This is literally just fine, you drama queens.

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please someone write this a fanfic and send me the link

dr henry loomis is so cute ugh i want him to talk to me about different sub species of dinosaurs and all these facts but struggling to talk because im sucking him off and if he stops talking i stop so if he wants to cum he has to keep talking

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Henry's such a pookie.

The real reason to see Jurassic World: Rebirth is that at some point Jonathan Bailey's character, Dr. Henry Loomis, says that his ideal way to die is to be buried in a thin layer of silt because "that's the best way to become a fossil".

He also says that killing a dinosaur with a neurotoxin would be a sin.

He's kind of the best character (tied with Mahershala Ali's character Duncan Kincaid) and I can't wait to see tumblr's reaction to him.

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Gonna think I've fallen in love with Destruction. Like, Gods, that man made me swoon. Look at that man stepping right out of life, that face, that hair, that smile, that soothing caring voice, as he's living that Greek island life under the mediterranean sun cooking, painting, making poetry, petting his pet. Those muscles that could hold me right that can wield an axe or sword just like that. Oh, I would let him destroy my body juuuuust right. I would be a good dog ... boy, a good boy.

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Jurassic World Rebirth

Appreciate that while there are scenes with flirty/romantic chemistry between ScarJo's character with Johnny and Mahershala, there is no actual love story, no couple building, no kiss or anything made actual whatsoever.

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"A sweet pretty slender young girl hiding something Lovecraftian between her legs" - has he watched too much Drawn Together lately?

Come ON

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btw, shipping yelena is the same as shipping a lesbian with a man hope this helps!

"it was just the comics!!" okay that logic cool fine, its the same as shipping someone who is a lesbian in the comics with man cus yk, they could be straight movies guys 🥺 stfu you hate aro ace people admit it

its the same as shipping a guy whos gay in comics with a woman in movies!

im not even aroace, this is coming from a bisexual dude, yall just are being super fucking weird about aroace peeps, god let them have any fucking rep i pray to god you all are so annoying!

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Jack O'Connell becoming the literal cult icon of 2025 horror does feel deserved. I gonna be a devout O'Connell follower.

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People will be going to go wild about Zootopia 2's Mayor Gigachin Musclechest Hairinthewind Smolderface

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*watchingwatching*

*wait, is he? Am I getting a vibe? Was there a past?*

*watchingwatching*

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

Clown in a Cornfield (2025) Directed by Eli Craig

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This is so fucking funny

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There will be people out there: Ugh, the doctor cried in every episode, he's so whiny. If I had to summarize in one word, it's: Sad tears!

The Doctor: JOY! This has been an absolute JOY! If I had to use only one word: JOY!

And I agree, most episodes I barely noticed "The Tear" or remember it but his Smile is burned into my brain, his laughter, his shine.

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Episode one Belinda: breaks up with her boyfriend because he’s a controlling misogynistic prick who wants her to conform to the role of wife and mother, when he later kidnaps her to force her to marry him she calls him an incel and explodes him

Episode eight Belinda: I can’t help you with the battle I’m no use at saving the world, the best thing I can do is stand in this box with my daughter and be a mother, I love being a mother, please rewrite my entire timeline so that I have a daughter, I’m so glad this right wing incel fascist rewrote reality so that women are wives and mothers because that means I am a mother to my daughter

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Belinda in episode 1: Ewww, my ex was an incel who tried to force me into marriage to enforce traditional gender roles and hierarchy upon me. And don't you dare Doctor even to sonic-scan my body without my consent.

Belinda in episode 8: Radcon force-wished me into a marriage and a daughter upon me without consent or respect for my bodily autonomy. Doctor, please rewrite time so that she was my daughter all along by a father none of us ever heard of before. That's totally fine.

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Has England already run out of new actors that they already need to recycle old ones repeatedly?

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i had to

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Just read the emotionally most impactful chapter I've ever read (chapter 10) in the most important fanfic I've ever read.

washed a dozen times, still pink - Chapter 1 - captaincornwall - SAS: Rogue Heroes (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

depicting immediately after liberation the effects of cocentration camp horror on queer prisoners with pink triangles