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I’m starting to feel bored with sex with my mans?? Like it’s not bad at all, his dick is perfect & I love it & it’s not even boring sex it’s kinky & hot but like

We only fuck when we get fucked up & it’s basically the same routine & same shit every time, same type of porn even

Idk what’s wrong with me?

** Back 5 min later bc I think I figured it out??

Okay like I fuckin love eating my mans ass & using some toys & fingers & I even enjoy fucking him with a strap on more than I thought I would HOWEVER he also!!! likes it waaaaayyyyyy more than I think he expected to so now he fucking loves making me pleasure him every which way, wanting me to take control & be the dom & he’s the sissy sub. Like he loves wearing my lingerie and fishnets and while he looks hot in the nets, idk dude I’m just not super into is switching rolls like this I guess, at least to the extent he’s wanting :( wah

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things that make you go hmm

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well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors

respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised

calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you

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Konstantin Tarasov  -  https://pixmilk.tumblr.com  -  https://vk.com/pixmilk  -  https://twitter.com/pixmilk  -  https://www.deviantart.com/pixmilk

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Revolutionary parenting hack:

If your child is in the middle of some activity and clearly enjoying it (and wasn't supposed to be doing something else instead), DO NOT interrupt them and have them do chores that will "only take 5 minutes or so!"

You haven't asked them to do anything before they got out the Legos, started reading a chapter of their book or painting the complicated picture, or began playing their video game.

As a result of being repeatedly interrupted, they will learn that their presence in public space of the household=availability to do chores, so they will make themselves scarce so you can't find them and order them around. They will also become suspicious of your efforts to engage with them as they play, as they've learned that these pleasantries are a prelude to "Take out the trash", or "move your boots and vacuum the entryway, there's dirt everywhere ".

"But I need my children to help me around the house!", I hear you cry. I understand. Children should not be treated like royalty and left to their own devices 24/7.

An alternative is to give the kids a clearly delineated chore chart and stick to it, resisting the urge to add anything to it. There are some chores that are easier and quicker with two people, though. A (in my opinion) even better option is to divide the child's day into "on-duty" and "off-duty " time. When they're on-duty, you can interrupt them as before, but you have *consulted with your child beforehand * and they understand that during this time they can relax, but they must be ready to jump in and lend a hand.

That way they won't start trying to level up in their video game or break out the clay and make stuff. When they are off-duty, you leave them alone and their only responsibilities are to clean up whatever mess they make at the end of this time.

Also, if they are tearing around the house or whining about being bored, don't make them do chores so they will "have something to do"; this could make the child conflate extra chores with punishment for whining and make them reluctant to help out when you randomly tell them to at other times because they might think they're being punished but they have NO IDEA WHAT THEY DID. And IMO children should see chores as things everyone has to do no matter what, not punishments.

I may seem unqualified to offer parenting advice as I have no kids, but I was talking with my dad today and he said: "I wish you didn't hide from us in your room so much, but every time your mom walked by she'd give you a chore to do, so I can't blame you for that." A kid who hides in their room to play has an entirely different relationship to the family than the child who sprawls on the livingroom floor and excitedly describes the city they are building out of Legos.

And today, in times of Covid I play a complicated game of hide-and-seek with my mother as I try to do my online coding homework and apply for jobs. I am now attempting to turn my bedroom into my own tiny office because if I work in our home office, she'll find me and go "I can't attach this file to my email," and so on.

Children *have* to obey their parents when they are young. But true respect and honoring collective responsibilities is stronger than forced obedience. If you demonstrate to your children that you respect them and their time, they will reciprocate.

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“are you ok?” lol fuck no

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Life.

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Thee Stallion ✨

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A capybara running along the bottom of a river  

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Anyone else feel like the minute that you get in front of a doctor, all the physical and mental symptoms you are acutely aware of over the past months feel like they never happened and you just in front of the doctor gaslighting yourself as you try to explain the things you know you experienced

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pacific rim was really like “our giant monster-killing robots are powered by the tender, intimate, powerful connection of soulmates - romantic, platonic, or familial” and i’ve never recovered from how the sheer brilliance of that concept made me feel

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Do people still have nsfw accounts?? Is that still a thing???

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2017

been thinking about a butt tattoo lately (as well as plenty others) but like i have no idea what i would want???

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2017

bout to go smoke some coffee, drink some minecraft, and play some bongs ✌