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New story today - Story 600!: "Where Does Time Go?"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#friend#friends#time#summer#summer afternoon#summer day#backyard#social media#photo#high school#memory#age#passing time#life#Earth#Sun#red giant#Big Bang#enjoy life when you can
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New story today: "The Audience Really Does Make the Show"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#wrestling#professional wrestling#wrestlers#announcer#referee#wrestling ring#venue#venue mix-up#audience#audience members#not the regular audience#Shakespeare#Shakespearean actors#Romeo and Juliet#director#venue owner#enthusiastic audience
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New story today: "Retail Time Vs.. Real-World Time"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#retail#real world#retail time#real-world time#department store#shopper#employee#back to school#Halloween#Thanksgiving#Christmas#Winter Wonderland#slushy#summer vacation#where did summer go
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New story today: "We Interrupt This Work Meeting With Family Chaos"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#work#work meeting#remote work#video conference#parent#working parent#kids#family#family chaos#kids in the background of a video conference#forgot to mute the microphone
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New story today (delayed a week due to Internet issues): "4th of July Perspectives"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#4th of July#holiday#time off#American Revolutionary War#General Washington#Continental Army#soldiers#irony#irony of enslaved soldiers in the American Revolutionary War#Declaration of Independence#Juneteenth#fireworks#parties#communications
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New story today: "Could You Water the Plants While I'm Away?"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#friend#friends#work#conference#customer#customer service#manager#trip#airport#work conference#pick up the mail#water the plants#garden#backyard#backyard garden#garden maze#plants#flowers#fruit#vegetables#legumes#pollinator#butterfly#so many plants#too much water#water restriction
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New story today: "Better Not Forget About Father's Day"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#family#sibling#siblings#dad#mom#adult children#cats#Father's Day#better not forget about Father's Day#I forgot to post this story before Father's Day
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New story today: "Unexpected Roommate"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#resident#contractor#condo#mouse#air ducts#air conditioning#humane trap#mouse removal#going overboard#overreaction
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New story today: "Filling Up the Car With Rocket Fuel"
#the skewed life#humour#humor#comedy#friend#friends#car#gas#gas station#filling up the tank#$1 a gallon gas#too good to be true#attendant#gas station attendant#sign a consent#experiment#almost have liftoff#near-light speed#traffic#traffic safety
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New story today: "The Downside of Dating a Celebrity"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#fan#celebrity#dating#dating a celebrity#the downside of dating a celebrity#friend#manager#work#club#acting#international travel#jet lag#leave of absence#paparazzi#no privacy#no time#no time together#wanting is better than having
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New story today: "Conference Encounter, Part 2"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#conference#educational conference#conference encounter#attendee#attendees#speaker#event coordinator#presentation#slides#chaos#conference chaos
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New story today: "Conference Encounter, Part 1"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#conference#educational conference#attendee#attendees#conference attendees#awkward#encounter#conference encounter#stranger#friends#contact#networking
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New story today: "Better Not Forget About Mother's Day"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#family#Mother's Day#Mom#Dad#siblings#Mother's Day gift#brunch#dinner#dessert#flowers#plants#garden#where did I go wrong
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New story today: "Who Knew Hiking Up a Mountain Would Be So Difficult?"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#friend#friends#hike#hikers#hiking#hiking up a mountain#Mount Tammany#Mount Minsi#Delaware Water Gap#be prepared#runner#content creator#breathtaking scenery#stunning view#bring snacks
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New story today: "Etiquette Responses: Multiple Choice Edition"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#etiquette#response#responses#multiple choice#etiquette responses: multiple choice edition#work#friend#recital#better half#jeopardy#what to say
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New story today: "We Are Not Cancelling on Account of Rain"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#rain#torrential rain#downpour#too much rain#fires#wildfires#irony#Little League game#baseball game#Easter#family#photo#spring#rebirth#Nature#April showers bring May flowers#parade#marching band#float#never-ending rain
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New story today: "Waiting for the Epic Office Romance to Begin"
#the skewed life#humor#humour#comedy#romance#office romance#interoffice romance#intraoffice romance#manager#employee#Human Resources#Human Resources Representative#harassment#anti-harassment#looking for love in the wrong place
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