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gansey calls ronan from a ritz hotel room after he and blue decide to get a divorce and ronan listens to the whole spiel in silence before he's like okay so first of all divorce is a sin -

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jeremy irons greatest hits compilation

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me when I’m so sweet and so beautiful and it’s sunday

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING 🎉

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henry le vesconte is THE funniest character on the terror bc his scenes (as i remember them) are like

smarmily eating a biscuit while his commanding officers bicker

eavesdropping on franklin ripping crozier a new one and then zooming away from the scene of the crime at top speed

that really goofy forelock tugging gesture he makes at crozier after franklin dies

the moment we find out james’s nickname for him is DUNDY

getting his frostbitten toes snipped off but in like a comic relief kind of way?????

when he finally speaks it’s to say “alright lads we’ve got a bit of a benjo planned” which is THE most victorian thing anyone has ever said

and then we don’t see much of him after the ships are abandoned, until OUT OF NOWHERE he starts peer pressuring people into abandoning the sick to die, and like i just think it’s wildly hilarious that the foppish background comic relief character is the one who finally snaps like that

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I love seeing people go insane over their ugly little men like, I get it. I have an ugly little man too except he’s hot and beautiful and pretty

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their grumpy/sunshine enemies to lovers swag

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let me kill 'em like i usually do, man

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Does he have ridiculous sideburns? Does he die a gruesome death? Is he on screen less than ten minutes total?

I spent a full day making this "Guess who? (is stuck)" The Terror game! Inspired by countless conversations about how hard it is to tell these dudes apart on first watch (and endless shitpost ideas with @merlintintintin ) This was honestly a lot of work, and now I really want to play it! I hope you'll find this cool, I'm personally really happy with the result! Would you play it?

I added Silna because I feel like the two boards kinda represent Terror & Erebus, and she's stuck here with these horrible dudes. Definitely more of a thematic easter egg rather than practical gameplay choice ahah.

To make this I bought a My Little Petshop Guess Who game (I liked the colors) second hand, took forever to cut out all the characters and color grade the pictures on photoshop (this serie is SO DARK, i'm thankful for the official pictures by Aidan Monaghan I also used), made the cards backing mostly using some designs I had already made, and then printed and cut the whole thing by hand!

I may share the template for this later on, if anyone is interested!

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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✨ drama queen ✨

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#girlboss

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Have you ever sold anyone a tattoo ticket? I want a tattoo of the tiny Jopson you drew for the terror zine but I would only do it with your permission. I just think he’s so cute lmao

oh man hell yeah!! you have my full permission. get your boy 🫵

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hello!!! your zines are so so cool, thank you so much for sharing them with us!!! is there any way to tip you as a thank you for your great work?

thank you!! and thank you so much for the thought, but idk, i made these zines to introduce/share the terror with my friends and now i'm happy to share them with yall too 👍

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Hi!! My friends and I adore your Terror zine and were wondering if you'd ever make copies to sell/make a PDF available to buy for printing at home?

hey!! thank you for your interest, i'm so glad people like the zines!

here's a link to the files set up for printing (and a guide on how to fold a zine so you can make these and then a billion other zines)

i just printed them at home (can't do to the edge printing), and so theres a little bar of white around the edge but it just makes it feel more handmade lmao

the spacing might be kind of wonky but i'm p sure i fixed it.... but anyways! they're homemade and now theyre yours too!

HAVE AT THEM, FRIENDS