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AIR JAIL for NAUGHTY BABIES

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Hi, it's been a while because I forgot tumblr

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Heppy pride from Slavic dancing ladies

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cyber eunuch just sent me a file called gobletofwine.poison for the computer kings royal dinnernet

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elephant trunk snakes are absolutely ridiculous. That's a creature alright.

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Connected

Acrylic & wires on canvas 23 x 16in

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Okay, maybe that guy was a bit fishy. We need the right detective for this case.

Dedicating this to all the Columbo comments under three fish in a trench coat, he's a catfish now.

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gouache & watercolor study of Happy Together (1997) dir. Wong Kar-wai for the exhibit "Film School" at Giant Robot in LA starting May 31st

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The Morning After

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we went to the hotel restaurant in Seattle and the walls were filled with these huge pictures of like sims ladies. the office siren was my favorite

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Blood of the steppe -After Duilio Cambellotti

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The exhibit of a healers trio

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There is a universal truth to this world that if you go to a bar or a city event and there will be a band of old men playing music, and they will be a cover band for either Steely Dan or the Grateful Dead. There is no other option.

You may say, that’s not true there are plenty of other cover bands out there. This is untrue, in all of time it has only been those two bands. The sooner you look into your heart and accept this truth the sooner you can recover.

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they dont tell you this but if you dont vibe w/ one of your courtiers you can just hit them in the back of the head with your scepter

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hi everyone i just hit a follower milestone and i wanted to do a little art giveaway!!

two winners will get a colored bust of up to two characters of their choosing, like so:

rules:

must be following me

like and/or reblog this post to enter; each like and/or reblog is a separate entry

i will use a random picker to pick the winners, who will be contacted via tumblr dm

i will redraw if i don't get any response after 48 hours

giveaway ends on 31 may 2025, 23:59 gmt+8

that's all! feel free to drop me an ask if you have any questions :) thank you for following and for being such lovely people!!!! much love <3