jerma985real
jerma985real
im immortal and im a great cool and ill never die
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hi im famous neopronoun user cal 'jerma' wetbowser. wanna see the cool painting in my basement i promise i wont entrap you
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jerma985real · 4 days ago
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youtube shorts will be like dimpy music while a ugly baby goose is tripping and falling over and then transitions to the same music but slower and bass boosted and its a adult swan with walking with swag
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jerma985real · 4 days ago
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go my krerdly
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jerma985real · 4 days ago
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Top 4 krusielle all time past & future
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jerma985real · 4 days ago
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Humanized Sculpt of Yoda
(via Laughing Squid)
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for my grand return i give you this .
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suselle flavoured doobles
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in wigan, it's as good as gone
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jerma985real · 14 days ago
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Very whimsical scene on the train yesterday evening
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jerma985real · 14 days ago
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Girl lemme see dat butt!
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jerma985real · 14 days ago
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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jerma985real · 14 days ago
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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message
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jerma985real · 16 days ago
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jerma985real · 1 month ago
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tonight's plans: jerk off to completion..... two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) ...... write the great american novel
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jerma985real · 1 month ago
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One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”
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